“Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!” Implies Orcs have ordered food from a menu before.

It’s a trip to think that I am no longer ‘middle aged,’ anymore. I mean, unless I’m going to live to be 120. I still feel like a younger guy, though. I chalk that up to being in top physical condition when I was young. I suggest you guys start exercising, if you aren’t already. You’ll be glad, later

Since basically every ghoul in the trump government is the kind of guy that’d make you cover your drink if you saw them at a bar, I really wonder if they put a sedative in Biden’s water during the debate, because Biden never acted that way before that disastrous debate, and hasn’t done it since.

When you get in trouble with your swamp husband

It is our duty to escape.

Corvettes will never get respect, lol

It's a trip how 80% of the iconic music you associate with the 80's was only made between 1979 to early 1982. After that the corporate wonks took over and everything started to slip. But those early years when the artists were in charge was glorious.

It’s interesting listening to the Ukrainian commentators. In English, we would say something like “He did not (or didn’t) say it.” But when they express that idea, they say “He said about it, no.” Language is fun.

Future people, looking back on early 21st century america

I really miss the heyday of twitter.

Looking back at Dubya’s regime, all the ingredients of maga were there. The belligerent ‘America alone’ attitude toward allies. The demonization of gay people and liberals, (Lib’ruls,) and the complete dismissal of constitutional rights and norms. It was all there, and we’ll no doubt see it again.

I've said for years that religious indoctrination is the process by which a human being is transformed into a chimpanzee. And, well... Maybe being a chimpanzee is too advanced for these dipshits.

The early 00's were an amazing time for crazy motorcycles. It's amazing that it is totally gone, now.

My desire to grow my fingernails out for guitar fingerpicking is colliding with my nervous habit of pulling off excess fingernail growth.

Yet another reason to love Alan Rickman, he was an accomplished double bass and cello player, and had a wicked fast slap bass style that would make that guy from Muse look like a noob.

If the universe is infinite, there is a near 100% chance that somewhere out there there is a planet just like earth, with a person living there that looks exactly like you, but if you could visit them you'd probably wonder why they're opening their mouth real wide to shove a gerbil inside.

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive a brutal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is unbelievable to me.

Whatchoo wanna bet there will be another 'attempt' 2 weeks before the midterm elections.

SO, when the oil prices jumped to $100 a barrel after lord farquaad started his fucking war, putin filled his oil storage to the brim in the rich port city of Tuapse. Ukraine said 'naaah' to him making money, and bombed the shit out of Tuapse. Now it's completely destroyed, and so is putin's money.

Thinking about my deviantart complaint. It's funny how in my lifetime I've seen all the 3rd spaces disappear, leaving people with nowhere to go that isn't a bar or a restaurant. And now we're seeing the erosion of online spaces. This culture fucking sucks.

Well, after 20 years on Deviantart, I think I’m finally ready to delete my account. Between them piling on the worst Ai drek, restricting how many times you can block people, and limiting how many times you can download a fucking picture, it’s not worth it anymore.

Doesn’t Pokemon literally mean ‘Raw fish, man.’

I made my own take on a T Fiddler meme template. :)

@anginedepoitrine.bsky.social Qui sait pourquoi ? ;)

So when I first saw Angine de Poitrine, I kinda dismissed them as weird. But then I started paying attention to what they were doing. They are PHENOMENAL musicians. Yeah, the initial sound of their music and costumes are weird, but once you pay attention, it's mathematics in music form.

Playing some of my bass pentatonics, and AM and CM scales on my 6-sting sounds really great, actually. Really blues-y sounding, and I can practice my bass scales while also practicing guitar. :)

Was listening to a Ukrainian podcaster who does straight military information/commentary, and he randomly mentioned furries and began speculating on which people might fit with different animal personas, and I was like WoooooOw

This guy who frequently parks on my street had handwritten ‘trump’ signs all over his car. But in the last few weeks they’ve all come off. Funny how you can be an insurrectionist, child-abusing piece of shit, and guys like this will put your name on their car. But cost them money? Line crossed!!

The clinic I work at is bordered by another facility, and all the people who work there are fucking cigarette addicts, and they’ll stand in an alley between our buildings and drag down a half a pack in 10 mins, and this big toxic cloud of cancer gas will jump the wall and start looking for my face.

I want to try and do a SF bay area visit sometime this summer. Just to visit folks in the area. Let me know if you'd like to meet up. I also want to see if that huge dim sum restaurant is still in the Embarcadero.

Ready for the next Daft Punk? :) www.reddit.com/r/BassGuitar...

This is just east of me. Is this a fire?

Ah yes, the… high control christian nationalist communities. Well, they found a way to make christianity worse.

What a bunch of miserable assholes.

Corgi Tube?

It must annoy the Iranians, because you know they would love to do a terr0rism to us, but nothing they could do would be as destructive as a single day of that fat fuck in the white house.

I'm always complaining that there's no good music now. You know why? It wasn't that people were more creative or brilliant in the 60's 70's and 80's. It was because rent was fucking $35 bucks a month. People could work a little part time job and have tons of time to practice with other musicians.

And that’s why people are protesting, fucknutts.

I have a question for people who’ve had Covid. Do you randomly cough up phlegm? Sorry if this is a weird question…

Among the list of Things That Annoy Me, I will soon have to renew the license I must have to do my dumb job. Now it will likely be a hundred bucks, and a few years ago they added a 100 question test, that you can’t miss more than 3. Or you do the course over again. And the test changes year by year.

There is no way this album would be made today.

The apple show Silo is really good, y’all

One big difference between this current fiasco, and dubya's adventure into Iraq, you can criticize / be against this war. Back in '03, if a celebrity spoke out against dubya's war, they would lose their livelihood. Regular people would lose their jobs. You were basically blacklisted from society.

So every goddamn day it’s been 100 degrees here in Los Angeles.

It’s a trip how boomers lived and thrived in one of the most free and liberal societies mankind has ever known, and now on their way out the door they want to turn that society into an authoritarian shithole. Trump is literally their boomer final boss.

It's really too bad that e-mail has been utterly ruined. I remember when it started, and it was AMAZING. Now it's just a garbage dump for spam emails.

Pretty soon Trump will probably release the full Epstein files to distract from Iran.

Thinking about hanging out at my friend's place in Escondido. When you have a great mix of people, gatherings are literally magic.

Deviantart trying real hard to be culturally irrelevant

Ngl, Quark looking like a snac