I never used my aeropress until I realised, aeropress is to make the coffee you drink while you’re setting up you’re stovetop coffee in the morning.

My favourite 20 minutes are those between 6:42am and 6:48am when you’re not quite ready to wake up

The thing about me is, my mugs are cool.

There is a sock in the freezer now. Also I’m not discussing cardboard.

There is a non zero amount of cardboard in the flat #lesscardboard #notnocardboard going to bed

I’ve decided I just lie on sofas watching ads about 16-in-1 multi tools now…

I can’t sleep and the house is full of cardboard.

Evil is a strong word to use, and it can be tempting, when things are progressing along disconcerting lines or there are clear signs that troubling agendas seem to be spreading, but there are also times when it is appropriate. What I’m trying to say is, I think the sink might actually be evil.

“I’ve just spent 10 minutes looking for the only safe mug in the house (the others are growing independent civilisations) I need the coffee so I can drink coffee while I assess the washing up situation and decide on a strategy…” is not a good answer to “are you good at prioritising your time”

As is tradition: my first post should mention the fact I for some current reason cannot walk, due to an avoidable accident, and that things will be back to normal soon, when we all know that in reality this is in fact already normal. Welcome to my blue sky place etc. Fx