the streamer nest’s fall charity stream is going to be a relay this time around! my friend captainpigeon will be starting the relay at 6pm EST. go say hi and lets raise money for john hopkins children’s hospital!!!! #extralife www.streamernest.com/extralife www.twitch.tv/captainpigeon17

poop in the hand is worth 2 in the butt

We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers. The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.

Shout out to the older guy stopped at the light next to me who was packing a bowl with a lighter while we waited. This generation can’t be cooked if the last gen was already fried

Heya!!! It’s my birthday and it’s also The Streamer Nest’s semiannual livestream!!! We’re starting at 6:00 PM EST (in 10 minutes!!!) and running through 7PM tomorrow. Come say hi and help us raise money for Trans Lifeline at www.twitch.tv/consort

Okay I'm FINALLY doing the official announce for this but the Streamer Nest bi-annual 24 hour charity stream is planned and coming soon! Join us June 7th 6pm - June 8th 6pm for great games and great company while we raise money for @translifeline.org on Twitch!

We’ve come so far in the enshittification of google and online journalism that the best way of finding out about secrets in video games is to ask your friends like it’s the mid 90’s again. I’m predicting the return of gamefaqs and html ascii based walkthroughs

Just learned how recent the samurai really were. The last samurai Shogunate ended his rein (and thus the samurai as a whole) in 1867. In theory, they could've played baseball and send telegrams by then. For those that hate metric, that's just 2 years before American Football was first played

Had a vision, had to get it out of my system. #mhwilds #fanart

joining a polycule just to get access to their plex server

Every porn VHS used to come with this PSA in the front, telling you your rights were under attack— that politicians wanted to limit what you could see. Producers used porn to let consumers knew what was at stake politically. Maybe it's time for another mass campaign.

Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

Watching @waterwaterwaterwaterwater.com teach one person Flash Beats on one machine while yelling how to play the game to two other new players on the next machine over simultaneously #magfest

it’s SLUTMAS you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🧑‍🎄 🧑‍🎄 🧑‍🎄 🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy TO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD ELF 👼👼👼 because SANTA IS WATCHING FROM HIS CUCK🪑CHAIR‼️🔍

After years of doing it manually, I finally made an apple shortcut a few weeks ago to turn all the alarms I need in the morning on. It works 100% of the time, no matter what to turn all the right alarms on. I still check the damn app to make sure they’re turned on every time. Am I cooked?

Saw this ad on the bus. Is this about getting health insurance or saying that we should disestablish health insurance brick by brick?

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

Yeast be like

Loggin on

Early this morning, an autonomous group of New Yorkers reclaimed an F train car, replacing ads with signage reading “A MAN WAS LYNCHED HERE” and Jordan Neely’s name, as a jury deliberates over whether to convict Daniel Penny, Neely’s killer, with his death last May.

Cis straight men need more whimsy in their life

Hello Blue Sky🤍 ブルースカイに遊びに来ましたっ☆こっちではゆるキャラらしく心がけますっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆

Yeah, this tracks

Think about this image every day because I really be feeling like this every morning

Chess.com tells me that I'm better than about half of all chess players making me just about perfectly average at online chess, meaning that I now consider myself basically a GM and the only opinion that matters on chess positions/strategies is my own

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For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it the Rite of the Knife • LG calls it Lacrimation • Sony calls it Infloresence of the Soul • Roku calls it Abstract Chiaroscuro • Google TV calls it Ego Concretion • Vizio calls it 'smoothing'

Once again sharing my favorite criminally underrated techtuber @lauriewired.bsky.social because everything she puts out is overproduced and yet easy to digest

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another banger

that's good ad design

Think about this image every day because I really be feeling like this every morning

You can really litmus test a 25+ y/o by asking their opinions on superwholock, Harry Potter, and The Office

Most live action remakes of animated movies suck and make no sense to be live action, but one movie that absolutely deserves a good live action adaption is The Polar Express If Robin Williams was still around he would’ve made the PERFECT conductor

Shout out to the Godzilla fandom though While every other fandom gets worse with age, all the fans that I’ve seen just care about how cool the monsters look when they level cities. No one worries about the story, they just wanna hear him roar. Truly inspirational

Just got followed by a bunch of porn bots, we really live in the golden age of tumblr

1 part sparkling rosé to 1 part white monster to make the gayest mimosa that will have u stealing a cops's gun

SHE’S FREE

Why is children’s toothpaste the only one you can eat? What if I want to munch on a yummy snack?

Idk, how we're supposed to top "women under 5'7 are minor coded"

Cannot WAIT for smart contacts/smart eyes to be a thing so I can have tik toks running CONSTANTLY straight to my eyeballs while I work

I used to gnaw on acorns like I was a squirrel (They don’t taste good) (I would do it again)

That new Dolly Parton made me a Miley Cyrus apologist

The evolution of therapy language as a tool in interpersonal conflict can be accurately mapped by watching every real housewives franchise