Never clicked a link faster in my life. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Black Friday is basically bollocks and small businesses deserve your support.

Moose is great, I mean really great.

More people have been to the moon than have won Takeshi's castle.

As the circus is currently in town, we thought we should share this important message:

Nelson was about 5ft 4". His statue on top of the column in London is about 18ft. That's Horatio of about 3:1

If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty crap about my small business. It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk

Expect your mobile to go off 3pm Sunday! Be prepared for a test of the Govt's emergency alert system. Full info... www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2025/09... LIVING WITH DOMESTIC ABUSE? If you've a hidden mobile, you the link above has details of how to opt out of the alert. Pls share

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I struggle to remember how to spell some quite basic words. Solution was to put the word into my work computer password. Six weeks of typing "their"instead of "thier" soon gets it sorted. Don't do it anymore as I've now conkured the English language.

Night night sweet dreamies The hardest place to be is often your own head. Be kind to yourself, remember, your thoughts don’t always tell the truth

Earlier this week I considered being that guy and speaking to my son's school about some of the stuff he's being taught; namely the existence of feminist spiders. Glad I didn't, as long story short, he can't pronounce the word venomous properly.

A bit of a slowdown today - need another 250 signatures by 8am tomorrow to hit our daily #parkypetition100K target. If you’ve already signed grab a friend….or three! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71... Come on folks, the #parkypetition is in danger of falling behind the run rate - we need c650 signatures a day if we’re to hit our 100k target by September 10 and today we’ve only done about 500. Let’s have a big push to get above 46,000 tonight

Ingenious 😂 FFS

One of the best days of my life. Just create memories. That’s what really matters 🥰🙏

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@niallharbison.bsky.social congratulations on The Sunday Times no1 bestseller slot- a worthy place

It’s the time of year when you might find a baby bird and want to help. Most often (and slightly counterintuitively) it’s best to do nothing. Here’s a useful guide.

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Ok, buckle up, time for another good old yarn from the family archives: That time an uncle that faked his own death then just turned up at a family reunion like nothing happened.

What is Britain's favourite swear word? F*ck: 24% C*nt: 11% Sh*t: 6% B*llocks: 6% B*gger: 3% Bl*ody: 2% Tw*t: 1% B*stard: 1% D*mn: 1% D*ckhead: 1% Feck: 1% yougov.co.uk/society/arti...

Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk

Email in from George, 78, on holiday. Asking if we've found a phone as he has no idea where he left his. I'm sure it will turn up George...

We need strong muscles both on the inside of our leg and the outside of our leg and our glutes for proper gait mechanics and to have happy hips, ankles and knees. Start where you are. #agingshouldntsuck #afriendlynudge

The stages in MAGA responding to a negative story: 1: It's all lies 2: Most of it is lies 3: Some of it's true, but it doesn't matter 4. It's all true, but it's fine when we do it 5. F**k you

It's Mothering Sunday in less than a fortnight. I'll be reading out the names of our #RememberedMums in church on the morning of Sunday March 30th. If you'd like to add your late mother's name, let me know. It can be oddly comforting to know her name will sound out once again. Reposts welcome. ❤️ 👑

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Little Candy is a rescue dog we re-homed. She only has 3 legs. Her new brother has started putting on a "limp" to welcome her. Simply incredible 😂

Mother's Day cards are here! www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/mothers-day

In the UK, houses that back on to each other have to be at least 21 metres apart because of a 1902 law. This is all about protecting a woman's modesty. This distance was decided by two topless men backing away from each other until they couldn't see each others nipples.