My game completion rate has dropped off because I'm currently obsessed with Rogue Trader. If you like games like Divinity: Original Sin and can handle reading...a LOT! (It's only got voice acting for about 5% of the game, but what is there is excellent) Then it's well worth checking out.

Made by a company that i've never heard of so the jury is out on whether they'll match the quality of the prototype shown here, but I couldn't resist pre-ordering my boy Porco.

Someone is making a furry Commandos game! 🤩

I'm in one of my obsessive phases, which is currently Warhammer 40k and what do they fucking do today? ...Released/re-released a ton of classic Warhammer games on steam...😐 Fine...I guess I'll buy those TOO! 😠

Built another one. This one was a bit different. It has detachable legs which the other doesn't. I know there's a Zaku too which I might get. But otherwise I think i'll stick to the normal stuff.

I kept seeing this dumb thing on AliExpress and it was cheap as hell so I bought it. I was expecting a pre-built toy, so was quite pleasantly surprised to find out it's a model kit. Comes with magnets, glue, water slide decals (i'll do those later) and stickers for the eyes.

I can't believe this thing uses the absolutely dogshit America artwork for ICO. it pains me.

Sounds about right.

Another perspective

A new Tango flavor dropped...

Me and @mikeward1701.bsky.social went out to see a lunchtime organ concert yesterday. It was classical music so I knew none of it 😅, but we did follow it up with some of the best fries I've ever had and also got to see some cock!

A bit more Hump for Hump Day.

Hump Day!

Finished a game called Fruitbus. It's a super chill Job Sim. You harvest wild fruit and veg, and then prep it in various forms to sell on your customisable bus. I don't normally like these types of games but this one struck a really nice balance. It's not too complex and is very low pressure.

Finished a short physics based platformer called "Super Adventure Hand". Short level based platforming akin to Super Mario 3D World...only you're a hand. Lol. Fun, simple game. The hand moves really fluidly, very spider-like. Kind of an Adams Family "Thing" simulator. Worth checking out in a sale.

Starfield is getting a PS5 release real soon. But just to remind everyone that the characters, quests and story are all really shit and it's not worth buying. If you've not been able to play it for 3 years already, do yourself a favour and wait another 3 and buy it when it's £10 in a sale.

Finished a horror game called Reveil which I really enjoyed. It uses every horror trope and cliché under the sun, but it does so with a ton of quality and atmosphere. And it really gets intriguing towards the end. Looks and runs great on the Steam Deck. It's a short one though at only about 4-5h.

Finished a short story psychological thriller called Recall: Empty Wishes and I enjoyed it quite a bit. Not really a "game" but the story was intriguing. Had some pretty nice pixel art. No voice acting though. So lots of reading. Only clocks in at 3 hours so it's easy to beat in one sitting.

Another game finished. This one is a first person point 'n' click adventure called The Abandoned Planet. Has some great pixel art and animations and the small transitional animations really feel and sound like something from Flashback. Nothing very difficult but fun. Voice actress was bad though.

Finished a really good platformer called Once Upon a Puppet. It's short at just under 7 hours but you'd probably get more out of it if you try for all the collectibles. The art style is great. The story is good and the narrator's voice actor is excellent! Well worth playing!

Another short game finished. This time a "self co-op" environmental puzzle game called Gloomy Eyes. Loved the Tim Burton-esque art style. The narrator VO was great and the story was nice. Pretty chilled out experience all in all. Worth checking out in a sale since it's only about 4h long.

Another short game finished. This one called The Trolley Solution based on the old thought experiment but taken to the absurd. It was pretty good. Didn't overstay it's welcome. And had some references to other games in there. Some of the mini games really require a mouse though.

Finished a short indie game called Metal Garden and while it's functionally pretty basic, it's quite a well designed world to explore. The vast empty spaces remind me a lot of Team ICO's work. Weirdly it's games like this that inspire me to try to make my own game a lot more than AAA games do.

Necromunda: Hired Gun finished. I really enjoyed this. It has a little bit of jank in the production values, mostly in cutscenes and character animations but it plays really well and it's a ton of fun. Even looks and runs nice on the Steam Deck. Story + a couple dozen side missions took about 15h.

Happy Hump Day

Can't believe they still make cases for my old ass phone

I know Frank Miller has always had a bit of an unusual art style, but wtf is this. Lol.

Finished Boltgun. And it is a fantastic boomer shooter. Looks great. Fast, frantic, violent. And it makes you feel like a badass. My only complaints are the lack of boss variation. There's like 3, and you fight them over and over. But otherwise it's one of the better throwback shooters I've played.

Giving up on Space Hulk Tactics. I like what's there but fuck the RNG in this game. It makes everything you do feel random. You can set out your marines perfectly and every one of them can experience a gun jam resulting in slaughter. Where are the tactics involved in that? It's pure chance.

Flashback 2 finished. It tries real hard to tug at your nostalgia for the first game with its locations, but it is absolute trash. Combat is shit. Story is shit. Dialogue is shit. There's no redeeming qualities. Even the "art" is AI generated shit... Don't play it.

You put up a good fight piano...but we bested you!

Notveryfatcockfriday Excuse the weird auto exposure issues

HeatBoys doing some non mecha TMNT stuff! It's not quite Mondo levels of tempting, but he still looks so good!

Remember the game Flashback? The game known for amazing hand drawn rotoscoped art, and fluid animations... This is what you experience 5 minutes into Flashback 2. I audibly laughed. And on top of that. Its performance is unforgivably bad too.

Been playing this turn based strategy game for a few hours and my GOD it's difficult. The RNG is brutal! Like...I'm a 5 man squad of fucking Space Marines and I feel like such a squishy wimp. Lol. The atmosphere and everything else is pretty great though!

Fyi, even if half my followers liked this post I could still keep replying 😅

Finished a short (3h) intense as hell horror game called Doctor Viscera. You have 5 days (1 death = 1 day) to find items through an asylum to access areas, solve environmental puzzles and build things to help you escape. There are multiple endings but I don't think my nerves can handle another run 😅

Been playing Necromunda: Hired Gun. I don't think this was received that positively, but I'm enjoying it quite a lot so far. It's a fast, doom-like FPS with a lot of movement and verticality and it's all in a really distinct looking cyberpunk world. It definitely sits in that AA space though.

Soz m8, I don't walk.

I don't really like my butt all that much and it's harder to take even remotely decent pics of it even if I did. I'll probably post more of it at some point but it'll be intermittent at best.

I think this Saturday calls for a low light, grainy, terrible quality dick jiggle.

Finished a short first person platformer called Downward and I thought it was excellent. It's a fantastical Mirrors Edge with a tiny bit of Metroidvania sprinkled in (new abilities allow you to traverse more of an area) Traversal is super fun. And it looks nice and runs GREAT on the Steam Deck.

Finished a cosmic horror game called Moons of Madness...and it was just ok. It clearly had a lot of love poured into its art and environments, even the voice acting was pretty good...but the writing lets it down. The story just isn't good enough or intriguing enough. And it also isn't scary.

Mondo's second TMNT release is gonna be Leo...and he looks every bit as awesome as Don! Sadly I just can't justify the cost for a 10" figure.

Gotta get in on the current meme trends...

The Crimson Desert reviews are crazy. Some are saying it's unlike anything you'll ever play and will be difficult for any open world RPG to beat. But they go all the way down to people saying it does nothing new, and the story, characters, voice acting, missions are all really crap. Like...what?

I rented Space Marine when it came out and bounced off it pretty hard for some reason. I think Gears of War kinda burned me out of this style of game back then. But I gave it a second chance on the Deck and I really enjoyed it. It's brutal gory fun. I just wish the lore was a bit more accessible.

And the nut from yesterday that I forgot to post yesterday... 😁

Finally grabbed what seems to be a rare Nintendo bomber. Either the switch 2 version ate the bulk of the sales or this just sold badly in general. Either way it's a cheap Nintendo game. Win for me!