Kinda completely forgot this place existed 🙈 How we all doing?!

Returning from the void to post shirtless selfies

Haircut, sun, and off to get absolutely fucked (in a beer garden). Perfect bank holiday weekend imo

Is it obvious I like blue?

Violently hungover this morning, someone help

Sundays really are the worst day of the week 😭 (I have to leave my flat for an hour to go shopping)

First night alone in my own place tn. Feels kind of weird

Need to interact with more bloomfs (and people in general 😂)

Turns out it was all worth it, as I’ve got my own place to rent now 🙌 Time to enter the scary world of having to be a proper adult 😅

I’ve walked 13 miles around Cardiff today looking at flats. Not once did I think of getting an Uber or a bus 🤦🏼‍♂️

Obligatory hotel mirror pic

Me if I were a fish

I got the job!!! Maybe this year really is my year

Cheeky little walk today (I’m now cold and bed bound 😫)

Finally got a job interview, and for a job I really want too! Maybe this year is off to a good start

I mean I’m already one of these things, so it won’t be too much of a change

New years resolution is to somehow get an even fatter ass

Looking forward to a thrilling New Year’s Eve of sitting on my arse, drinking wine, and going to bed before 12

Finally bought a North Face puffer Why didn’t I buy one earlier, I love it (apart from looking like the worlds gayest roadman)

It’s kinda daunting thinking about properly moving out. Like moving to a completely new city with no friends or family actually seems quite scary icl 😅

A slight change in genre, but my god the rocky horror picture show is such a good film

I couldn’t say how many times I’ve watched the lotr trilogy, but I swear the films get better every time I watch them

Ridiculously bored tn Guess the only thing left to do is chat shit and get disastrously drunk

150 followers, but not 150 oomfs in my DMs 😫

Hair was kinda hairing today

Really debating getting a perm, but idk whether it’s worth it or not

Anyone want a drink? 😝

People say gay men are bad drivers (and I’m no exception), but I’ve never been more scared in a car than when straight men have road rage 😭 Might not make it to Birmingham at this rate 😂

Went Xmas shopping today, and it really sucked the joy out of me 😭 (I have no money)

Won’t be posting my Spotify wrapped, and I will take it with me to the grave

And again today. Sometimes wonder why my dad had to make me like football

It’s a Monday, and I got hardly any sleep. Great start to the week 🙃

Forget how relaxing cooking can be sometimes 😌

I can’t wait for 11 guys to make me moan so much later today 😮‍💨 (Im watching wolves play football)

To shave or not to shave 🤔 (not that it makes any difference as I can’t grow a beard 😭) Also any book recommendations?

For someone who hates clubbing as much as I do, I’m so bored I’m desperate for a fat night out asap

The stress of waiting to hear back from job applications is awful rn 😫

Happy fcf everyone 👀

Wish I was in a nice cozy pub with a pint in me 😫

I hate how Black Friday is now like a week and a half long now. I also hate what it’s gonna inevitably do to my wallet too😫

150 followers, but not 150 oomfs in my DMs 😫

Truely an honour

I promise I’m not as grumpy as I look

Kinda undecided on where I wanna move to. Anyone have any opinions on what it’s like to live in Manchester/Liverpool/Nottingham?

One of the joys of living on an island is being forced to bankrupt yourself, just to travel to a bit of civilisation. How can a 20 min, 1 mile ferry journey be more expensive than a train from Portsmouth to Bristol?

Need an excuse to dress up again tbh

Kinda wanna grow my hair out this long/curly again, but I just dunno if it’s worth it with the awkward in between stage

Hate living down south and ALWAYS missing out on the snow

Omg why have I just been terrorised in bed by a fat spider crawling on my arse 😭😭😭

Woke up feeling very gay today