Your coworkers finally talk bad about you all year chile

WALE!!

When men make weird shit out of random items they found it’s like “oh I just made this (enter title of the piece)” but when a woman makes pretty decor for her house “oh I had a craft day”. No! Name your art ladies!!!

The more I’ve leaned into being creative the more I dislike the word “crafts”. It’s one of those things that’s secretly saying “a woman made this so it’s inherently worth less”

Employs like 200 people.. gives away her money to Black colleges and millions in college scholarships, small business grants and disaster relief funds.

Keep doing it. And slide in “I can’t believe they’re killing Black ppl to make this kinda shit” whenever it’s a goofy video.

I think imma keep adding to this over time cause why not

Bobhadababyitsaboy

Trumpito truly thinks the entire United States are his employees

Renaissance over everything

Gluten allergy is something ppl really don’t understand. I asked a guy if they had a dedicated fryer for fries and he found out that way that their oil is cross contaminated. He felt bad and then snuck and gave me an Oreo milkshake… that I cannot eat bc the Oreo 🤣🤣🤣

When was the last time that party felt shame?!

Dems are part of a psyop. Gotta be

This is the kinda stuff we really need the other countries to see instead of bullshit fake articles.

See this one right here makes sense cause there’s hella families where u never gonna even know ur cousins real names… in that case the matching first names don’t matter. But copying nicknames is janky

Okay so…devils advocate here-it’s NOT a good surprise to name your child after a living family member. What if they planned on naming their child the Jr? Now you got two cousins with the same name.

Deep fried. Not even a comparison

Mack Keane Candycrush 100/10

My gallery is expanding tn

Biiiiiiitch All Her Fault on Peacock is a 10 out of 10

Black beans from scratch mixed with quick sautéed corn, jalapeño & white onion in heaps of coconut oil 🤤

Ain’t gone let that slow up MY night!

It’s getting cold out, and you know what THAT means? Time to start judging these folks who don’t put a coat on that baby, or shoes on its feet.

Peacock keeps playing me 45 seconds of commercials but not putting my show back on. I’ve closed the app and restarted the tv…. They think they’re slick…

If they would just pass a bill to rename the ACA "TrumpCare," we could get the subsidies extended and the government re-opened.

This the only kinda messiness I wanna hear from men 🤣🤣

I feel like this is one man at different times in his life

100%. either way there was going to be ppl caught in the crossfire but it’s either hurt a smaller amount of ppl now or hurt a whole bunch of ppl later and for a longer period of time. This whole thing stinks but it has to be done or he’s going to be pausing benefits every month

Look at how quickly y’all turning on Kentanji without understanding wtf is going on. This is why Kamala lost. Y’all refuse to THINK.

Yall pls go watch his interview with Ziwe. This man need to be off the streets

They put a hook for their oven mit on the outside of the cabinet. The ppl aren’t that bright.

I need Kamala to walk out to DAngelos “shit damn muthafucka”. I need it BAD

My mom keeps inviting me to church events after I told her I don’t fuck with bigots. She acts like that convo never happened…

Wasn’t he already doing this with his bribe money anyways?

I had a dream about mouse infestation… what’s it mean?!

I’m convinced she just b dropping random shit not bc she cares about the money but bc she employs so many ppl

I kinda like that long sleeve hockey shirt but I just know it’s $200

Hearing somebody say “I just took a full body shower” pissed me off realllllll bad. You should be washing your entire body every shower! wtf is wrong w yall

No way I just showered only to remember I left the lawn mower outside and it’s going to rain…. Fml

Zohran acceptance speech:

Very embarassing

Those Asians didn’t get into UC Berkeley this year and got active!

It would seem Mamdani's campaign is an example of how to accomplish both a winning campaign and increasing voter turnout. Funny how running a candidate people want to vote for affects how many people will go out to vote for them.

Why do they have Kim K doing a Lemonade scene - yellow dress and baseball bat and everything.

Propositions LL and MM passed here in Colorado which means free school meals for all kids regardless of financial need and it allows for any excess to be used to support SNAP

Who will have the gall to tell Kim K that these fillers are bad for her acting career ?

Oooh now I see why I was seeing Karamos name on the interwebz… it’s giving Dwight a lil bit 🤏🏽

I wonder if Janet hates performing songs she said Rene’s name in.

I love when I stumble upon someone’s music and then they end up opening at a concert I’m at. Mack Keane was sangin his ass off tonight!