Very awkward seeing an acquaintances father go into the happy ending massage parlor 🤣🤣🤣

Do you know how funny it’s gonna be years from now looking back at your prom photos with the Amazon man in em 🤣🤣 hilarious 🤣

I’m so happy My Momma Told Me podcast is getting shine. Bob was wrong 😂

Chick fila sauce on salad 10/10

See if I’m taking a nap sometimes I leave mine on so that I don’t fall asleep frfr 🤣🤣

Glasses wearers - yall b taking naps with your glasses on?

Hearing the garbage truck on your street & u didn’t take your cans to the curb is the adult version of not defrosting the chicken for your mom

I love how Monaleo calls nigga pussy

Finally got my nails done and immediately got black clothes dye in my handa

I’m new to this duvet cover thing.. does this mean I don’t need to wash my comforter anymore or just I can go longer periods without washing it? It’s the second one right?!

Just soaked in the tub but now I feel like I should clean my house… which will require another shower before bed… decisions decisions

Bout to go see my fav artist and I don’t like the opener…. They bout to have my vibe fucked up

Helloooo I KNOW yall have fav artists. Give me @‘s pls!!!

And his granny. Spitting image

Why in the world is my car registration $500 for a 2014

I’m looking for Black artists who paint/draw nature. Who’s yalls favs on IG?

Should I take it as a sign to default on my student loans since the Nalnet site keeps redirecting me?!

Autism Files: I recently learned that Glass screen protectors are not made of glass. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you know how to dress - pastels are neutrals.

Yall come look at this in the light 😍😍😍

They’re cutting down the tree that gives my bedroom window privacy so I just found some window film. It was a lot easier than I thought it would be

Boondocks is a documentary at this point lol

Figured out my lil outfit for the Wale concert.. cant waiiiit

I know ppl with Bachelors degrees who been in their field 3+ years making less than 70k.. in California… trust when I said idgaf about college. But I can’t really tell my high schooler that.

Kirko Bangz said “fossil pants, I’m hard as a rock” and we let that slide 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

I need the Canvas hackers to extend the deadline an extra week to go thru finals plssss

Everything I’ve seen about hantavirus says deep in the article that it is extremely difficult for humans to spread it to one another yet everyone is saying it’s like corona. Am I reading different articles than everyone else?

What’s the right way to get rid of laptops? I got like 4 old ass laptops that don’t even turn on anymore but I also dnt know what’s on them so I feel like they ain’t supposed to go in the trash

Took my kid & her bestie thrifting teddy bears and their outfits today. 10/10 experience. Their shades were supposed to go on their bears lol. Spent $20 and got to spent QT with teenagers. Unheard of in today’s economy!

My mom used to tell me NyQuil would work if I drank water afterwards. Was she training me to take shots or wtf

Took a nap at 6 pm tonight and ate candy after I woke up. Might be a wrap for getting any sleep tn 🫣

For clarity. He sent her a screenshot of the funds not going through…. He was always Big on the “I was going to do x,y & z for u” but never following through. I made a good decision I’m leaving that alone

A man I used to fuck with is trying to send my daughter money for her bday but her Apple Pay is broken and this mf ain’t just send it to my phone 🤣🤣🤣 and that’s why I dnt fuck w his lame, unreliable ass

Does Heidi have a wonky eye or is this somehow prosthetic?

Almost got caught doing my midnight decorating for my baby’s bday 😬

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Bet if we put data centers there they will figure out how to save the city

Naomi Osaka ATE!!!!!!!

My hip feels so out of place 😭😭😭

Nothing makes me want to try ozempic less than Trump pushing for it to be available

I just paid $75 to fill up my Camry. And summer prices ain’t even hit yet.

That soft fabric lady on that boy of nature doc is legit the same exact person as the 1 front tooth girl from zeus. Just one has an angry streak.

So excited I got tickets for the KAWS exhibit for my daughters birthday. She’s been saying she wanted to see it since before it even started

I miss being able to eat McDonald’s every once in a while 😭

When a King and direct descendent of King George III has to remind the American government about the utmost importance of checks and balances, you know we're in deep trouble.

My kid listening to Nip before school. She locked in

Okay but is Alicia Keys on that list too?

Fam

Worry is borrowing troubles from the future.

Restaurant

I legit was scrolling down FB to see if anyone I knew felt an earthquake and I had to go WAY too far to find ppl that were actually on my TL. Wtf