Ppl are still using variations of “mixed chick” as their handles in the year of twenty twenty six. That’s wild.

A dude once was telling me how his mom refused suggested he take work off to attend his child’s dentist appt. He says “man I grabbed her by the back of her neck so fast. I hate when she act like she can’t help with her grandkid” ……. And he’s confused on why I no longer answered his calls.

Okay fitness ppl is this a salad that’s loaded but still stays in the healthy range?

Ur mama so fat she gave Dracula diabetes

Oh this gave me a great giggle

Automatic draft but not voting is certainly a choice huh

Lil freshness for the night

Do u know how immaculate their pest control has to be?!!! How are there no ants?!

My dog pooped in my car and then stepped in it and mushed it into the seat…. As I was doing all the ancillary cleaning around it (clean the car, give dog a bath, wash the blanket she also pooped on & disinfect the bath tub) …. My temporary crown fell out. My bd must have put bad juju on me

Trick daddy at an AKA Conference? Were they just looking for a cheap local artist?! Lmfaoo the tables w linen are taking me tf out

Who gives af what Ja Rule thinks at a time like this? I’m not here to dance. I’m scared to death.

Just got the official word that my child support case is back open! Halleluj!!

I been trying to figure out how I can have something entertaining playing while I do stuff that 100% will not have ANY political stuff in it and I found Libby! It’s a library app that has free audiobooks… yall needa get into iiit

Imagine telling ur kid you can’t take them on a trip for their sport but u take your girlfriend to the same place frequently 🤣🤣🤣 man I hope the courts give him a high ass payment for his fuckery

I been Jamin to her music the past few years but never saw what she looked like til now. Werrrrrk

Currently working through how much of a problem this is for me. People say stop doing this but dont actually tell you why. Torus mandibularus is the reason, aside from it not being good for your teeth it does this shit to your gums

These ages just blew my mind fr

Omg I can’t believe I missed the newest crossdressing news!!!!

They really got T Boz singing lyrics about PREP to the tune of “Creep” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yall I am cleaning out the p-trap in my bathroom pedestal sink and lemme tell u…. This shit ain’t for the weak!

My baby’s friends ditched her for a group event and now she’s in her room crying and… wtf am I supposed to do here?!

My heart monitor fell off when I was sleeping and I can’t find it anywhere…. wtf is going on?!

Holup - so by internet standards, druski ain’t Black?!

It’s crazy that 4 years ago ppl from outside the bay was saying Kehlani was dirty n looked like she stinks etc etc and now all their opinions have 180’d

I hope u get an itch that u can’t scratch riiiight in ur gooch while you’re in public!!!

Hope you develop allergies over time. Have a bad day! ☺️

I had the power to hit my daughters dad with an $18,000 back child support order and chose not to. May I live in peace forever!

Imagine being an evil yt trying to dig beneath a very Black, very magical city that’s already below sea level. May the Ancestors ruin all his endeavors ✨

BREAKING: I just motioned to subpoena Don Trump Jr. for funneling $670 million in taxpayer dollars to a critical minerals company he has financial stake in. 

Republicans left the hearing room.

I just had to suck it up and make a presentation for work at like 11 pm 😭😭😭 I was already in bed and everything

I asked a nigga if he listens to podcasts and he said “I started mine in 2014” okay but that’s not what I asked you, bucko

Yup!

Sex playlists are distracting cuz imma be singing the song in my head

I’m watching a documentary about a man who had a penis museum. He’s looking to complete the collection with a human specimen and there’s a man who wants to donate his while still living…..

I feel like God wanted to showcase how I move under pressure.. And that’s the only explanation my mind will accept at the moment.

Just had a 15 hour day at my daughters tournament and my body hurts like I played

The audacity to post pics at a winery on a date while missing your child’s sporting event. Very raggedy.

Only white ppl allowed to fly

In case yall wondered what I did-roasted half then marinated the other half w olive oil and balsamic vinegar

I think imma roast them alongside a bunch of corn and use half to go with some kinda creamy dip to eat w other veggies.. then put the other half over some black beans & ground beef. Maybe I’ll pickle some red onions too n get some chips. Ima graze w all of it

I have an abundance of small sweet bell peppers… what can I do with them outside of eating them raw?

I know my circulation is bad bc why is it 80 degrees and I’m cold

Yall ever think this Iran war might be a gift to Elon for leaving? Raise gas prices so high ppl are more inclined to buy teslas?

I'd still like them to release what information they found in those stolen government boxes at Mar-a-lago.

I need yalls help finding a tutorial on how I can cut my hair. I want my hair low w waves again right.. but I want long sideburns so I can style them. I think I might want to be able to do some swirlie baby hairs at the nape of my neck too. What’s that style called cause it’s not really a pixie

I want the biggest, nastiest bleu burger with bacon

Christian Zionist outnumber Jewish Zionist. A lot of odd people breathe the same air as us sadly.

Okay I was wrong but I’m willing to bet he has heavy Leo elsewhere in his chart bc that was one ridiculous man

I just seen a video of Prince doing like 8 splits in a row. That nigga had to be a Leo fr bc what and why the fuck…