Toddler: I want a prestigious peace prize Parent: we have a prestigious peace prize at home The prestigious peace prize in question:

she redesign my barrel till i cracker all over

put my car into D and just let it go freely, on its own, as a reward

I and everyone in my office at the department of disaster prevention, took DOGEs offer for a payed leave and termination. Whatever happens next, is not on us anymore

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Eine ethnische Säuberung für Riviera-Raum im nahen Osten also?

Unser Gesetzesentwurf „Ausländer erschießen“ ist breiter Gesellschaftlicher Konsens. Das nur Rassisten, Freaks und rassistische Freaks zugestimmt haben ist Zufall. -Ihre CDU

I see communists setting the capitol on fire any day now. They tend to do that, I’m told

There really are former japanese prime ministers everywhere for those with the eyes to see

You might know me from twitter, as the account with the most likes and followers, which was all due to porn bots. In other words, I don’t need any of you. Don’t follow or like

If I was a human trafficker, a felon, or a fraudster of some kind, I wouldn’t leave my phone right now. I’d might miss the call, to be trumps cabinet