I keep coming across all of my exes on Hinge, I am having a TERRIBLE time

I’m back on dating apps, someone pray for me

I love when my coworkers ask me to remember things and pass on information as if I don’t have ADHD and the concentration span of a rock

they’ve started stocking pistachio milk at my local supermarket and i am over the MOON

What’s crazy to me is that out of a 7 day vacation, @jobforacowboy.bsky.social farted in my face 4 of those days

I can’t stop thinking about the Switch 2………

I’m back in the UK and I’m fucking MISERABLE

Accidental renaissance feat. the world's most photogenic man

me and Jay trying to figure out how to work the coffee machine in our villa at 8:30 in the morning counts as us bonding, right???

Finally caved and bought Tiny Bookshop for my switch hehehehe

@littledignity.bsky.social happy birthday my sweet baby angel‼️ I hope you have the most wonderful day🫶🏻

Everything reminds me of him (choked on a peanut)

i have calico hair now btw

I haven’t posted on bsky in 27 days that’s actually insane HI

WHERE IS MY PORNHUB VERIFICATION CODE

WAAAAAAA THE MY MELODY & KUROMI TV SHOW IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I LOVE IT

guys what did i miss whilst i was away from the internet fill me in

nvm he actually ended up wasting 7 months of my life LMAOOOOO

Gonna start being chronically online again SORRY

🤡

Decompressing from the trauma

I’m alive btw guys… not well… but alive…

Just watched Bring Her Back and I actually almost passed out which I have NEVER done from a horror movie………….

Had THE most fun birthday EVER seeing Sabrina Carpenter and visiting my fave places in London 💘

babe not now, I’m listening to my bf asmr vids

EM BOUGHT ME THE DATE EVERYTHING GAME AS AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT‼️WHAT A GLORIOUS TIME TO BE ALIVE‼️

returned to the motherland this weekend 🤡

finally giving into months of peer pressure from @sophimoroll.bsky.social and watching Barbarian 🫶🏻

Saw this on IG. I’m very good at pegging actually

ME AND BESTIE HAVE MANAGED TO GET SEATS FOUR (4) FUCKING ROWS BACK FROM THE RING IM GONNA ACTUALLY SCREAM

Omfg trying to buy tickets for WWE and my bestie won’t fucking WAKE UP

live-action Chopper is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life I fucking LOVE HIM

just a polite reminder to all the pagans and spiritualists out there that green sage and rosemary are a more ethically and easily sourced alternative to using white sage and palo santo in spiritual/energetic work and work just as effectively 💘

One of my best friends is literally IN THE HOSPITAL HAVING A BABY RIGHT NOW

my Japanese friend I’ve been penpals with for over 2 years has just moved to Canada for work and to improve her English and she’s started sending me voice notes in English telling me about her daily adventures and it’s making me feel SO proud😭😭😭

idk why this guy who i met ONCE when i was 20 thought he could message me on instagram asking me for my dead name bc he “can’t remember what my name used to be” like BRO??? get the fuck outta here LMAOOO???

TUMMY HURTY

I’ve found THREE (3) grey hairs on my head today it’s SO fucking over for me

it’s not even 8am and I’ve got Ryan sending me voice notes impersonating the cicada that pissed me off daily on our holiday back in August

OMFG I FORGOT TO SHOW YOU GUYS THE MUG I MADE WHEN I WENT POTTERY PAINTING THE OTHER DAY LMAO

I’VE BEEN OFF THE INTERNET FOR TOO LONG, I’M NOT IN ANY OF MY BESTIES SKIRCLES ANY MORE

SOBBING AT A VIDEO OF THE CUTEST LIL PITBULL IVE EVER SEEN CALLED CUPCAKE GETTING ADOPTED FROM A SHELTER CAN YOU TELL IM ON MY PERIOD

guys I’m just gonna come out and say it………… I’m attracted to Dominik Mysterio

I need to start being chronically online again, I miss my bsky besties 💔💔

@sootgremlinn.protects.earth in my notifications, what a glorious day🫶🏻

Discord movie night!!!

I think my boobs have gotten bigger since coming off birth control and let me tell you the gender dysphoria is HORRENDOUS right now. GET THESE FUCKING TITS OFF MY BODY

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP😭😭😭 My best friend officially asked me to be her enby(maid) of honour today🥺🥺 @sophimoroll.bsky.social i love you forever and EVER🩷🩷🩷

BESTIEMOROLL IS TURNING INTO WIFEYMOROLL