Conservative men talk about protecting women like they didn’t outlaw half our protections

If Fox News shut down tomorrow half of y’all’s dads would finally have to form their own opinions… terrifying

GOP men stay yelling about family values while their kids call the pool boy dad.

If a Republican man’s ego had a BMI, it’d finally qualify as overweight.

If voting blue turns men red, call me a political makeup artist

My uterus scares Republicans more than climate change scares scientists

Me checking Fox News comments just to see which balding dad I ruined today 😇

Fox News told me to respect men, so now I’m respecting their opinions the same way they respect women’s healthcare: not at all xoxo 💋

America first, but education last, healthcare last, women’s rights last. What exactly is first? Vibes?

Imagine banning abortion because you don’t trust women, but trusting yourself with a gun. Insane.

The only thing republicans conserve is their fear of educated women

Conservatives say the left hates America while actively banning books, rights, and basic compassion

If men are the protectors, why do they keep shooting each other in walmart?

I love when men say women shouldn’t vote, like they weren’t the reason trump got elected. Twice

The loudest anti-abortion men are the first ones to ask for one

If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would have drive-thrus

You want women out of politics? Cute. Name one male senator who hasn’t embarrassed us

If patriarchy worked, y’all wouldn’t be on podcasts complaining about women every day

Republicans want women to be tradwives so badly… Why don’t they become providers? Exactly

Conservatives love unborn babies but won’t pay a cent once they’re born

I’m not arguing with men who think a fertilized egg has more rights than the mother holding it.

If straight men were drafted tomorrow, the military would suddenly become VERY gay-friendly.

Conservatives scream family values but can’t name a family member that likes them.

Funny how protect our children always means control women’s bodies.

Men swear they’re leaders until it’s time to take accountability

Some men shouldn’t date, they should be supervised

Men say feminism ruined dating but the real issue is women finally have options besides them

Women are too picky. Bro you want a maid, a cornstar, a mother, a therapist, and a fan club in one body

Every time a man says I’m alpha, a therapist gets a new client

The biggest fear men have is a woman who doesn’t need their opinion

Men want traditional wives but bring absolutely nothing traditional to the table. Not even a skill

Men say women have it easy while being raised like endangered species

Every crush feels like a limited edition delusion

Men love to debate women they secretly want to be

He said you’re hard to get. no, you’re just easy to forget.

You’re so independent. thanks, patriarchy built that.

Men want peace but cause wars.

Men love to educate women who have already graduated.

I love when men say I’m old-fashioned like misogyny’s vintage

You’re so mature for your age…(therapy alert!)

Every man’s protect and provide era ends at the bill.

Every man wants a chill girl until she’s chilling without him.

Every man’s crazy ex was just accurate too soon.

He said you’re so full of yourself. Yeah, it’s called confidence.

He said you act like you don’t need me. I don’t.

I love when men say I’m simple. Yeah, we noticed.

I love when men say good morning beautiful like it’s currency

Every man’s dream girl is a therapist with a bbl

Men call it flirting. i call it verbal spam.

He said you’re obsessed with yourself. Who else would i be obsessed with?