Women aren’t asking for too much. They’re just asking men to do more than nothing.

If confidence had a gender, men would’ve trademarked it.

Men call it a gender war. Women call it Tuesday.

History always remembers the men who wrote it, never the women who cleaned up after.

It’s funny how too loud just means finally being heard.

Some of us aren’t angry. We’re just done pretending this is normal.

The revolution doesn’t need to be loud, it just needs to outlive them.

Being a woman in history means being the footnote that carried the book.

Some of us don’t want to heal softly. We want to burn the system that hurt us.

The scariest thing a woman can say in America is no.

Every law about women’s bodies was written by someone who’s never had cramps.

The IRS is now sharing taxpayer’s data with ICE. Hmm, wonder what could possibly go wrong….

Every Supreme Court ruling feels like a group chat where no one’s met a woman.

Every law about women’s bodies was written by someone who’s never had cramps.

Every woman I know could run a country. Most men I know can’t run a dishwasher.

If equality makes you uncomfortable, maybe comfort was the problem.

America can send billionaires to space but not my friend to the doctor without a GoFundMe.

Every time America says land of the free, a woman somewhere has to Google her state’s abortion laws.

The only time men believe in gender equality is when the bill comes.

Imagine telling Susan B. Anthony that in 2025 men are still arguing about who pays for dinner.

Straight men fear astrology more than climate change.

Congress spends more time arguing about uteruses than actual people who have uteruses.

Every Supreme Court decision lately feels like it was written by a Reddit mod.

The founding fathers wrote the Constitution in wigs and tights, but sure, I’m the unserious one.

Love when men say feminism is man-hating while their whole personality is woman-hating.

Being a feminist in America is like being the IT guy for a computer you didn’t even break.

Men say women are too emotional to lead… meanwhile Congress has shut down 14 times.

Imagine explaining Grindr to Thomas Jefferson. He’d write another Declaration.

Every history class: and then women got rights in 1920 …girl, barely.

Straight men be like ‘gender roles are natural’ while wearing cargo shorts with 37 pockets.

Founding Fathers wrote all men are created equal while owning people. Like ok Shakespeare.

America banned abortion before banning AR-15s. Priorities: girl math edition.

The US government when it sees a uterus: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

If your feminism doesn’t include strippers, sex workers, and girls who only text back at 3am, it’s actually just colonial cosplay.

Sometimes I think about how women couldn’t get credit cards without a husband until the 70s… and then I log off because girl, my blood pressure.

Imagine explaining birth control to Benjamin Franklin. He’d combust.

I just know the Founding Fathers would’ve blocked me on here

Stop asking if I believe in feminism. It’s not Santa, babe

boyfriend thinks he’s political until you ask him to name three women in congress.

Every man says I’m a good guy like it’s a hobby. Okay? I knit.

Normalize saying he’s not ambitious, he’s just loud.

Every nice guy secretly thinks he deserves pussy for existing.

Gold digger is just patriarchy’s word for customer service.

Every man thinks he’s the main character until he gets a cold.

Men hate feminism because it ruins their buy-one-get-one-free deal on women’s labor

Being a woman means saying it’s fine while plotting revolutions in your Notes app

If patriarchy collapsed tomorrow, half of men wouldn’t know how to do laundry.

Men love traditional values until it’s their turn to pay the bills.

The bar isn’t low. The bar is buried six feet under, next to men’s communication skills.

Normalize women being average. Men have been doing it for centuries.