Rodney Dangerfield in 2026: Boy I tell ya, I get no respect. I was in the Backrooms. I walked up to a guy and said "hey! How do you get outta here? This place just goes on and on forever!" The guy says "yeah so do you, buddy!" No respect at all!

Been diagnosed with ringworm of the anxiety

I've been known to go from 0 to 60 in some measurable contexts

If I was a wrestler, my wrestler name would be Emma Watson and my signature move would be "That Which Emma Watson Would Never Do"

Many people ask the question, Does our universe exist inside a black hole? Well, I've given this a lot of thought and I think I have the answer: Yes. There you go. Just glad to help out.

I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I'm gonna give you a pizza my mind. I'm gonna give you a pizza, my mind. I'm gonna give you, a pizza, my mind.

When you see it..

Y'know, I feel like most people wouldn't acknowledge this, but I think constipation can only strengthen you as a person

50 Photos You Won't Believe Are Real! #50. A frozen skeleton holding a basket of tater tots on Enceladus

I've been listening to a lot of Lungfish lately

One must imagine Sisyphus a real goof

Went on a walk yesterday, made it to the bridge, then had to nope back home

Thoreau Mama, from the Train

If I had a hammer I'd put it in the tool place

If I were to write an autobiography, it would be one page long: "I've felt invisible all my life" "Aw man, don't say that. I understand what you're going through and I see you." "That's an air vent. I'm over here."

Me: If you're so smart, then why do I think you're stupid? You: (Oh no! This is bad. Real bad!)

Love songs

I know that someday I'll probably become a birdwatcher because I'm already a birdlooker

Sometimes I only get one line of a song stuck in my head and it just loops. Like today, it was the Saved by the Bell theme and: "When I wake up in the morning and I wake up in the morning and I wake up in the morning and I wake up in the morning and I wake up in the morning and..."

Birds outside at 1AM chirping away in the damn dark. Go to bed, ya fine feathered fuckups.

The worst thing about being sick, I think, is probably the being sick part

No one can take away your dreams. Not even Evil Dr. Take Things Awayer!

Bluesky, I'm very excited to announce absolutely nothing

I don't get burnout as much as periods of cumulative fadeaway

I can't peel my grapes when I'm with you

Just had a European starling removed from the back of my dryer. That must have been the issue.

When the severe weather warning for your area is lifted

I can say with some degree of certainty that my Junking music project thing will probably put out a full length album this year. Sooner rather than later. Maybe. Pretty sure. I think. Yes...ish.

Great video. Follow @cybelecanterel.bsky.social

I know I'm not the first person to say this but- Finger

"Hello?" "Hey, it's the Wind." "Oh hey, how's it go-" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" "Bro that is fuckin unnecessary" "I know, sorry." "Like, just be breezy and chill. You don't have to be this way all th-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

I'm growing what I'm calling an "inadvertent mullet"

Mastering tip: always use at least 7 compressors, separated only by corrective EQ and several limiters. Saturation at the end on default setting. Bonus tip: gain staging is a myth created by Big Gain.

G.O.A.T.

Pro Tip: get really excited about doing something and then never do it

My wife bought these headphones and we can't stop laughing at the guy on the box. "I mean, they're okay headphones. You can buy them if you want. Doesn't matter much to me. Nothing matters really."

Good music takes time. Bad music does too. So does mediocre music. It all takes ti... Look, I'm busy!

THE GREATEST TRICK yellow5.com/pokey

My daughter has been making me play Poppy Playtime I think just so she can revel in watching me repeatedly stress out and lose to characters with names like Huggy Wuggy

Just got a call from one J. Frost.. "Hello?" "... I'm heeeere" "What?" "Look outside, bitch" "...Ah shit" "lol. Bitch."

Announcing my own successor to the newly enshittified Pitchfork called Puckpaddle As CEO of Puckpaddle, I gave Fantasy a very generous 9.9 puck-paddles out of a theoretical 10 PPs

28 Sequels Later starring AI Eddie from Stranger Things and Grogu

Saw this staring up at me when I opened a new container of butter

Look at you. Walking around. Trying to act like you ain't got microscopic bugs on your eyelashes.

Guess I'll do it ... Here are my top tier 2025 albums. There are exactly 60.

I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.

NP: "Two Ticks and a Pair of Lice" by Eddie Money

Next to The Pitt and Pluribus, this show was definitely a highlight for me this year