I can't peel my grapes when I'm with you

Just had a European starling removed from the back of my dryer. That must have been the issue.

When the severe weather warning for your area is lifted

I can say with some degree of certainty that my Junking music project thing will probably put out a full length album this year. Sooner rather than later. Maybe. Pretty sure. I think. Yes...ish.

Great video. Follow @cybelecanterel.bsky.social

I know I'm not the first person to say this but- Finger

"Hello?" "Hey, it's the Wind." "Oh hey, how's it go-" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" "Bro that is fuckin unnecessary" "I know, sorry." "Like, just be breezy and chill. You don't have to be this way all th-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

I'm growing what I'm calling an "inadvertent mullet"

Mastering tip: always use at least 7 compressors, separated only by corrective EQ and several limiters. Saturation at the end on default setting. Bonus tip: gain staging is a myth created by Big Gain.

G.O.A.T.

Pro Tip: get really excited about doing something and then never do it

My wife bought these headphones and we can't stop laughing at the guy on the box. "I mean, they're okay headphones. You can buy them if you want. Doesn't matter much to me. Nothing matters really."

Good music takes time. Bad music does too. So does mediocre music. It all takes ti... Look, I'm busy!

THE GREATEST TRICK yellow5.com/pokey

My daughter has been making me play Poppy Playtime I think just so she can revel in watching me repeatedly stress out and lose to characters with names like Huggy Wuggy

Just got a call from one J. Frost.. "Hello?" "... I'm heeeere" "What?" "Look outside, bitch" "...Ah shit" "lol. Bitch."

Announcing my own successor to the newly enshittified Pitchfork called Puckpaddle As CEO of Puckpaddle, I gave Fantasy a very generous 9.9 puck-paddles out of a theoretical 10 PPs

28 Sequels Later starring AI Eddie from Stranger Things and Grogu

Saw this staring up at me when I opened a new container of butter

Look at you. Walking around. Trying to act like you ain't got microscopic bugs on your eyelashes.

Guess I'll do it ... Here are my top tier 2025 albums. There are exactly 60.

I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.

NP: "Two Ticks and a Pair of Lice" by Eddie Money

Next to The Pitt and Pluribus, this show was definitely a highlight for me this year

Do I Know It's Christmas?

Meta: Make Everything Thoroughly Ass

Just found out Pokemon aren't locally real

You can say that again

A scientific study on why Christmas ornaments seem to want to hang facing the wrong way

It's Bandcamp Friday. All my stuff is available for free as usual, but just for grins, and because I truly love you, here's a couple poppy numbers I recorded a few months back that I didn't know what to do with at the time. Anyway, Merry!

I am Rex Tangular

I can show you the world... *gestures nonspecifically* There you go, now you've seen it

Sneeze once, bless you. Sneeze twice, bless me.

"Come here" and "C'mere" do not mean the same thing

When I see a deear I say "oh shit" but when I see shit I say "not today, buddy!"

Nobody remembers Tubby the Tuba but that shit spoke to me

I find it hard to believe, with the vastness of space and its many galaxies, that we are the only intelligent life... but I guess that's just the way it is!

World's Next Top Modal Jazz Flautist

Junking – cyborg Intense lo-fi folktronica with an unusual and distinctive approach to arrangement and songwriting. thejunking.bandcamp.com/album/cyborg @starvingdept.bsky.social www.etherdiver.com/2025/11/07/o... #lo-fi #Folktronica #ElectronicFolk #FolkMusic

That's very interesting. Isn't it? It's interesting.

This week's Other People's Music is ALL Bluesky artists! Enjoy work from @quarksplitter.bsky.social @starvingdept.bsky.social @willc.io @malachiteriot.bsky.social & @martyrsmusic.bsky.social across the genres of rock, experimental breaks & folktronica. Enjoy! www.etherdiver.com/2025/11/07/o...

Holy hell

Feeling this track today etherdiver.bandcamp.com/track/fugue-... They've got lots of cool shit. Go trip the fck out

I got that surgery

Remember this weekend to saw your clocks in half and glue the pieces to various trains going in different directions and then go to the woods where you buried your clocks from earlier in the year and shit on them

Hello. I make "music" under the name Junking and this is my new EP cyborg. It's got acoustic guitar, synth, voice, and other. thejunking.bandcamp.com/album/cyborg

Just got this. Thinking about reading it. @killthethingyouluv.bsky.social