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@starvingdept.bsky.social
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Sawdust in a sandpaper suit
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Rodney Dangerfield in 2026: Boy I tell ya, I get no respect. I was in the Backrooms. I walked up to a guy and said "hey! How do you get outta here? This place just goes on and on forever!" The guy says "yeah so do you, buddy!" No respect at all!
3 days ago
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Been diagnosed with ringworm of the anxiety
3 days ago
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I've been known to go from 0 to 60 in some measurable contexts
5 days ago
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If I was a wrestler, my wrestler name would be Emma Watson and my signature move would be "That Which Emma Watson Would Never Do"
17 days ago
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Many people ask the question, Does our universe exist inside a black hole? Well, I've given this a lot of thought and I think I have the answer: Yes. There you go. Just glad to help out.
28 days ago
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I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind. I'm gonna give you a pizza my mind. I'm gonna give you a pizza, my mind. I'm gonna give you, a pizza, my mind.
about 1 month ago
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When you see it..
about 1 month ago
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Y'know, I feel like most people wouldn't acknowledge this, but I think constipation can only strengthen you as a person
about 1 month ago
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50 Photos You Won't Believe Are Real! #50. A frozen skeleton holding a basket of tater tots on Enceladus
about 1 month ago
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I've been listening to a lot of Lungfish lately
about 1 month ago
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One must imagine Sisyphus a real goof
about 2 months ago
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Went on a walk yesterday, made it to the bridge, then had to nope back home
about 2 months ago
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Thoreau Mama, from the Train
about 2 months ago
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If I had a hammer I'd put it in the tool place
about 2 months ago
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If I were to write an autobiography, it would be one page long: "I've felt invisible all my life" "Aw man, don't say that. I understand what you're going through and I see you." "That's an air vent. I'm over here."
about 2 months ago
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Me: If you're so smart, then why do I think you're stupid? You: (Oh no! This is bad. Real bad!)
about 2 months ago
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Love songs
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Crass - Yes Sir, I Will (Full Album)
YouTube video by thanatoutheosJr
https://youtu.be/o2qfiB69Fa8?si=QVKJLoEIbYirzIC1
about 2 months ago
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I know that someday I'll probably become a birdwatcher because I'm already a birdlooker
2 months ago
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Sometimes I only get one line of a song stuck in my head and it just loops. Like today, it was the Saved by the Bell theme and: "When I wake up in the morning and I wake up in the morning and I wake up in the morning and I wake up in the morning and I wake up in the morning and..."
2 months ago
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Birds outside at 1AM chirping away in the damn dark. Go to bed, ya fine feathered fuckups.
2 months ago
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The worst thing about being sick, I think, is probably the being sick part
3 months ago
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No one can take away your dreams. Not even Evil Dr. Take Things Awayer!
3 months ago
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Bluesky, I'm very excited to announce absolutely nothing
3 months ago
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I don't get burnout as much as periods of cumulative fadeaway
3 months ago
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I can't peel my grapes when I'm with you
3 months ago
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Just had a European starling removed from the back of my dryer. That must have been the issue.
3 months ago
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When the severe weather warning for your area is lifted
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3 months ago
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I can say with some degree of certainty that my Junking music project thing will probably put out a full length album this year. Sooner rather than later. Maybe. Pretty sure. I think. Yes...ish.
4 months ago
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Great video. Follow
@cybelecanterel.bsky.social
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How Epstein Engineered His 'Sweetheart' Plea Deal With the Help of the State
YouTube video by Cy Canterel
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G8wXU_AxGts&si=JTHGbSbKykA_vyKK
4 months ago
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I know I'm not the first person to say this but- Finger
4 months ago
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"Hello?" "Hey, it's the Wind." "Oh hey, how's it go-" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" "Bro that is fuckin unnecessary" "I know, sorry." "Like, just be breezy and chill. You don't have to be this way all th-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
4 months ago
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I'm growing what I'm calling an "inadvertent mullet"
5 months ago
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Mastering tip: always use at least 7 compressors, separated only by corrective EQ and several limiters. Saturation at the end on default setting. Bonus tip: gain staging is a myth created by Big Gain.
5 months ago
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G.O.A.T.
5 months ago
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Pro Tip: get really excited about doing something and then never do it
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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My wife bought these headphones and we can't stop laughing at the guy on the box. "I mean, they're okay headphones. You can buy them if you want. Doesn't matter much to me. Nothing matters really."
5 months ago
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Good music takes time. Bad music does too. So does mediocre music. It all takes ti... Look, I'm busy!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN
5 months ago
THE GREATEST TRICK
yellow5.com/pokey
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My daughter has been making me play Poppy Playtime I think just so she can revel in watching me repeatedly stress out and lose to characters with names like Huggy Wuggy
5 months ago
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Just got a call from one J. Frost.. "Hello?" "... I'm heeeere" "What?" "Look outside, bitch" "...Ah shit" "lol. Bitch."
5 months ago
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DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ
5 months ago
Announcing my own successor to the newly enshittified Pitchfork called Puckpaddle As CEO of Puckpaddle, I gave Fantasy a very generous 9.9 puck-paddles out of a theoretical 10 PPs
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How Do You Share a Country With People Who Reject Reality?
YouTube video by Cy Canterel
https://youtu.be/NVd8zmjPGrg?si=iu4PciJu6FX-VRy_
5 months ago
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28 Sequels Later starring AI Eddie from Stranger Things and Grogu
6 months ago
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Saw this staring up at me when I opened a new container of butter
6 months ago
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Look at you. Walking around. Trying to act like you ain't got microscopic bugs on your eyelashes.
6 months ago
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Guess I'll do it ... Here are my top tier 2025 albums. There are exactly 60.
6 months ago
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Marisa Kabas
6 months ago
I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.
add a skeleton here at some point
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NP: "Two Ticks and a Pair of Lice" by Eddie Money
6 months ago
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Next to The Pitt and Pluribus, this show was definitely a highlight for me this year
6 months ago
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