I'm glad I'm single I couldn't handle a hypothetical gf asking me what I'd do if she were a worm... I need to know the details of everything before answering stuff like that

Using ChatGPT

Smiling Friends is one of those things where I'm like wow living in this world would suck

okay so here is the current one and I know it looks like a lot BUT

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every time someone sees my travel makeup bag they laugh at how many lip products are in there like "don't you just need one" they don't UNDERSTAND

god the bruise across my back rn is so scary. I look like a video game character with 1 health left

another little treat today (I also got poke and boba but was almost done with it before I remembered to take an ✨aesthetic photo✨ so please believe me)

she’s beautiful ✨

why are all jeans nowadays those thin stretchy jeans. aughhhhh I want the actual denim…

was in the changing room at TJMaxx and heard this little girl trying on Disney princess dresses and going “OH. MY. GOD. I love it!!” to every single one

I GOT IT TODAYYY it’s somehow so much prettier irl and the palette itself feels so heavy and expensive… the pans are huge and it’s really well-made

we went out to a fancy dinner for my dad’s birthday 😊

emulator filter called gameboy advance at night which looks like this

I kind of want to change my pfp but I’m scared people won’t recognize me like I’m a father who just shaved his beard

most of their watches cost more than what I make in a year BUT it does come with free shipping

ughhh Juliette smells so so good on me I need to find a heavily discounted bottle somewhere… personally I really get that black cherry note at the end and it doesn’t give me a headache at all

but without my heating pad and my candle and my little snack and fireplace ambience asmr and my Astarion x reader how will I ever go to sleep

Gale Dekarios has the same vibes as those kooky researcher/inventor single dads with a daughter

yes she has a problem BUT from left to right the ones I like most (top row) and ones I don’t like as much (bottom row)

when I was a kid my Scottish grandma very seriously sat me down and told me she was friends with Nessie and for YEARS I would get upset when people called Nessie an urban legend because “that’s my grandma’s friend”

it's hard for me to grasp just how absurdly rich some people are... I heard about Cartier bracelets today and thought an outrageous rich person price would be $1,000 but they're like $12,000. I should stop feeling guilty over buying a book and a coffee, man.

Tulip has grown the past 3 months and now she’s the same size as her sister 🥺

I keep thinking about her…

Dad keeps telling everyone about Demon Slayer

I want to play the new Pokemon game so badly right now... after getting injured I'm just laying in bed figuring out what game I want to play o(-<

Expedition 33 aka desktop wallpaper simulator this game is SO pretty

awww Ukyo and Mousse look so cute 🥺 happy to see they're in the remake now too!

me with all my friends still in their 20s once I hit 30

I can no longer have sodas due to a sweeteners allergy so I've been mixing sparkling water with a splash of natural fruit juice :'D it's pretty good!

I notice when people support me a lot for years and years! and I leave them a little note and extra stickers with some orders! and it makes me CRY (good cry)

finally made a favs (and ones I know I'm going to love) section

been really into M&Ms lately

the ladies!!!

been re-reading Furuba lately and omg Yuki and Machi are just such a cute couple ; ___ ;

helping one of my friends through bg3 and making a color-coded guide for us to follow... I will guide her like a wise old mentor (this is the way she prefers it LOL)

I own absolutely zero Chiikawa merch

I know it's less efficient but I miss ticket stubs because I used them in journals... 🥺

a confession... lately my lounge socks have been falling apart, so I finally bought lots of new socks. I felt it was a failure on my part because they're supposed to last a decade or so. but it turns out they have a lifespan of 3-6 months, so my 2 year-old socks were very elderly.

hehehe I finally got an Alucard shirt >:)

for so long I've thought about this lemonade I used to drink all the time as a kid that was themed to A Series of Unfortunate events and I remembered exactly what it looked like but could NOT find it... until tonight it was SunnyD and lemon-lime!

aaand of course I now have to buy vol 3 again because I left Tulip alone for one second with it on my bed and she shredded it up 😭😭😭 this kitten man… aughhh

my dad wanted to have a day out together so we saw the Demon Slayer movie then went to the bookstore and got lunch! ☺️

(major Demon Slayer spoilers) - I’m glad I took my dad and not my mom because she likes all my Shinobu figures and always pats them on the head…

he actually really liked it and kept whispering “oh damn… DAMN” lol

(major Demon Slayer spoilers) - I saw Mugen Train in theaters and I still remember this girl next to me with Rengoku pins on her jacket bursting into tears and telling her friend "he DIES????"

my dad wants to go see "any movie I want" tomorrow so I might drag him to Demon Slayer the way he dragged me to see Guardians of the Galaxy 3

getting addicted to Plants vs Zombies all of the sudden