Hypnosis. This is how I know it is a horror movie. #monsterdon

Oh my goodness, just abduct them already. I don't remember the 80s being this slow. #monsterdon

We're gonna need one of these for Trumpism. https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/17/europe/german-search-engine-nazi-relatives-scli-intl

IKEA bat #monsterdon

She's wearing a mullet wig #monsterdon

Is this movie about Don Jr? #monsterdon

I’m pleased to see Orbán lose. I hope the new guy initiates reform. #hungary #orban

Donald Trump is unfit to run a hot dog cart. #trumpmustgo #trumpkillsamerica #republicansdidthis #norepublicanseveragain #nokings #USpol

Headline: "Trump to attend Supreme Court arguments in birthright citizenship case". He's totally going to fall asleep. #trump #maga #supremecourt

Man, #foxnews seems to be doing their best to make No Kings seem like some sinister chaos engine funded by communists. All the right wing trigger words are on the front page. #nokings #trump #media

Remember guys, the real prize the is friends you made along the way. #monsterdon

All of these green natives have me looking for James T. Kirk. #monsterdon

You aren't a slave but fetch me a drink, woman! #monsterdon

Nothing is really lost until my wife can’t find it.

If I stab them, do they not bleed? Oh wait. #monsterdon

Those skeletons may be dead, but they still have a sense of style with those shields #monsterdon

My sister had shag carpet like that fleece when we were kids #monsterdon

Bad ski hat, made of dish towels #monsterdon

The beard looks like a bad mall santa's beard. #monsterdon

Same makeup they used on Goldfinger #monsterdon

Pretty skinny arms for sword fighting #monsterdon

Where are they getting all of these clothes? #monsterdon

FAFO incoming #monsterdon

This takes place before Olympus got wired for internet. #monsterdon

Now, from the penthouse suite at Caesars Palace... #monsterdon

The Greeks had a Purge night, clearly. #monsterdon

This charcoal guy is now a science advisor in the Trump administration. #monsterdon

This art is giving away the whole story! #monsterdon

Hello, my name is Sheridan and handsome is my middle name. #dogsofmastodon

Next up, Hercules III, "Hercules kill again - in space!" #monsterdon

We have DINOS! #monsterdon

Kind of a MAGA "evil science" theme #monsterdon

Costumes brought to you by Spirit Halloween #monsterdon

No budget for the whale song this time? #monsterdon

He can launch a log to escape velocity but he can't instantly take care of a few slime dudes? #monsterdon

It's the mothra ladies! #monsterdon

That's some real hair band material #monsterdon

The budget for the sequels is a lot less when 1/3 of the movie is repeating the original. #monsterdon

This opening movie ran in the Epcot center dome ride for 3 years. #monsterdon

The same coke consensus that brought us Caligula brought us Hercules II. #monsterdon

I can already feel the power in this movie just from the opening #monsterdon

I still love #plexamp and consider it to be best music app ever made, but man, starting that thing on Mac takes *forever*.

Kash Patel gutted FBI counterintelligence team tasked with tracking Iranian threats days before US strikes. #iran #fbi https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/03/politics/patel-fbi-national-security-division-firings-iran

Did I just watch a cocaine-fueled fever dream? #monsterdon

That was... something. #monsterdon

What constellation is that? #monsterdon

I feel like my 3d printer could do a better job here #monsterdon

Unfortunately, due to physics, they are on their way to Andromeda. #monsterdon

Is that chariot really covered in tin foil? #monsterdon