Hour 5 of resetting in lobby so you pull out the forbidden tech

got this run yesterday, huge 1:37 pace in tippy! i'm very close to getting 1:37 AND GETTING TWITCH PARTNER so pls stop by and support your local mario runner!!!

Only took 8 months but I finally beat my emulator PB on console! Big mistakes all around but my first 1:07 up and first try carpetless so im not gonna complain. Happy to put the emu chapter behind me 👍

Im go

I Am Ready To Throw On Purpose.

Something I’ve noticed is that speedrunning has made me very good at telling the time cuz im always trying to guess the pace lol

Blinded myself in bed doing this

I Wish I Was A Fat Orange Cat That Just Sat, Sat, And Sat. 🐈🪑 -Dr. Uz

I Really Really Wish I Was Just A Silly Fish. 🐟 -Dr. Uz

I Don’t Want To Be A Cog In The Machine, I Want To Be A Dog On The Green. 🐕 🍃 -Dr. Uz

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Just realized that whenever i get out of bed i do a perfect imitation of the crawl animation from cod zombies cuz of how my bed layout is

I think its time for all trees 🌲

Man i really should’ve been a doctor cuz my abbreviated name would be Dr. D.R. Druz

3 year old pb demolished after 2 derust runs awesome sauce!! I had to backtrack in world 8 cuz i was missing 3 stars 😭

Games ive speedran ranked on how much i want to run them rn

NES: they all suck N64: Super Mario 64 DS: Cars 2 or that transformer game Wii: Super Paper Mario 3DS: Super Mario 3D Land Wiiu: Super Paper Mario but on Wiiu Switch: Breath of the Wild

idk why but i really like the idea of moving to minneapolis rn for some reason i guess i'll see if i like it when i go to sdgq lol

2026 goals 1:40 in 120 48 in 70 with goofy route 15:3x in 16 star (maybe) 4:2x in SPM Any% Get at least 1 PB in all multimario games complete a 602 stay employed the whole year get yolked af 💪

Jan. SMB1 Any% 5:39 -> 5:04 July 70: 52:12 -> 49:35 SPM Pit: 2:11:30 -> 1:42:59 SMW Any%: N/A -> 12:50 Aug. 16: 16:27 -> 15:56 1: 8:26 -> 8:06 SPM Any% 6:41:02 -> 4:39:52 Sept. 120: 1:53:21 -> 1:46:52 Dec. SMO Any% 1:11:44 -> 1:11:30 Didn't play much this year tbh big things coming in 2026!

欢迎来到美国屈辱时代

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feel like quitting speedrunning again why does this happen every other month now 😭

Here's the current schedule for the first round of matches. See you this weekend!

am i the only one that has like reversed seasonal depression like it gets better in the winter to me for some reason

galaxy mod but the only change is that bouldergeist does the 67 shrug when he gets his hands

sometimes i don’t feel human i think i’ve morphed into a lizard or a bird lowkey

eelevator clip

bro missed the star 😭

1:46:2x pace into ttc with a 1:09 up im so close to beating emu pb man

i wanna go on a back roads road trip on a tricycle

woulda been a 1:45 with a decent ssl and fs but okay run :)

i want to own a large cactus

first time being green deep in the run on my emu pb im not completely washed 🤯

need to buy smelling salts and take a whiff before elevator clip and carpetless for runs that would help probably

i wish there was a lakitu on top of the big house that would sometimes throw a spiny at you while attempting carpetless

i car 🌧️

chat is this real also chat am i real

Please take a moment to read this 🙏 docs.google.com/document/d/1...

i caved guess im running galaxy again 😅

just opened up the ultimate sheet on my phone and it exploded into a million pieces

this is so true

this might be world record idk (considering grinding sms again cuz my n64 button pads broke):

mario