Happy Birthday to me 🖤 Tips to $shaewednesday if you feel inclined. I'd love a coffee this morning 😉

Yum yum!

If you're sick don't go fucking concerts, please! I have contracted a knock me on my ass barely walk without collapsing dizzy feverish headache and this is only after attending a concert 2 nights ago. I'm masking up from now on. You just can't fucking trust people. Beyond furious about this.

10 hour couchlock devouring this comic made me decide I need hardcopies of it. Priority for Volumes 1 and 2 of EiF is bumped to the top of my wishlist. if you get me these I will personally ensure that the custom I make you to say thanks makes your soul leave your body www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

and I'M grateful to have such a beautiful, intelligent, dedicated and SEXY lady as a colleague. Get it, Jade, you deserve all the tips!

yearly reminder: Abusive behavior towards me of any kind will result in an automatic, permanent ban. I'm streaming for the money, of course, but I'm also streaming because I know what it's like to be completely alone on a holiday and if I can make just 1 person feel better that's enough. For real.

Fuckass alarm didn't ring but I'm still coming online! Hurrying through makeup and signing in lmao

so, I know that I'm all audhd or whatever and hyperfixate on things but I can't remember *anything* that has engrossed me as thoroughly as Everything Is Fine has done. I cannot put it down. It pulverizes my spirit every 3 chapters or so but I'm so invested in it. Just started part 3 😭

What the fuck are you even doing if you aren't at a Blind Guardian show on Thanksgiving eve throwing it the fuck down wirh a bunch of shirtless metalheads and one of the encores is Valhalla and the pit opens up 2 feet in front of you🤣 I did not stop moving for like 3 hours. Fuck. FUCK that was good.

The manga binge continues with Everything Is Fine, which I am SUPER invested in.

I had every intention of getting enough sleep last night but this is literally the most bugfuck crazy manga I've ever read in my life. You think the situation might be improving, you dare to hope, but it just keeps getting worse, and WORSE.... Sick. Tragic. Uncomfortably close to home.

Happy Thanksgiving Eve! 😘

My new Evil Dead headcanon is that Cheryl has a touch of precognition/psychic ability. 1. She's the first to hear "join us" and draws the necronomicon 2. Frequently shouts statements of fact she'd have no way of knowing "they won't let us leave" 3. Possession introduced with her reading the

Read a bunch of manga because I couldn't sleep. Loved: Ibitsu (reread) Stagtown Liked (what I read of) Starving Anonymous Homunculus Meh: Death Tube AMAZING: PTSD Radio Where have you been. We love fucky Lovecraftian deities in this house.

Fuck it, time for a reread Iykyk

I've seen The Grudge many many times but the warbling groans Kayako makes at the end during her iconic stair crawl still give me goosebumps. So scary 😭

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Petting my cat and telling him he's my partner pokemon

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Kitty snuggles because day off. Featuring my House of Leaves hoodie.

Happy turkey week! I am OFF today and tomorrow so I can provide Thanksgiving companionship 🖤 As always: abusive behavior towards me on holidays is not tolerated. I'm a person. I'm not your punching bag. Wednesday night I am going to a concert but I might work longer hours in the morning 🖤

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so chat, today's lesson is don't "bring the trash down real quick" while on break from streaming because the wind will blow the door shut and you'll be stuck shivering in 40 degree rain showers while wearing fishnets until your neighbors having an after church brunch gathering let you in 🙃

hell yeah, Jade

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"Are you submissive?" That completely depends on you. This customer knew I'm anxious about driving in the city and wanted an Uber home from my tattoo appointment to avoid 3 hours of trains on my birthday. He covered it AND got me some small gifts. Wanna be called daddy? Have daddy energy.

Bae's birthday is November 25 (and mine is December 1st. We're both sagittarius) and I got him a fancy massage pad for his chair. Because we're trying to reduce spending it was agreed that I can borrow it sometimes instead of buying a second one. But lawd I just tried it, and... 🤤🫠🥴

Dinner plan went awry due to a schedule conflict. Shae's kitchen creativity to the rescue

I'll be online at 12pm BTW. Making a crock pot supper 🖤 and your girl has done nothing but drive and work for days now. I need some videogame time to unwind so I can continue being your favorite homewrecker 🖤

Doing 80 in the fast lane when the two cars in front of me slow down SUPER abruptly. Car directly in front of me passes. I can't immediately but when I do I see the car that caused the slowdown is being driven by a woman who is hunched over her steering wheel texting, oblivious.

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Test running this holiday fit @addictingally.bsky.social gave me for my night shift. Live in 45 😘

just shooting some holiday promo! here's a sneak preview. I'm DEFINITELY on the naughty list this year, fellas.

I'll be online for my second shift soon 🖤 few hours

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I literally only added ONE 8 hour split shift a week to my schedule and the improvement has been amazing. So few minute men. So many more customers coming in wanting to spend real money on me. Kinda bummed it can't be one consistent day a week but I'm seeing the results.

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"what do you hear with your autism ears, Shae?" "an engine of some sort. outside and down the street. Humming. Making me insane. I can hear it through the building and my music"

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