Two extremely attractive women complimented me at Wayfarer/Oranssi Pazuzu and I'll have you know -- --I was extremely awkward and autistic both times. I desperately want to work together with my man to make a girl who needs it cum her fucking brains out but I'm so awkward 🤦‍♂️

"You'd probably like that, you dirty little hamster." #Shitmyboyfriendsays

I see @unrqvtd.bsky.social is the touring guitarist for Ghost Bath and I'm wondering if I technically saw him when I saw Ghost Bath open for Swallow the Sun last year. 🤔 Also if you like blackgaze and aren't listening to Unreqvited you're fucking up.

Mouthwashing feels like the deformed lovechild of Aniara and Silent Hill with a dash of Twin Peaks absurdity for the lulz. There are worse ways to spend an afternoon. Enjoying the ride!

Being a survivor of narcissistic abuse is so alienating. Narcissism is insanity. A narcissist's reality is comprised of delusions and growing up in a household where your parents' worldview is that of an insane person can fuck you up in ways that echo well past adulthood. Love to fellow survivors.

Very well, internet. I'll give Mouthwashing a try.

The horror movie in my calendar for the month of June is Child's Play. Considering that Child's Play is probably THE gayest horror franchise in existence, I find this extremely appropriate. Happy Pride! Bonus Pic of Fiona Dourif as Charles Lee Ray 🤤

Detoxing from the depressing animated movies for a bit before the next one (Felidae) Watching Hide and Never Seek

Tattooed baddies: Wear sunscreen! Protect your investment!

stories: the og escapism since childhood when I didn't realize what escapism was ahahaha :(

I made a brand new Substack. This one will be more of a catchall than my old one was, and I will be including stuff like recipes. Case in point, my first post is a recipe. I have also never written a recipe before. aharrow.substack.com/p/street-cor...

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"Do you ever think, Rolf...we won't need food when we're dead?" "I'd rather die like this than in the white coats' tank." Every other line of dialogue is a knife to the guts. The Plague Dogs is an exploration of ptsd but make it with dogs and accessible for kids 😭

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We're about to watch Plague Dogs. More movies about cute aminals in awful situations because I guess we like being heartbroken and Watership Down wasn't enough 😂

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I've never seen this before. Welp. Here we go.

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If you need me I'll be uploading my HP OC fics from when I was 14 and forcing ai to write scenes based on the information Prime entertainment and nostalgia. Who needs drugs

I'll be online guys just give me time to caffeinate. I was at a black metal show with a 17 minute encore last night 😂 I just need a little time

Welp I don't speak Finnish but I still feel like I sold my soul to something #oranssipazuzu

I am almost 40 Why tf do I still wear converse to concerts How have I not learned my lesson by now

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Same makeup for almost a week Nobody's noticed 😂

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Hence the tattoo

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