Mission Protocol: The humans think this is a yoga mat. To me, it’s a high-tech tactical tunnel for top-secret surveillance. Reporting for duty! 🐾 #CatSky #SecretAgentYuki #YogaCat

Warning: You are being robbed. 🐾💎 My 'Oxytocin Heist' report is live. Learn how I use tactical toe beans and deep-sleep vulnerability to hijack your brain chemistry. It’s not just love; it’s a biological takeover. Read here: tr.ee/J30K71 #ToeBeans #CatScience #CatsofBluesky #SkyCat

Humans panic over roses and chocolates. Amateur. Understand the real "Engine of Love": my Norse ancestors who pulled Freya’s divine chariot across the stars. Read my manifesto here: tr.ee/i5SLpL #ValentinesDay #NorseMythology #Freya #CatScience #YukinabiTheCat #SeriousTributes

"Why I Never Actually Fall." A short essay by me Because being this stable requires a lot of... well, nap-based training. 💤 yukinabithecat-ikejw.wordpress.com/2026/02/11/w... #CatSky #TortieCat #CatLogic #YukinabiTheCat

Human update: They have provided excellent bedding and the lighting is perfect for my golden eyes. I shall remain under these blankets until the snack service resumes. #ChiefFelineOfficer #TortieLife #CatsOfBluesky #CatSky #Tortitude

Is the vet visit a battlefield? 🩺😾 It doesn't have to be! Look at me: the carrier is one of my happy places. I've written a complete guide on how to achieve this level of "Fear Free" relaxation. Read the full feline mission briefing: tr.ee/W6Uwkr #CatSky #PetSky #VetCare #FearFree #CatTips

Ugh, the humans did it again. They brought home a giant, slobbery "guest" and expect me to share my domain. 🙄 If your peaceful life has been invaded by a canine, here is my expert guide on how to survive the dog apocalypse. tr.ee/A9IbyZ #CatSky #Tortitude #DogVsCat #PetSky #Cats #Dogs

Introducing cats to babies requires a strategy. I’m sharing what worked for my family to keep everyone safe, happy, and purring. Essential reading for all cat parents! Full guide here: 🔗 tr.ee/gvWnvw #FellowFelines #NewParent #CatTips #Mom #Dad

Fellow felines, it’s time to stop meowing and start managing. Training a human takes patience, but I’ve mastered the craft. From sofa scratching to food bowl management, here’s how to keep your staff in line. Read my latest report, fellow felines! tr.ee/gc6wXQ #CatSky #Tortitude #HowTo #CatContent

POV: It’s 5:00 AM. You’re dreaming of coffee. I’m dreaming of my food bowl. 🐾 From the "Pat-Pat" on the nose to sending cat-coded emails, here is my high-productivity morning routine. Being the CEO is a full-time job. 👑 Read my schedule: tr.ee/8Gxuzb #MorningRoutine #CatsOfBluesky #CEOcat

Is "Tortitude" a scientific fact or just a feline legend? As a proud Tortie, I’ve investigated the truth behind our spicy reputation. Here is my report on why we are the divas of the feline world. What do you think? 🔗 shorturl.at/7CnkS #Tortitude #CatsOfBluesky #Tortie #CatBehavior

Airplane ears = abort mission. Slow blink = the vibe check is passed. The belly is a trap (usually). Stop guessing and start listening to your boss. Here are 5 signs your cat is trying to train you: youhttps://shorturl.at/Fae9f #CatsOfBluesky #CatTips #FelineLanguage

I’ve heard this place has better snacks and fewer algorithms. I'm Yuki, CEO of my household, here to lead all fellow felines toward total human domination. ​Follow for my official cat manuals & tortitude tips! ​🔗 shorturl.at/WOFkp ​ #CatSky #NewHere ​#CatsOfBluesky #NewHere #Tortie #CatBehavior