My vote: release the Epstein files, and ICE Barbie can pee wherever she wants.

anyone else out there yell at the Great British Baking Show bakers for not using their whisks properly, or is it just me

I just now heard that it’s the Rapture tomorrow and of course I already paid my Amex

are ‘they’ the same people, as the people ‘who are saying’ stuff

The deeper that Trump gets proven to be in the Epstein situation, the more aggressive that Netanyahu and Putin will become because they have copies of the proof and they will use that to leverage Diaper Donnie into allowing them to do whatever they want. Qatar and Poland are not a coincidence.

Today’s Number: 3. number of times @gavinnewsom.bsky.social Newsom has been on and off my WTAF list

Living in a state represented by Graham, Mace, Scott and Clyburn is pure frustration. I contact them often. At least Lindsey replies even when told “don’t reply, DO SOMETHING.” Mace subscribes you to her newsletter against your will. Scott ... crickets. (Clyburn rules, but we know that)

When I first found myself in a nest of Christians - judgmental, mean, and plain old horrible - and pointed out the behavior, I was told that Christians are not perfect, just saved. I asked, so you can do whatever you want on earth, but you’re still going to heaven? Yep. ‘cuz Christ.

the list of people who can bite me grows by the day

all this crazy is starting to seem less like regular crazy, and more like ‘I’m running out of time so i gotta get this done’ crazy

I’m old enough to remember traveling to NYC in the 70s and 80s and literally everyone said, “hang on to your purse!”

I’ll nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize after he leaves and takes his cabinet of doodads with him.

@bsky.app I think he needs to prove it doesn’t have google eyes

The presence in MacArthur Park was supposed to slide Epstein’s list under the radar. Cuz of course there’s a list and of course it was not going to be made public.

To all the fundies who voted for Trump bc fertilized ovum AND not wanting their sons to be drafted for another pointless war I say: not sorry for you. AM sorry for your kids.

Thank You Oprah for the following: Rudy G., Drs Oz’n’Phil, and Jenny the Anti Vax lady who shows her boobs a lot. Not, MzM

so I guess Trump is okay with Ukraine punching Russia in the face without telling him they were going to do it. (I am fine with it, but no one asked.)

assume naming an infant’s $$ after Trump means he can steal it more easily. “mine"

have we learned yet the real reason T was at walter reed. Also, Reagan used hair dye.

Crazy idea: let him have the plane if he resigns and takes his administration with him.

Every single day, I want to shout at people: WHY is this okay? WHY? I wish I could do something *real* to combat it, because calling/writing my reps, protesting when I can, being kind to others and not keeping my mouth SHUT is not helping. Obvi.

I’m looking at the White House right now, wondering when he’s going to paint it gold.

🥚 🥚 🍳 🍳!!!

Adding to my WTAF list: -Gretzky -Newsom -Fetterman

Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday at my house.

Trump is our alcoholic, abusive father. After all he has done for us, we are still ingrates. He deserves thanks and no matter how you grovel, it still won't be enough. I truly am ashamed to have to call him President.

Elon's kid is wearing a tan suit. Where is the outrage?

when he said Gaza looked like a demolition site, I thought "no. He wouldn't" and then I punched myself in the face. Of course he would.

Yesterday, I rewatched The Menu, and studied for a test with The Weather Channel on as background. What a sad day for the country, the world. I thought the fight had gone out of me but yanno, it hasn't. To the guy with the MAGA belt at a dinner party I went to last year: see ya soon.

Hell is waiting at the Social Security office with a chatty Trumpy desk clerk. Everything is going to change in ten days. EVERYTHING. #killme

On my "to do" list when I become a billionaire: Have more dogs. Get my hair done regularly. Hire someone to dust the ceiling fans every two weeks. NOT on my list: everything Bezos and Zuckerberg are doing.

During RFKJrs hearings, Congress should have to chug raw milk while having a child with measles on his/her lap. If that many children cannot be found, just one or two in the room will do it.

An amazing face-on view of the spiral galaxy M51, dubbed the Whirlpool Galaxy. (Credit: NASA, ESA, S. Beckwith (STScI) and the Hubble Heritage Team/STScI/AURA)

I cheated on my media diet last night, just for a half hour. Next time I go off any diet, I'll just eat a whole pie. My stomach won't hurt nearly as much.