Photos from my Christmas torture* at the groomer yesterday 💚 (*mummy says it was actually a Christmas pamper)

Can you see me? D 💚

Two long necks together 😄 D 💚

Mummy says I look like I’m auditioning for the princess and the pea 😄 D 💚

Not impressed with the fireworks…

What pillow? 💚

Mummy forgot to copy my post so she could repost it here, so have a photo instead 🙄

Ooopsie! I just got scared by my pyjamas…I was out in the garden & the wind blew them up. I rocketed inside like a firework had gone off! D 💚

Happy birthday Bayley-Boo 💜

This is one of my new favourite places to lie…outside the bathroom (yes, mummy was sat on the loo when she took these 😄) - mummy says it’s exactly where my Bayley-cat used to love to lie as well 💜 D 💚

I had a bed fail at 02:30 (first 2 pics) then made a nest at 03:30 (second 2 pics)…mummy says I’m a strange boy. I say what were you doing awake that early, mummy? 😄 💚

Picture 1: Practicing being a sphinx Picture 2: Ready for my close up (and a bonus bed fail!) D 💚

I’m pretending to be Unkul Mafoo by sitting in his spot 😄 💚

Perfectly comfy fanks mummy 💚

Somebody left mummy’s bedroom gate open…she thought I was being quiet up there 😄 💚

I’m wearing my new velour pjs, they are slightly too long & the sleeves are a bit wide & flappy…mummy says she can’t help but feel I look like someone’s flamboyant elderly uncle who used to be an actor & calls everyone “daaaaaahling” 🤣

I loves…curry? Unkul Mafoo? Who knows? 😄 💚

Still working on it…you know it’s a good treat when I just ignored cake! D 💚

I don’t know wot da hell this fing is but it’s soopa nommalishus! D 💚

I’m soooooo hard done by…honest, I don’t really have a bed with pillow or a sofa with numerous blankets to sleep on! Going to tell gwanny all about it when I see her…hopefully she’ll bring cheese in her handbag again 🤣 D 💚

The side eye is strong with me 😄 D 💚

Next door are having noisy work done…I have been crate boy & now I’m on the sofa with my boom hat on, fully covered up with 🦄 blanky. The walls are rattling 😠 D 💚

Fresh out the dryer blanky - it was Bayley’s last cwispmowse present 💜 I am still not feeling great today ☹️ D 💚

Mummy and UM think I’ve realised B isn’t coming back…I’ve been quite down the last couple of days & am wandering round the house a lot 😢 D 💚

We went to collect Bayley and I got a puppuccino (and yes, that’s cream I spilt down the car hammock!) 😊 D 💚

Unkul Mafoo’s tribute to Bayley on Facebook yesterday…leaky eyes 😭 💜 (1 of 3)

A message from mummy about Bayley…

We will post more details later but for now: 💜 Bayley 💜 26/10/2009 to 21/05/2024

🚨 🚨 🚨 I HAVE BEEN TO THE MAGIC COFFEE WINDOW AND HAD MY VERY FIRST PUPPUCCINO 🚨 🚨 🚨 D 💚 P.S. I am 6½ muvver, why the heck has it taken so long???

Sunpuddling ☀️ D 💚

Muvver has just made a recipe that takes two of the greatest recipes ever and made one even greaterer one… wait for it… cheeseburger… wait for it… mac’n’cheese… I repeat… cheeseburger mac’n’cheese 🤤 🤤 🤤 (but I got nuffink coz onions 😠) D 💚

Not coming in ☀️…and yes, muvver needs to do weeding! D 💚

Muvver has given me a marshymallow…I have had a few licks & a few tiny nibbles, but I’m not convinced - is it food? D 💚

Look 👀 what mummy just found floating in my water bowl 🕷️ D 💚

Mummy says nopenopenope 🤣

Mummy ordered me a bandyanna (I’ve also got a C one for my superhero alter ego, CrateBoy 😂) D 💚

I love Stanley Snacks day! D 💚

I’m all legs 😄 D 💚

It’s that time of year again…I AM NEKKID!!! D 💚

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Mummy says yep 😳

I am not being a git today 😄 D 💚

Apparently I am being a git today 😹 B 💜

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Is it a schnoodle? Is it a ‘at? Nobody knows! D 💚

In a news article mummy was reading…she thinks they meant house, otherwise it’s a whole different argument 🤣

Ummm…I think this is why you should always double-check your spelling 🤔

I got MAHOOSIVE pasta shells!!! D 💚

I do not want to speak to anyone today 🐾 😺 💜

Mummy tells me & UM every time she sees a pointy doggy when we’re out or in the car…she’s also been known to shout horsey when she sees one or more of them 🤣 D 💚