im bored :(((( Not enough hot people :((

Momma didn't raise no sniveling bitch. Or a pussy, so im gonna stare at your abs and wish I was riding on yours abs.

sorey. wait no im not. You're really hot yeah

`` You know everything since I became a werewolf the cold doesn't really matter so I like going to the Pool during winter.. `` #SeductiveSunday

ahem ahem, clearing throat Mic working? Cams working BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

walking around silently

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥."

we aren't friends but ty

⠀⠀`` Yeah ! Who else would you talk to about My Little Horsies with? With no Kawaii-Chan `` She pokes Zanes cheek teasingly.

Drop kicks the reader

⠀⠀`` Ah. I see, I suppose this has happened more than once..? `` She took her hand out of her pocket and placed it on his shoulder gently. ⠀⠀`` I understand your feeling of pain, issues with family are always the worst, but it should get better right? Aaron would know more than me here.. ``

`` Ah shucks, what's going on friend? `` She puts her hands in her pockets, her tail wagging behind her. Looking at the boy. `` Sorry for the kick by the dubbs I'm still full of energy from today ``

Pfft this guy thinks he's going to have a peaceful night? nah. Not now that he's introduced himself Aph, the (4'7") girl runs up behind him and just drop kicks him, it doesn't hurt. She didn't put (much) force behind it. `` Weee ! `` She gets up and dusts herself up `` whatcha doinnn？ ``

Aph takes her hand and starts her way towards her Cafe, also remembering that she'll have ro put on her costume to serve Stocking and actually shivering. Eventually they do arrive and aphmau heads into the back and comes out in a maid outfit with cat ears. `` So, what ya want ``

`` I don't think we have.. pudding, but we do have all the other stuff, doughnuts cupcakes, a lot of pastries and chocolates! `` She would giggle holding out her hand. `` Shall we be on our way ma'am ``

`` Eh, of course! Sweets are like.. the best thing in the world.. so are abs `` Aph pulled out a box of chocolates from her purse and handed it to Stocking. `` So... wanna come check it out? ``

`` Does it have sweets. Yes it has sweets im addicted with sweats `` She shakes her head.. pulling out her purse. `` Wnat a chocolate? ``

@sugaryanarchy.bsky.social ⠀⠀`` Hey. You have like.. really fun vibes and the hair, I have like.. a café I think you'd love `` Rubbing her hands together like that one sukuna image

⠀⠀She pouted as he stopped her from jumping, so he just started to poke his stomach. He was not being saved from this. ⠀⠀`` Going for boring, is like.. so boring though!! There's like no life in boring. ``

⠀⠀⠀`` uh.. yeah? You smell like.. charcoal, kinda reminds me of Zane `` She keeps jumping up to poke him. ⠀⠀``it's a boring smell but its okay! ``

No yeah same thing, but then its only 3, we all share one soul

⠀⠀Aphmau jumps up to the reader poking their forehead, her ears fully exposed. ⠀⠀`` Hey, Hey. Hey `` ⠀ A pause. ⠀⠀⠀`` You smell nice ``

Oh yeah I got like... 9? Something like that, ones a mermaid, ones me in the past, ones me where I turned into a goddess and became a lineage, that one is me and like my great something grandma, ones a guy.

⠀⠀`` Oh come on Zuzu :< dont act like you're nor stoked to see me in a place where you know nobody :p ``

ZANEEE !!!!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀【 𝒁𝑨𝑵𝑬 𝑹𝑶 ' 𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬 】

Which one? An alternate of myself or a clingy cat girl? Cause I have both.

My cat lady has pink hair ! My other half actually has purple hair, or. Black?

I know like 25 of those. I've seen blue. Red, orange, green .. ohhh I have seen natural green before !

How's that work? Green doesn't happen naturally I think. Hm but my old roommate had non dyed pink hair..

Its dyed. what's yours.

Its brown?

why is your hair so green?

"Guys im bored, somebody should totally like explain to me what the core value of the Multiverse is so I can separate my alternates from myself"

⠀⠀" I mean honestly its been nothing but a problem ! Sure its cool and all with my abilities but its really sucky how litteraly everyone is after me and my friends! " She would sigh and look down. Shaking her head. ⠀⠀"You said something about a clan? Whats all that about?"

⠀⠀"How often do they throw stuff at me? Uh.. maybe twice a week? It's usually light hearted and a reference to something that happened in on on of my shows before." She rubbed the back of her neck looking around. "It's actually really nice. It's like I'm never alone"

⠀⠀ "Okay so, chat is this group of people that watch my daily life, I can turn them on or off but I dont like keeping them in the dark. They can pretty much interact with me and some other friends but that's about it.." ⠀⠀She pointed off into the sky, in two different places. ⠀⠀"Cameras too!"

( From what he could tell it litteraly came from a random point in the sky) (She cleaned the tomato off her face and laughed) "Seems like chat is rowdy today huh?"

Uhhh Aphmau, descendant of the Irene and part of her reincarnated souls. No last name tho (She attempts to bow but a tomato from litteraly nowhere just slaps onto her face)

Uhh sure!! Dont know why you would, but i can loan them to you when im done ! I probably won't read them again so.. no harm no fowl

Yeah like.. ghosts robots, I dont know but chat has been begging! For me to read the novels.. its really crazy actually..

Oh yeah! My names Aphmau descendent of the goddess of light, one of the three souls needed to complete Irenes old soul. And chat, is those people over there! {She grabs him by the shoulder and points up to.. a random place in the sky}

Oh thats no fun ! Actually lowkey boring choom, but i won't push, chat might. But I won't

Ohhhu. Youre like one of those guys.. Weirdo, but like why? What was the purpose of you doing it?

What even like. Are you??

Do you have like. Books or something prince guy

Dear Irene.. I have to read a book tonight? About like.. what some kind of haunted animatronics