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great day to be an mbappe hater

Watching the final from Picos de Europa 🇪🇸

POV: You're in France and found a pub to watch the Conference League final

I step foot in England, and days later, Spurs win a trophy

I'm visiting my English in-laws for the first time They're very nice, but it's a bit surreal It sounds lounds like everyone is narrating a documentary, all at the same time

I doubted whether I was missing a comma and thought, "It's ok. Grammarly will flag it." I was writing with pen and paper. Real "Chat, am I cooked?" moment 💀

Since I came to New Zealand, I've been eating loads of English food like full breakfast, muffins, sausage rolls, pies, fish & chips, brown sauce, etc. I gotta say, you guys ruined your reputation with jellied eels and stupid names like toad in the whole, but your food is actually delicious!

Man is causing a market meltdown matched only by a one-in-a-generation pandemic Looking forward to seeing how the MAGA meat munchers will defend him this time

Reminiscing on the good times 😮‍💨

I came to see king Chris Wood qualify New Zealand for the World Cup but it's not looking good 🥲

Watched rugby league live in Auckland tonight! I'm feeling extremely grateful 🍀 Up the Wahs ✊🏻🇳🇿

bro is plugging his declining business on his failing social media platform prime grifter 😭😭

darwin is hilarious 😭😭

After trying to fall asleep for over 2 hours last night, I got up and had a sleeping pill, a shot of whiskey, and a slice of ham Weeks of insomnia will turn you into a crackhead

I'm in New Zealand and I just saw a kid walk by with a Ronaldo Portugal football jersey 🇵🇹🥹

nooooo they cooked bro 😭😭 what did my g daffy do???

I'm reviewing a whole page of calculations because the final result was 1,234.69, which just doesn't seem like a real number.

I don't smoke, but as a big fan of Mad Men, smoking lounges in Moroccan airports are fascinating. It's like traveling back in time to the era where tobacco marketing was allowed. They really try to make it seem cool, but, in reality, it's absolutely grim inside.

LET. HIM. COOK.

i just wrote 'peanut the squirrel lore' on a content brief i love my job 🥹

trying to cope with one of the worst hangovers in recent times self reminder: this is why you had stopped drinking whiskey

darwin is hilarious 😭😭

life update: we are so back (in morocco)

ran out of fpl luck

the arsenal boys will have to pull a madness to turn my gw around

finally sold joão pedro he got an assist

looks like my fpl luck has run out lol

it's beautiful how french and english people have historically disliked each other, but now come together to hate on americans

thoughts on transferring out joão pedro rather than cunha this gw? cunha has slightly better underlying stats both across the season and the last 5, but not enough to be deciding joão has been abysmal since i got him

no isak, no problem

eight-year-old me in the sporting lisbon stadium because my dad was trying to convert me

i started using chatgpt to analyze data for fpl putting fpl review nerds to shame

luckily for you, my spotify wrapped is too embarrassing to share

not a red i'll take it

removed 400+ followers and unfollowed 200+ people on instagram purified and ready for 2025

i hate airport food paying 8€ for a sandwich is not the problem paying 8€ for a sandwich that looks like it's been chewed, digested, shat out, and wrapped in cling film is the problem

not all heroes wear capes some are just chill guys named bruno and bowen 😌

masterclass

Me 5 gameweeks into every new FPL season

glad i had collins on my bench ready to replace gabriel 🥲

happy bitcoin-hit-100k day to all that celebrate

shoutout to everyone who told me to play raya over fabianski

mbeumo --> bowen ✅️ last dilemma: start fabianski or raya?

just a chill gal who sold haaland in gw10

noice 👍🏻

my transfers in were joao pedro and ait-nouri

man u are the silliest 🤣

my parents have a new cat and he's so freaking beautiful 🥹❤️