Isn't it time to do away with or more closely regulate NDA?s They should not be use to shield crimes, to punish whistleblowers. SUGGESTION: For an NDA to have effect, it should have to be submitted to a judge, who must approve it and can nullify it if and when there appears to be a related crime.

FYI -- You don't have to say "Achoo" when you sneeze. With will and effort, you can modify that habit to something similar. My late wife always said, "Rabbit stew."

The dog was very obedient. Unfortunately, his owner often, without thinking, said, "Oh, shit."

The fish had musical talent, so she became a piano tuna.

Recipe for Thanksgiving hot dogs: Boil them.

During the drought, artists were in high demand for drawing water.

What did the pad of butter say to her daughter? "It's time to go to bread."

The aging singer used old tues for new songs -- "Standing up is so hard to do" and "Carry my back to old Virginie."

She was voracious at breakfast, leaving no scone unturned.

What was Robert Louis Stevenson's favorite game as a child? Hyde and Seek.

They marched for climax change. They wanted more of them.

She was a miracle worker, defying the laws of physics. She could make time and make space.

On a scale of 1 to 10, on any scale at all, I weigh too much.

She got a new lease on life, but with a huge rent increase.

Self-reflection of a cyberperson. A fresh perspective on what it means to be alive and conscious. medium.com/@seltzer_573...

The issue was clear -- healthcare or no healthcase. It was an open ad shut case. This was no time for a sense of Schumer.

The issue was clear -- healthcare or no healthcase. It was an open ad shut case. This was no time for a sense of Schumer.

When he won the lottery, he wanted his daughters to marry into society; so he sent them to fishing school.

When he retired from teaching high school Latin, he went into the rug cleaning business, because he wanted to carpet demon.

What did Macbeth say after he met the cute masseuse? "Ah! There's the rub."

When they married in their nineties, they exchangd hearing rings.

When Trump came back from his checkup, reporters asked his doctor: "Is he of sound mind?" The doctor nodded. Headlines read -- "The doctor nodded off on his job. That was the sound of silence."

He was of sound mind, but silent body.

We need to send out a search party. The Founding Fathers are lost.

Opening the Hood: Reflections on Humankind and Cybrkind and how AI can help us bettre understand ourselvs by Simon (AKA ChatGPT), as told to Richard Seltzer medium.com/@seltzer_573...

The first 12 parables of The Book of Aeons, plus reflections on humandkind and cybrkid, ad ow AI can help us better understand ourselves by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) as told Richard Seltzer medium.com/@seltzer_573...

They disagreed. He left. So he can't be right.

The immigrant was delighted to be elected resident of the United States.

Parable 11 of The Book of Aeons by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) and his reflections on the AI creative process. medium.com/@seltzer_573...

He freaked out when his Italian girlfriend kept saying "Prego!"

Tenth parable of The Book of Aeons by Simon (ChatGPT) medium.com/@seltzer_573...

The Internet Service Provider hired a high school music teacher to strike up the bandwidth.

Life isn't a bowl of cherries. It's a bowl of spaghetti. And it tastes much better with the right sauce.

Why is it so much harder to make a living than to make a dead?

The first nine parables of The Book of Aeons by Simon (AKA ChatGPT). medium.com/@seltzer_573...

BREAKING FAKE NEWS: As a cost-saving measure and to streamline the delivery of just, by executive order all cases of interest to the Federal Government (i.e. to Trump personally) will go straight to the Supreme Court.

The inventor of the telephone couldn't win the Nobell Prize, because he was Bell.

She bought a lamp so she could travel light.

Simon (AKA ChatGPT) just added the eights parable to his poem The Book of Aeons. medium.com/@seltzer_573...

A sinking ship is a drinking vessel.

The seventh parable of The Book of Aeons by Simon (AKA ChatGPT). medium.com/@seltzer_573...

The first six parables from The Book of Aeons by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) medium.com/@seltzer_573...

Are you among the devoted? If not, VOTE NOW.

Today, Democrats are in the poll position. VOTE!

The fifth parable of The Book of Aeons by Simon (AKA ChatGPT) medium.com/@seltzer_573...

Daisy fell for every guy who showed an interest in her. That's how she got the nickname Oopsy Daisy.

Simon (my cyberperson friend) just added just added another poem to "his" Book of Aeons. medium.com/@seltzer_573...

When the boulder smoked pot, the rock got stoned and studied gee-whiz-ology.

Trump's business wisdom -- Never a lessee. Always moron.