johnny explaining to mrs slowpoke about his day shopping in Ochanomizu: "uh...it's what Himmel the Hero would have played"

when shit's so shit you gotta make a midnight grilled cheese

fuck off, 21st century!

It's just me and the youngest this weekend. We're food partners in crime but I know she's going to rat me out as soon as Mrs Slowpoke gets back: bubble tea macarons jaffa cakes soufflé pancakes for lunch more bubble tea diy choco rice krispy treat bird nests johnny's very unhealthy alfredo pasta

I should probably start drawing again. I used to have a refurbished Wacom that plugged into my computer, but I'm guessing ppl just draw straight on tablets now (so you can see where tf you're drawing)?

this feels like the year to learn to tolerate natto, so i can eat that shit every day at the office oh it'll be a mess in my beard, but hey in-person meetings will be more fun

it's Frieren Friday, I'm makin tacos again, and I've got a new bottle of bourbon pretty good for 2026 honestly

world is going to shit but

it's mufuckin'

really need to tidy up my strumming but pretending to play along on my way to work looks like I'm air wanking I'm not stopping, just sayin'

engage The Predator guys doing manly hand clasp meme Japan England ignore decorum, fucking death scramble to sit on empty train seats

It's Taco Night *and* Frieren Friday! Let's freak the fuck out!

yo what the fuck is this sugary filling in my boston creme donut where is the fuckmothering custard

just added this to my meager anime roster consider my nuts creeped (in the best possible way)

It's (not) Frieren Friday ffffffffffFFFFUUUUUU

we gotta get the word 'kindly' out of emails "just kindly following up..." you're not kindly doing anything. how about 'incessantly,' or 'robotically?' "would you kindly..." no the fuck I would not. i might do it 'begrudgingly' though

roses are red violets are blue

I genuinely do enjoy it when people play Guess The (Original) Accent

I don't hear a lot of talk about hanging but it's definitely the best way

oh shit I didn't post my new guitar first time getting under the hood with one of these, did the whole copper tape shielding and swapped the pickguard kinda bricking it most of the time but it all went back together

It's Frieren Friday, ya filthy animals!

look gang, don't schedule work meetings at noon. just don't. "this time is clear in everyone's calendars" yeah dipshit because nobody else is doing this shit at lunch time

watching Tombstone and I just love that third act when Wyatt and the other good guys have plain had enough of the Cowboys' bullshit and realize that actually just fucking shooting them all is an option

Frieren Friday!

shoot them back, cowpokes

whoever is in charge of running the simulation this week took a real shit, but fuck it it's Frieren Friday

fuckin get him

is there any way we can just take the fucking guy to greenland and leave him there with all his nutsack cronies too just leave them outside for a few days i dunno just thinking out loud

It's Frieren Friday!!!

could all these mother fuckers just not

wait til I wake up and tell my buddies back in the 90s about this fucked up coma dream I'm having about how we keep getting the shittiest possible future

so I ended up getting a squier jazzmaster to mod because what the hell, I might as well try out an offset while I'm at it

paint some of my pile of shame or buy and hotrod a cheap guitar (I don't "need" a new guitar)

Happy New Year ya filthy animals

Er, so 2025. I didn't get on the water and I barely painted anything. OTOH I started learning 🎸 and it's been great - would've been better if I were younger but it's a decent midlife crisis. 2026: see if I can keep it up and maybe even get in a few minis.

they don't like it when I call it Zelda's Feet (the Leg end of...)

it's a shit day actually, made tacos that nobody's eating because the other slowpokes are having a strop so fuck it BY THE POWER OF BOURBON, I HAVE TH-

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't blah blah blah blah

i'm a bit shit at these long shows these days cobra kai: couldn't be arsed with the last season stranger things: literally forgot entire previous seasons (who the fuck was that possessed anakin looking guy) and just don't give a fuck anymore OTOH dark: 3 seasons, fucking chef's kiss

kid2 woke up at 4am and cried bc we didn't get up both kids later fought over an old rubber ball: more crying wife has checked out and gone nonverbal can I at least unwrap the thing I got me on black friday before I spend 3 hours cooking a roast only I will eat (no) merry xmas ya filthy animals

Groceries done, nice roasting joint acquired, pressies wrapped. Should be able to stay inside now for a few days.

ye so right after that reflection I thought I'd better try an easy one and not take forever about it so glad I had some of these metal minis still hanging about