I honestly think part of the reason that Donovan’s developing so quickly is because of Deni. When they time it right that lob is not blockable.

The last time the @trailblazers.bsky.social were north of or at .500 in January was in the Covid shortened season. you know, the last time Damian Lamonte Ollie Lillard Senior was on the team. Back when Carmelo Anthony was doing threes to the dome wearing 00.

This is a lot of Javonte Cooke minutes

I needed a nap. I put on the NFL. Worked like a charm

The new Zelda’s are cozy games. That is all

Hug your kids. If you don’t have kids, hug your pets. If your pet is a Tarantula, ignore this.

Trigger warning: about to hurt feelings. Only brain damaged morons want Greenland.

Blazers/Warriors Ascending and descending True double helix #abstract #NBAHaiku

Prelude: I use humor to diffuse stress and emotions. My Dad, who’s dying of ALS, had a female nurse help him set up his urinal this morning. I cannot tell you the perverse joy it brings me that “not my Step Mom” will assuredly be the last woman to touch his genitalia.

Finally playing Tears of the Kingdom. Damn, not bad

Hitler’s SS = Trump’s ICE

Ice is Trump’s SS. Make no mistake about it

If the @steampowered.com Machine is anywhere near the leaked price……baby what you doing

How in the bloody hell have we not started chanting “Ball don’t lie” after every missed first free throw at the Rose Garden (not the near defunct insurance company center)?!?!?!?!!!!?????

Bow down before the one you serve. You’re going to get what you deserve

@justinverrier.bsky.social don’t mention this to your boys. After what they’ve put you through, make them bring up our Portland Trail Blazers

I was born in the 70s. I’ve been following the @trailblazers.bsky.social most of my life. This is different. We’re back, let’s fight

“Here’s why it’s ok that my SS solider shot this American citizen” is a hell of a thing the White House just tried to do

If you wanted a twin stick rouge like version of Brotato, you might like Vital Shell. It’s on sale on Steam, and it’s butter on Steamdeck

So the Hawks traded Luka for CJ, Kispert, and Cam Reddish.

You know you’re going through shit when your ex wife is being kind to you.

I would subtitle this video (The night I realized this red shoes dude can hoop) youtu.be/1DwOLKvtAhY?...

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

Happy insurrection day!

The US kidnapped a foreign President this weekend! Friendly reminder!

Post a famous bathroom scene

Without the injuries Portland would have far more wins, but we wouldn’t have likely seen Deni turn into “HIM lite” I’d postulate. He’s leading the league on assisting 3s (some in game factoid said so), on one of the statistically worst 3pt shooting teams in the league.

I can’t be the only person who schedules laundry folding around the Trail Blazers schedule, can I? 2 baskets ready! Mostly socks!

Idiocracy. Anything this close to truth is terrifying

Hi. I’m downloading “calming dog sleep” playlists because rescues.

Happy New Year!!!! (“It’s 5 O’Clock somewhere” font, bold and italicized. Underlining is for posers)

Come for the Hot Takes, stay for the “Chocolate mint Vs Chocolate peanut butter” discourse.

If you view what DJT stands on and stands for, you’re not the American you think you are

AMC has a Vacation marathon on, while we’re at a Pismo Beach vacation house. Great parenting? Judge me

I’m not saying Applebee’s is hell, but I’d be surprised if the decor and (non stop Country) music are spot on similar

I’ve taken 2 naps and dodged going on a rain walk! Christmas Day rocks!

My mother in law made Christmas Enchiladas. She doesn’t know how to cook Mexican, so I’m paying for it

My Dad has ALS. I’m a bit numb, not saying this for attention. I’m beyond impressed with his positive attitude given what lies ahead. I hope I can be more like him, I know I’d like to be

Deadzone Rogue slaps. If I didn’t have a Steam deck, I would have no idea.

Starting to accept that I am “I need to use an ear and nose hair trimmer once a week” years old

This was my first Onion article. Had to confirm it was BS theonion.com/new-terminat...

No. 1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 will go…

I don’t know what you call the moment you realize the second hand table your wife found in Orinda is not sufficiently large to justify the diesel truck you rented/said table is damaged, but here I am

If I’m being honest, Donovan Clingan plays with the same fire that I feel like I should have. To be clear I’m 6’5” so my 2 guard size with lumbering athleticism wasn’t a great match

Did my ears really just hear “coaches will tell you no, they like that D” on an NBA broadcast? Kevin Calabro is a treasure.

Difficult personality but smart? Yes, I’ll find common ground. Difficult personality and dumber than a sack of hammers? FOH

Is Gen Alpha smart enough to understand Tik Tok just got forced to sell control to Larry Ellison and leave it in droves? @bsky.app this is what opportunity looks like

The scary part is this speaks to an enthusiastic audience. I’m so embarrassed by my country.

This idiot has destroyed what 1776 used to mean

3 MONTHS UNTIL ST. PATRICK’S DAY!!!