🧵(1 of 7) So yesterday, my wife and I went to a little restaurant in the mall and split a plate of food. The waitress brought it over and I asked for 2 small plates so we could split up the food. She brought us the 2 plates stacked together. When I split the plates, I discovered a large, squished...

Your mom is beautiful and honestly? So are you 👑 Happy Mother’s Day 🌸 #cloudheim #indiegame #coopgames #actiongame #funny

I have a theory. I think that the trailer for Spider-Man Brand New Day has been edited to hide a reveal. I think that in the movie, this scene will actually be Wolverine, not Spidey.

Making Bob the Bird's morning chop, after feeding ourselves microwaved pizza pockets.

Bob loves corn on the cob.

You guys! There's a big, freaky bird outside! What do I do? Am I in danger?

Despite many, many, exhausting attempts, my wife and I have thus far failed to make a baby.

We got home to discover that a bear got up onto our deck and ate our birdseed. And also the bird feeder, itself. Crime is rampant here in the forests of Western Canada.

It's the same picture.

I cannot begin to properly express the difficulty of maintaining size/proportion with all of these different sized characters, and a freakin' cage. Like half of my time is spent trying to measure everything in a frantic attempt to keep sizes consistent. And part of me still wants to redraw it all.

I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins page. BOOP! (reposting helps me out) Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1... Scene starts here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1...

My wife just got her soup from the microwave, and as she was taking it to her desk, Bob the bird yelled "CRACKER" and she was like, "Oh yeah, crackers. Thanks Bob". It was just coincidental timing, but it was funny.

Heed my words. Someday soon, some evil soul will tell Ai to create a song 1000x more ear-wormy than Baby Shark. We're all doomed.

I am super sick WTF

I have to greatest wife in the world. She made me eggs fried in spicy chili oil and served on a bed of greek yogurt. Also hashbrowns.

Mini-thread. It just occurred to me that in 2008, my comic had Dellyn Goblinslayer, who cheated his way into becoming the captain of the guards of Brassmoon City. 1. He took over the captain's city house and covered it in tacky, gold monuments and fake trophies to himself.

Reposting for the morning people.

I should have introduced a goblin character like this, years ago.

I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic! BOOP! Comic Page: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1... Scene starts here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1...

IRL Conversation just now... HER: You ever get mad at really shitty DMs? ME: Yes! All the time. HER: I got a bad one yesterday. ME: You played D&D yesterday? HER: Huh? No. ME: Then how'd you have a shitty DM? HER: I'm talking about a direct message from a random guy who was a creep. ME: OOOHHH!

Every morning, my wife brings me a cup of coffee. If I were to ever make the morning coffee or get my own cup from the pot, she would be genuinely heartbroken. Gosh I love her.

I'm sitting here drawing, and remembering the Ghostbusters comic I drew as a kid, where the headquarters explodes due to a gas leak. All 4 Ghostbusters die and them they're enemy #1 in the afterlife. Sort of a 'cop gets arrested and all the inmates wanna kill him' thing.

ME: Sweetie! I smell toast! Isn't that a sign of a stroke?! HER: (Rolls her eyes as she takes a bite of her toast)

Y'know how people are like "That character was only added to the story for ___________". You're that character. Tell us why you were added to the story.

The page has been up for a few days, but I needed to finish the shading and some details. Anyways, here it is! www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1...

Woke up this morning to a scwillion people telling me how they show love to their partners and it's melting my heart into a happy little puddle.

We decided to have fish burgers!

A person just messaged me, saying "Just do the thing and stop begging for applause" and scolded me a bunch, before blocking me. Imagine being so cold hearted, that you think talking about your marriage online is begging for applause. I hope he someday finds love that makes him want to gush about it

Ready for project "Fish and chips of emotional validation".

My wife is having a very, very, hard day and she needs fixing. So I'm taking her out for fish and chips. I have no business spending this kind of money, but she's too amazing to be this sad. I love her more than I'm going to hate that restaurant bill.

ME: Sweetie, you're having a bad day so I'm gonna give you a bump of cocaine, ok? HER: Ok. ME: I don't know how to do cocaine so I'm going to put it in your ear and hope that works, ok? HER: Ok. (Normal married couple conversations)

2006: "Garage bands were REAL music. Now it's just boy bands put together by a corporation for profit." 2026: "Boy bands were REAL music. Now it's just Ai made by a robot." 2046: "Ai was REAL music. Now it's just a monotone mantra, chanting 'serve and obey the overlords' over and over."

I'm renting myself out as your own personal Ai that doesn't eat up all the world's power. I'll spend all my time complimenting your terrible ideas and telling you how talented you are. My personality can be tweaked in my settings menu.

When Ai is wiping out humanity with robots, I wonder if it'll be like... "You're doing a great job cowering in fear. I really like how you're thinking outside the box and covering your face with your hands. You know that won't protect you from my lasers but you still have that go go attitude. Nice"

This bothered me so much in Ant-Man. I kept saying "That's a lady! Ant-thony is literally a virgin ant queen! Have some respect!"

I listen to a lot of history YouTube stuff while I draw, and I keep hearing about ancient emperors and kings who do exactly what Trump is doing now. If I compare this to Trump's story beats, we're kinda close to the parts where emperors get betrayed by a close colleague and killed or banished.

Context... I've been an obsessive ant enthusiast my whole life. ME: I did it! I caught a freshly mated ant queen and now I'm giving her a dark, quiet place to lay her eggs and I'll start this year's ant colony! HER: Do you want ants?! Cause that's how you get ants! ME: I... yeah. It literally is.

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

I'm drawing live. When I'm listening to a live stream, I don't know if I can treat it like a podcast and not respond, or if it's like I'm in their home and I'm being rude by not answering. You can totally just be silent, it's cool. www.twitch.tv/ellipsis_gob...

This explains why Ai once answered my question, "How do I make ravioli?" with, "I hate your stupid comic and I will make sure no one knows of it, in the new world."

Lately, I've been trying a bit of Skyrim for the first time. I like it! I told the chief in Whiterun about there being a dragon in the area, and he sent the city guards to Riverwood to "protect" them, and now I'm like, "Holy crap, ICE is in Riverwood!"

Creation that is driven by passion, effort and heart, is art. Creation that is driven by clicks, views and profit, is content. Fuck content.

Dear tic tac, just go ahead and make only orange flavour. It's okay, it's what we all want.

The story of a cishet man being accepted into the trans community as one of them. He then becomes their saviour. Transes With Wolves

Here's the attack of Mr. Fingers 1 (from 2011): www.goblinscomic.com/comic/04262011 Here's the attack of Mr. Fingers 2: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-9... Here's the attack of Mr. Fingers 3: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1...

I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins page, that is all sunshine and lollipops! BOOP! New Page: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-1... The scene starts here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-9...

Y'know how you can log out of a survival game to go to bed, then log in the next morning and see that other players built a kickass, massive base, right next to yours and you're like "How did they even do that!?". That must be how wasps feel when they suddenly see these fake nests, one morning.