On leave! That'll show them #AlexPretti #ICE #Trump #Minneapolis #seigheil

Little differences like the use of slave labour, forced sterilisation of ethnic minorities, and the brutal suppression of dissent #Starmer #China #Labour

They were terrified by the ghost of Jeremy Hunt #NHS #exorcist #paranormal

'Your severance notice has been dispatched and is out for delivery' #Amazon #Bezos

But not as late as compensation for postmasters and mistresses #PostOffice #RoyalMail #Fujitsu

Sicilian estate agents made an offer they couldn't refuse #Sicily #mafia #godfather

'What a lovely bunch of microphones!' #Starmer #Labour #China

Imagine asking him how many sugars he wants in his tea. You'd be there for hours #Starmer #Labour

Unsurprising, as many people the world over have also chosen not to have children with Ricky Gervais #rickygervais #theoffice #showbiz

"And on the left you can see the Pyrenees" #British_Airways #holiday #flights

They're going to be asked to turn up to 999 calls and try to catch criminals #police #mahmood #crime #brokenbritain

Though not the by-election that polls say only Burnham can win for Labour #Starmer #Burnham #Labour

Trump discovered Carney wasn't a murderous fascist unelected dictator #Trump #POTUS #Canada #Carney #Krasnov

Says the man 9,000 miles from the war front-line he dodged in 1968 #Trump #POTUS #draftdodger #coward #Krasnov

'Thank fuck!', says the horse #Queen #QueenElizabeth #royalfamily

Trump upset that Mr Hitler is not available for his 'Board of Peace' #Trump #MAGA #Davos #Potus #BoardofPeace

The woods? Is there no more room in corridors? #Streeting #NHS #Starmer #brokenbritain

Ukraine not surrendering, presumably #Trump #Ukraine #Zelenskyy #Russia #Putin

A care home? #Trump #Potus #Davos #Maga

"Fuk-u-shima! Not again!!?!!" #Fukushima #nuclear #meltdown #Japan

"Police! It's my dad! He grabbed her pussy!" #Trump #Epstein #MAGA #Potus

Just like he was "inadvertently" racist #Farage #ReformUK thebeginnersguides.net

Fuck yeux! #Macron #Trump #Davos thebeginnersguides.net

Tiny cars are perfect for Trump's tiny hands and tiny penis #Trumps #Maga #Potus #tariffs #EV thebeginnersguides.net

Tiny cars are perfect for his tiny hands and tiny penis #Trump #Maga #Potus #EV thebeginnersguides.net

No point invading Greenland if Americans can't drive in their own snow #Trump #Greenland #lebensraum #Denmark thebeginnersguides.net

But it took eight hours to explain to the Lords what social media was #socialmedia #ban #HouseofLords #tiktok thebeginnersguides.net

ICE probably deported all the mechanics for Trump's play-plane #Trump #ICE #POTUS #Davos #Maga thebeginnersguides.net

Satire is dead. Along with 70,000 Gazans #Trump #Israel #Netenyahu #Gaza thebeginnersguides.net

It's awful. You try nicking a phone and getting away in this traffic! #London #SadiqKhan #MayorofLondon #TfL thebeginnersguides.net

By not surrendering, presumably #Trump #Ukraine #Russia #Putin #Zelenskyy thebeginnersguides.net

Idea! Everyone who has ever won anything, send the medal, certificate, cup, trophy, to the neediest bawling man-baby in the world #Trump #POTUS #Nobel #MAGA #Venezuela thebeginnersguides.net

Now being treated in a NASA corridor #NASA #spacestation #ISS #astronaut thebeginnersguides.net

Too expensive to print because all those Welsh words are too long #Wales #babybook #Cymru #cymraeg thebeginnersguides.net

At least he's happy with his water rate #southeastwater @sewateruk #Feargal_Sharkey #Ofwat thebeginnersguides.net

Why the RMT want guards on trains. Red guards. #RMT @RMTunion #trains #rail thebeginnersguides.net

Yellow weather? Pissing down, obv! #weather #rain #metoffice #metofficeUK #bbcweather thebeginnersguides.net

Or a personality #computerscience #IT #graduate #degrees #university thebeginnersguides.net

Reik Remrats is his new name #Starmer #Labour #ID #Uturn thebeginnersguides.net

Fantasy football #westmidlandspolice #astonvilla #maccabitelaviv thebeginnersguides.net

Let's ban Keir Starmer from announcing he might do something, but he's not sure, and rather wait for fear of upsetting his MPs, Reform, Donald Trump, God, Satan, his Amazon delivery driver... #Starmer #Labour #LabourParty #brokenbritain thebeginnersguides.net

Ofwat should be renamed OfWTF #Ofwat #southeastwater @Feargal_Sharkey thebeginnersguides.net

They're ALL defective #ReformUK #Farage #Zahawi #Conservatives thebeginnersguides.net

So what were all those bombs and murders then? #JamesNesbitt #NI #NorthernIreland #troubles thebeginnersguides.net

Corridor! We used to dream of being treated in a corridor! #NHS #AandE #brokenbritain #MontyPython @JohnCleese thebeginnersguides.net

Is Hovis toast? #Kingsmill #Hovis #bread #toast thebeginnersguides.net

On his knees with his tongue out? #Trump #Starmer #Greenland thebeginnersguides.net

Oh god. Iron Age war jazz #archaeology #Boudicca #ironage #Norfolk thebeginnersguides.net

It'll still hurt like fuck when you step on it in bare feet #lego @LEGO_Group #news #toys thebeginnersguides.net

So they're fighting over the broom? #MUFC #ManUtd #Solskaer #Carrick thebeginnersguides.net