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Finished unpacking my bathroom. Yay! I still have a few boxes in each room to unpack. Not bad for only being here a week or so.

Oh myyy!

It's in so much anymore

I had no idea Super Mario Bros. and The Golden Girls debuted in the same week in 1985 until this morning.

Omfg. This woman and all her cameras…for watching her cats while she’s abroad. 🙄

I loved the booing he received. He sucks! Signed, a Jets fan.

The Smithsonian removed references to the Florida man’s impeachment. Smdh

The Amistad Research Center, one of the largest repositories of Black history, cut half its staff after the Trump administration ended four federal grants

The Goonies is always on when I need some comfort.

Trump wants to go back to a racist name and logo but folks have other ideas.

Shopping for a place to buy. Very scary especially since I’m doing it alone and for the first time. Some of these hoa fees are ridiculous.

I ate too much pizza today

If you think ICE is bad now, just wait till they hire 10,000 more agents and open more concentration camps.

The budget bill contains tens of billions to fund an army of 10,000 more ICE agents. This is a red alert moment for our democracy.

58 million acres.

I’ve been in my apartment for 17.5 years. Today, out of nowhere, my landlord announced that I had to move so his granddaughter could move in. I have a few months to save up money and find something. Fingers crossed.

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I folded and put away 6 Ikea bags of clean clothes. How do I let it pile up like that? I hate it.

The Democrats account has game. Hunger game, if you will.

Slipped on wet grass this morning and my left leg bent back under me. Thankfully nothing is broken. My knee and ankle are sprained. It sucks.

Shoutout to the people who know how to tip properly. Or at all.

I love it when clients don’t tip but ask me for a bunch of extra things. 🙄They never ever tip. Cool, cool, cool.

My internet is out. 😩

EVERY CHEF ON TV: "TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA

I’m actually off this weekend. I have to put away 6 Ikea bags of clean laundry before Monday.

You’ve been in survival mode for so long that even in moments of peace you can’t relax

My landlord just rushed his ass to the bank with my money. God forbid he wait one day. Let’s see if he rushes to put my AC in that fast this year. Prediction: no rush.

An all Hello Kitty themed airport in Japan.

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

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I wish my fucking clients would pay me. It kinda helps me feed my cats and get the medicine I need for me. Rich fuckers. Oh, it’s only a couple hundred. Yeah, that I worked for! What if I just didn’t show up to work? Would you like that? I doubt it. Fucking pay me!