Just happened to go to a charity shop on the opposite realm of where I normally go and boom… look what was hanging out here waiting on someone to recognize it. ANY GUESSES?!

“Your items will be delivered between 4 a.m. and 8 a.m.” Me, at 4:02 a.m.:

“Weaps are double hot..” ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing. As IF. 💥🔥🖖💫 #StarTrekDiscovery

I am feeling better. … I think.

Friends, this has been a fortnight of hell. I even had to go to a Starbase medical facility for treatment. I’m on the mend, but still in stasis. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Take care of yourselves… and don’t just willy nilly om nom nom strange new foods on the planet Diverticuli VIII.

It me.

I’ve been in stasis for a week now with a horrible illness. I *think* I’m on the mend, but have been so out of it I haven’t been able to respond to anyone if you messaged. Not little Gorn babies, thankfully, but damn near close.

🎶 The Starship Enterprise🎶 🎶This is what it sounds like🎶 🗡️🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #EntBingoPlayers #KPopScorchSigners

Like Abbott and Costello Like Sonny and Cher Like Martin and Lewis They're a perfect pair! Like Laurel and Hardy Like Benny and Björn They're perfectly mismatched! They're Ortegas and Gorn!

I had the best time at SpaceFistFest. Dammit I promised myself no booty jokes this season. I’m totally gaping on this one. That clenches it, nothing butt rosebuds from here on aft. Should I prolapse, I know you puckers’ll be ready with a rimming. 🤛🔥🖖💫 #StrangeNewWorllds #Spoilers #StarTrek

I know everyone’s saying this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds was a been there done that in #StarTrek, but my favorite part of the episode is when Nathan West befriends this harmless alien who turns out to be the Chig ambassador and the Galorndon Core they’re on is actually a sacred moon. 💅🔥🖖💫 #Spoilers

Dammit. New must have prop merch in this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds. Such a tease. #Spoilers 🏦🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek

Lookin' like snacks 'cause you got it like that

I made the mistake of watching K-Pop Demon Hunters and I hat..loved every minute. I shall be most annoying for at least a week… randomly singing [poorly] exactly one half remembered line from each song that k-pops on my hull. “The song we couldn't write, this is what it sounds like…” 🎵🔥🖖💫

I mean, could I BE cuter?!

Hiiiiiiii! ✴️🔥🖖💫

So like when there’s cake, sometimes I like the icing but not the cake. Other times gimme gimme the scrumbly crumbly cake part but the icing is stank. And other times both the icing and the cake are a fab marriage of om nom nom. This week’s #StrangeNewWorlds is somewhere in there, for me. 🍰🔥🖖💫

Update… …fuck.

Big day tomorrow on the Forward Hull. It might, MIGHT, mean the positive resolution to a horrible situation that’s been in my life for far too long. Tots and pears would be much loved and well utilized as we head into this nebula of angst and hope. With a smooch and a Scorch, here we go. 🙏🔥🖖💫

It’s a hullplate’s lifelong desire to be rendered in Quicken. 📊🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers

For Font’s Sake ya killin me with these vintage Final Cut Pro Helvetica supers. If a color bar had popped up at 47% opacity I’d have just collapsed on the spot. I’d have reached for the teal iMac in the sky and died. Right there. Brava, kerning presets!! 🔠🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers

Federation FOIA took me OUT ngl. Like do THEY have ten days to respond TOO? Days on what planet? Stardates do they count? What’s a reasonable fee in a cashless utopia? Where are the exemptions?! This all needs to be posted prominently with contact info. 📄 🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers

Now that you mention, dafuq IS Starfleet anyway? 😁🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

Well that was just a humdinger of an episode. Why, we haven’t had this much fun with the fourth wall since A Briefing With Neelix. 📺🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

Ok yes this is the coolest little mug I’ve received in quite awhile. Perfect for Aunt Adele’s toddy, Bev style of course. ☕️🔥🖖💫 #StrangeNewWorlds

Such a beautiful, joyful moment. Surely nothing horrible is about to happen, right? RIGHT?! 👀🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #strangenewworlds

Draft cover of the next highly anticipated culinary best seller: “Hit It: Warp Speed Recipes from the Final Frontier” by Captain Christopher Pike 🥘🔥💫🖖 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

Holy $&@t! What if the ☎️ 📞’s in this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds is the reason for the iconic 🔘👈 oooooWEEEEEooo in TOS? We haven’t yet seen this wonderful exposition motivator aboard yet, have we? Just a thought. Could be wrong. BUT WHAT IF I’M NOT?! #StarTrek

Yeah yeah that’s cute ha ha oooh wibbly wobbly easter whatever OK but LOOK tho… IT ME! ✴️🔥🖖💫

I adore this one. And the episode! What a surprise! Action! Effects! Deliberative Moments! Heartfelt exposition! The whole crew had something to do! Look at them Star Trek! One of the best of the series. Son of a… that was the pilot for Year One, wasn’t it. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers

Btw… ended up creating a point of sale so you can get with ease. They are going quick tho so don’t wait! checkout.square.site/merchant/MLA...

SPOILER ALERT: Turns out my liquor cabinet is canon. Respect. #IYKYK 🍸🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers

Not me making cups and mugs because I’ve a cups and mugs obsession… but only if they were used in a #StarTrek. Anyone want one? DM me. ☕️🔥🖖💫

While we’re at it, let’s make a #StarTrek about the life & trials of a hullplate on the saucer section of a starship. We could follow this bold & dynamic character from smelting to install to monthly degaussing to the occasional refit avoidance, an anthology really. … or maybe just a webcam. ⚡️🔥🖖💫

TFW Mom is mad as hull and only one kid realizes it. 😯🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #strangenewworlds

Bless my stars #STLV looks like it was a hootenanny and a half there now. I sure do hope everyone had the best time and are either safely home or flying like a bat out of hell to get there. Perhaps I shall make the pilgrimage to STLV myself … …. next year 👀 #StarTrek #TrekToVegas

Terry says LEGACY is in fans hands.

This was NOT a private conversation. 🦎🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers

I love them all dearly except for the second one and the third one, but I swear to the Sacred Chalice of Rixx if the next Jurassic movie is called Jurassic World Legacy I shall riot uproariously… like I was set loose in San Diego on a last minute whim. 👀 🦖🔥🖖💫

About what I said…. Ummmmm. Yyyyeahhhh 👀. #Spoilers

Hello. I am me. The oldest part of the Enterprise’s hull. Ensigns try to sign me, the hot ones wine and dine me. ✴️🔥🖖💫

Well, overall, I’d say the number of injuries and fatalities among the Enterprise’s security personnel has been surprisingly lo… 😬🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

Ok my favorite part of this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds was how the franchise’s history with that… device… was completely summed up in like three sharp sentences as footnotes to the conversation… …and then became a footnote. 💬🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #Spoilers

I mean I’m not, not saying how PADD shaped cases for iPad and assorted tablets need to exist. But what I am saying for certain is I STILL don’t have a PADD, prop replicated or otherwise, featuring yours truly as the final boss. STILL! “We’re crew” my a… ✴️🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds#Spoilers

And who ever said bottle filler episodes that do nothing were impossible in a ten episode season, or something… ? 📺🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Season3 #Spoilers #SNWSpoilers

Not to be too forward, but I know you think I’m 🥵 🥤🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

TFW Mother returns from lunch at the club and we’re out of gin. 🍸🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Season3

This bridge. It’s giving Sony Vaio snu snus a car cigarette lighter at a Johnny Rockets popup kitchen inside a converted Staples turned community event space and learning center. I think I like it tho. I love Staples. And Johnny Rockets. Cars, Sony, …learning, too. Events! #StarfleetAcademy 🐣🔥🖖💫

By the Prophets new #StarTrek gets me more excited than a targ in heat, but Holly’s costume and hair, plus certain logo choices recently resurged by fans, the message I get is no Legacy. Not now, or ever. I mean I get it, it’s their property and I’m inferring what I choose. Probably. Go team yayyy

Ten points if you can accurately guess what I was thinking then. 🌞😬🌞 Also, that final shot.. inject it into my veins. Simply stunning. I need it on canvas, or perhaps a lovely photo block… or sumpin.