I need more silky plushy comfy things in my life. And I am unanimous in that.

Just when I think this terrible awful thing that happened in my life a year ago is close to a resolution, the people who did it pull some shit and the clock resets. I’m up against a system of people who are entrenched in a lie, and I have precious few resources left to continue the fight.

Ok it’s cute but 16 inches isn’t nearly big enough for my needs. Also, at $54.99… Master Replicas, my dear, sweet replica masters, we have merched through entire worlds together, but have you lost your fucking minds?

AND ANOTHER THING… launching a Lego Big D on the same day I find out my many months much alusted after giant dinosaur is on sale for like almost free (down to $40) is the past & future tension I need in my retail therapy dependent life, cuz I weft my Dino friend behind tonight. We both cwied 😢🦕

I know I’m late to four-block🥁 party my stembolt needed stiffening. I’m certain all the Big-D’s deets have been run thru like me on parents’ weekend, so all I’ll say with total bias is I love her. HOWMEVER I love the figures more. Thinking the deflector gave everyone a fit to brick. 👀🔥🖖💫

Computer, delete that entire personal log. 👀 🥃

It me! I’m the little bit… maybe. Hell I dunno the only thing I do know is this a F A B O L O U S. 🙌🔥🖖💫

Pink Starburst are most definitely not on my physician approved culinary reentry plan, but I had to be sure. Ow ow ow. Et tu Starburst?!!! 🟥🟧🟨🟪😢

No YOU’RE crying!!! 😭 😁

To all who celebrate..

I need to talk about this. www.cinemablend.com/streaming-ne...

To think I went from this to starships in what seems like five seconds… with a Batmobile and a Turtlevan and maybe a Turtleblimp and a Batwing in between.

“That’s not on brand.”

I thought surely engineering for obvs reasons BUT Command track?! Oh the fun we’re gonna have with this one chickadees. Imma be the commanding ass of the class. Wait. 👀 #StarfleetAcademy

Stolen from Facebook because I can only bow before such a master of owning one’s rightful hullplate. 🚙🔥🖖💫 #StarTrekDiscovery

Check out the first 4 minutes of Season 4 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds! fresh from #NYCC #StarTrekSNW

WATCH: New Trailer For ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’; Surprise New Casting And Release Date Revealed##startrek #starfleetacademy #nycc https://bit.ly/stsfanycc25

Well sign my hull and call me the Scorch! Holy sh!t!

Color me intrigued…

What’s your sign?

Just happened to go to a charity shop on the opposite realm of where I normally go and boom… look what was hanging out here waiting on someone to recognize it. ANY GUESSES?!

“Your items will be delivered between 4 a.m. and 8 a.m.” Me, at 4:02 a.m.:

“Weaps are double hot..” ACK. Even after all these years that line just rips my rivets. Come on, Landry, you were badass enough without trying to make “weaps” a thing. As IF. 💥🔥🖖💫 #StarTrekDiscovery

I am feeling better. … I think.

Friends, this has been a fortnight of hell. I even had to go to a Starbase medical facility for treatment. I’m on the mend, but still in stasis. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Take care of yourselves… and don’t just willy nilly om nom nom strange new foods on the planet Diverticuli VIII.

It me.

I’ve been in stasis for a week now with a horrible illness. I *think* I’m on the mend, but have been so out of it I haven’t been able to respond to anyone if you messaged. Not little Gorn babies, thankfully, but damn near close.

🎶 The Starship Enterprise🎶 🎶This is what it sounds like🎶 🗡️🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #EntBingoPlayers #KPopScorchSigners

Like Abbott and Costello Like Sonny and Cher Like Martin and Lewis They're a perfect pair! Like Laurel and Hardy Like Benny and Björn They're perfectly mismatched! They're Ortegas and Gorn!

I had the best time at SpaceFistFest. Dammit I promised myself no booty jokes this season. I’m totally gaping on this one. That clenches it, nothing butt rosebuds from here on aft. Should I prolapse, I know you puckers’ll be ready with a rimming. 🤛🔥🖖💫 #StrangeNewWorllds #Spoilers #StarTrek

I know everyone’s saying this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds was a been there done that in #StarTrek, but my favorite part of the episode is when Nathan West befriends this harmless alien who turns out to be the Chig ambassador and the Galorndon Core they’re on is actually a sacred moon. 💅🔥🖖💫 #Spoilers

Dammit. New must have prop merch in this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds. Such a tease. #Spoilers 🏦🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek

Lookin' like snacks 'cause you got it like that

I made the mistake of watching K-Pop Demon Hunters and I hat..loved every minute. I shall be most annoying for at least a week… randomly singing [poorly] exactly one half remembered line from each song that k-pops on my hull. “The song we couldn't write, this is what it sounds like…” 🎵🔥🖖💫

I mean, could I BE cuter?!

Hiiiiiiii! ✴️🔥🖖💫

So like when there’s cake, sometimes I like the icing but not the cake. Other times gimme gimme the scrumbly crumbly cake part but the icing is stank. And other times both the icing and the cake are a fab marriage of om nom nom. This week’s #StrangeNewWorlds is somewhere in there, for me. 🍰🔥🖖💫

Update… …fuck.

Big day tomorrow on the Forward Hull. It might, MIGHT, mean the positive resolution to a horrible situation that’s been in my life for far too long. Tots and pears would be much loved and well utilized as we head into this nebula of angst and hope. With a smooch and a Scorch, here we go. 🙏🔥🖖💫

It’s a hullplate’s lifelong desire to be rendered in Quicken. 📊🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers

For Font’s Sake ya killin me with these vintage Final Cut Pro Helvetica supers. If a color bar had popped up at 47% opacity I’d have just collapsed on the spot. I’d have reached for the teal iMac in the sky and died. Right there. Brava, kerning presets!! 🔠🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers

Federation FOIA took me OUT ngl. Like do THEY have ten days to respond TOO? Days on what planet? Stardates do they count? What’s a reasonable fee in a cashless utopia? Where are the exemptions?! This all needs to be posted prominently with contact info. 📄 🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers

Now that you mention, dafuq IS Starfleet anyway? 😁🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

Well that was just a humdinger of an episode. Why, we haven’t had this much fun with the fourth wall since A Briefing With Neelix. 📺🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

Ok yes this is the coolest little mug I’ve received in quite awhile. Perfect for Aunt Adele’s toddy, Bev style of course. ☕️🔥🖖💫 #StrangeNewWorlds

Such a beautiful, joyful moment. Surely nothing horrible is about to happen, right? RIGHT?! 👀🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #strangenewworlds

Draft cover of the next highly anticipated culinary best seller: “Hit It: Warp Speed Recipes from the Final Frontier” by Captain Christopher Pike 🥘🔥💫🖖 #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

Holy $&@t! What if the ☎️ 📞’s in this week’s #StrangeNewWorlds is the reason for the iconic 🔘👈 oooooWEEEEEooo in TOS? We haven’t yet seen this wonderful exposition motivator aboard yet, have we? Just a thought. Could be wrong. BUT WHAT IF I’M NOT?! #StarTrek

Yeah yeah that’s cute ha ha oooh wibbly wobbly easter whatever OK but LOOK tho… IT ME! ✴️🔥🖖💫

I adore this one. And the episode! What a surprise! Action! Effects! Deliberative Moments! Heartfelt exposition! The whole crew had something to do! Look at them Star Trek! One of the best of the series. Son of a… that was the pilot for Year One, wasn’t it. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #Spoilers