This is just not an eventuality I’m prepared to live through at this current juncture.

Someone on that read it site was bashing my baby girl. This is my starship under the sea & I shan’t tolerate one ill word about her. … except for number 2 w those godawful green lasers & tacky decor. I mean it was 2022 we knew better. And that fucking window. Throw it out w the ballast water. 🦈🔥🖖💫

“… I haven’t watched the show but it’s saw some YouTubes about that were trashing it so I also don’t like it and here’s my detailed reasoning:…” … Has go to be the most idiotic yet poignant commentary on modern day media consumption habits if I’ve ever.

It’s over. Finally. Not the way I’d hoped, but I feel vindicated nonetheless. I’m kinda numb to everything right now. This thing has been a part of my life for so long. Looming, ever present. And now it’s done. I cannot wait until I actually feel the relief this post conveys.

We do.

There's a whole generation With a new explanation People in motion …. People in motion

Holy Hull Frakking Earl Grey Goodwill find Batman!

It’s a scone! I dunno but I’m kind of hoping this is just a placeholder until a new Athena-esque shuttle makes its debut. Something with a killer cockpit, nacelles that match mamaship… maybe. even. wings. But as it stands with with Mister Magic Eraser Guitar Pick here, I am not woo-ed!!

Anyone casting rn? I find myself wanting to wander into a trek fam chat to converse the night away. Or, hop on a hookup app and… not… do that. Either would do.

Starships slamming into the atmosphere and pulling up overhead at the most clutch moment imaginable will never not be cool. The Adama Maneuver is eternal. 👇🔥🖖💫 #startrek #starfleetacademy #spoilers

But what does Syrup of Squill taste like, exactly? I imagine a fruity, smokey, sweet and sour situation with hints of vanilla and teriyaki. Just me tho.

I can’t unsee and I’m here for it all the same.

Oooreeewooo Any Australian Trekkies within comms range? Well, any willing humor me in a favor, that is? I promise it’s not like last time. Everyone gets to keep their clothes. I mean if they want to. No seriously I would be most humbled if this small, silly, ridiculous favor could happen. DM me!

Saw this on the Book: “The existence of gay Klingons implies the existence of bitchy old queen Klingons. They'd have the funniest and deadliest brunch arguments in the whole galaxy.” Like guuuurl we been known that.

Ok. This episode was.. wow. I mean I can’t quite describe the feeling. Like sure we’ve seen episodes like this before, but not like THIS. My only critique and it comes from a place of pure pocketbook bias: If you’re gonna do The Furies, then DO Tha Mada Fahkin FURIES. #StarfleetAcademy 🐍🔥💫🖖

I’d forgotten that “The Muse” is not a favorite of mine. The whole Lwaxanna B story just drives me bananas on top of the A story having me wanting to slap someone. That bih ain’t even Jake’s type. What’s the pitch? Snake lady eats Jake’s brains while a Betazoid stork visits Odo? 📖🔥🖖💫 #StarTrekDS9

And, just how many times have we seen characters in robes, wraps, drapes and full capes? Did they hurt you, too? No one’s asking you to wear a skirt. Stop acting like it. Although you should probably consider the ventilation qualities of one.

Here’s my poster for this week’s newest Starfleet Academy episode “Series Acclimation Mil”. Truly lovely episode and an amazing tribute to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. #startrek #starfleetacademy #startrekds9

Admit it. It’s been playing in your head ever since you watched the latest episode of #StarfleetAcademy. Hasn’t it? 📯🔥🖖💫

The thing I’m finding interesting about #StarfleetAcademy is it’s so damned rewatchable.

Obsessed x2! Classic Jake but refined and brought into the NOW. GIMME.

No YOU’RE crying and have goosebumps. 😭🔥🖖💫 #StarfleetAcademy

My fifth-grade science teacher gave me this book and I was hooked. The cover art & ship drawings blew my mind. Each design felt bold & imaginative. The Andor, Northampton & Thufir classes always stuck with me. Remember the FASA stuff? Have a favorite ship? 🪽🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy

Sleek lines, retro styling, aggressive yet friendly bow, polite nacelles. Signed hullplate. The aquashuttle is an underrated beauty. 🌊🔥🖖💫 #StarTrek #StarTrekTAS

Oh how I’ve neglected you, my cute little restrict comments button. All these years I was ethically opposed to you. You were antisocial on social media in my eyes. Yeah no fuck that noise come here bestie bring on my echo chamber. Time to take out the garbage. FIRE! {[only followers can comment]}

I know I know it wasn’t more than 47 hours ago I was wishing for a discussion about new warp drives n shit and ya know what? I was wrong. I still want to bang my head against a hull. Such false engagement. They don’t watch any version of Star Trek and aren’t going to. FFS JFC SMDH and FTATWTH. 😤🔥🖖💫

It is unfortunate the managers of the official Star Trek merch menagerie decided to put SA right up front in their new assortment of #StarfleetAcademy wares. Ooof. Red alert. 🚨🔥🖖💫

Me waiting for Thursday's new Starfleet Academy episode.🖖 #StarTrek #StarTrekSFA

They’re always quick to claim “bad writing” but I have yet to see a specific example of said poor prose, or even an example of what “good writing” would be in their eyes. Oh, holders of the putrid armpits that reek, heirs to the micro cockrings of musty head, enlighten me. 🤨🔥🖖💫

Janet Jackson’s “If” has been in my hull for three days now. Like, Janet, Queen that you are, what TAF are you trying to tell me. 💃🏾🔥🖖💫

Ok. Enough. Little shits like this would ruin a wet dream if given the chance. There is such a concept as being overly critical but than is just being a dipshit. Just ONCE I want to see a spirited Trekkie debate about the pathway drive. REFOCUS. Fortunately, the comments are a hoot, for a change.

Thok’s parentage is probably the most boring foes-stranded-on-a-deserted-planet-and-the-only-way-to-save-themselves-was-through-cooperation-and-SCIENCE story we’ve ever heard. On the other hull it could be the steamiest, most romantic tale ever told across two quadrants. Or a victimized horror.

I don’t know about you, but I absolutely need pjs with tiny warp cores on them.

How is this strategic?

Oh the swear words this cute little shit would learn from me… #StarfleetAcademy #Spoilers

Never read messages you’re not willing to ignore.

To invest this much time and energy into review bombing a television show?! Seriously. These people have that much hatred and spare time?! Like seriously go find a program more suited to your acumen. Paw Patrol, perhaps.

Ah Ha! I knew it. All the way in Enterprise Season 4 tho. But there they are. oh Kir’Shara sauce. Demons as I look in a mirror, darkly. Should I bring these home or leave them in the borderland? Will they forge an awakening or will I be bound by the affliction of divergence?

Were these chairs on a Star Trek? I feel like they almost had to be. Not these exact ones, but the model. Adrian Pearsall/Craft Associates. If anybody knows yay or meh you’d be saving me from a really dumb splurge… or assisting with an inspired acquisition. Just sayin.

Gee. If only there was a company that has shown time again they could not only reproduce Starfleet attire, such as jackets, but were also a vital part of the community. Oh wait… that’s right. Sigh.

Did The Scorch survive the Great Burn? Hull fam at this point I’d be lucky enough to survive the Great Refit of the 2270s… or through next Tuesday and some random ensign with a multispectrum degausser.

I can but hope that when I’m 422 years old, I, too, will give zero fucks about shoes and sit in a chair any damned way I choose.

Ok the intro theme song is a mess. Not one single cohesive theme or instrumental bop. As soon as I heard the flute I was like LARIS THAT U BOO?! Come on we need French horns and a recognizable theme they can play as Holly and crew take the stage at awards shows. And one I can hum. #StarTrekSFA

It felt like #StarTrek. #StarFleetAcademy

HAVE YOU NO MANNERS. Mind your spoilers!

Son of a… 8K max definition on repeat projected on every wall and injected into my veins. … please.

I love Star track cards even though they really are all alone in the night.

If you see this, post an archer