need a new scarf. and a new coat. and new gloves. doman winter really ain’t shit until suddenly it just decides to get serious

mahjong night. dealt into the same fucker’s hand THREE TIMES

out here in broad daylight you mfs CANNOTTTTT be real

Yeah, I’m forklift certified— I think the whole foundry is.

Tried to do up my hair differently… but it’s been months since I saw my own forehead— he is a stranger to me.

I really need to get my hands on that white aura site, or whatever the fuck they calling it….

Think I’m gonna go on a fishing trip… got some deadlines to duck.

3 coffee 1 aspirin

help

[ffxiv] convocation of fourteen (fears)

yeah I don’t even give a fuck no more

Fuck do you mean they only sell apple fritters in the fall I will see this place in ruins

Lmfao what kind of idiot makes an automaton you can’t fuck

Be nice to your wife today

what happened to shame?

So good news, we at the foundry made a device that can let you cheat at Go. Bad news, uh. Well. It has to be concealed, uh… Well, let’s just say none of the lads were all that keen on testing it in public.

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA GET SMOKED GREEN GANG STAY WINNING

this site is hell on my blood pressure

If the garlean state warriors end up winning it all this season there’s no such thing as a god or karma

where is that godsdamned ascian on my soul I’ll see him dead

hey what did. what did you mean. what do you mean by this. look at me. come here. what did you mean by this

whoever knows how to play this mah-jong shit dm me i'm out almost half of this week's pay cause of our small arms repairman

hate having to sit on public toilets because then I start experiencing the memories of everyone who sat there before me. it's an echo thing probably

In vino veritas In other words my ass drunk as hell

i will never whimper, and that's a fact

if you don't stop eyefucking the weird ascian @smuggersage.bsky.social i swear on my life i'll crash out

btw @sasbrutus.bsky.social I signed you and your evil twin up to fight the gorilla, yall are #17 and #18 so be ready to roll

Daniel's chill

Rise and grind gentlemen, we aren’t getting shockingly underpaid to do nothing

Oh this vacuum suit RULES--

Delusionmaxxing

((i'll probably post the other interaction bait tmr but))

I have reason to believe Yotsuyu is plotting something.

((i'll probably post the other interaction bait tmr but))

See the thing about managing the commander is that if you just bribe them with the food you're flouting regulations by using legion equipment to make, they'll turn a blind eye.

I'm having flashbacks to that time I helped out making stovetops for Ishgardians... So... many... stovetops...

Need more trail mix though

Haters are simply failing to comprehend my degree of motion

keep getting followed by garlean higher-ups but rest assured i will never clean up my act and that's a hellisandur PROMISE

gives me more time to cat proof the foundry—

Crucial part of the forge broke so we’re off the hook till they ship a replacement

niggas get some pussy and just say anything im niggas

oh god oh fuck

Stormblood Week - Fordola rem Lupis #FFXIV #FFXIVArt #Highlander #Fordola #Blender #Render

evil gang 😈

saw a woman so beautiful i threw my phone into the one but then i had to go get it

oh to be her stupid boyfriend

Niggas lucky Solus zos Galvus got allat money and not me I’d have lil niggas in Meracydia building PYRAMIDS for no reason

I was promised hype moments and aura tf is this dogshit