Finally watching The Long Walk 🚶‍♂️ -insert dad joke about it actually being a pretty average length movie-

I started a new book & when I went to add it to Goodreads I realized it’s actually the third book in a series 😒 it’s apparently okay as a standalone so it’s fine but I’m still annoyed 😭

Getting ready for a fun night with a fun beer! 🪲🍻 #ShowerBeer #NSFWsky #BushSky #RealNSFW #SpicySky

Eeek I’m officially going to my first show in soooo long! Maybe three years?? 😅 if you want to buy me a drink I would appreciate it so much 🥹 throne.com/melthewhale

The list of things I have for my maintenance guy to come look at once I’m done reorganizing is kind of embarrassing😅 they’re all super small things but important enough that I don’t want to risk handling them myself🤡 (at least not without the go ahead from him)

This created a scene in my head of Vin Diesel being a magician about to perform a trick involving Michael Caine, who was dragged to the show by his family (&said family made an uproar when Vin Diesel asked for a volunteer to try to get their grumpy dad picked (which worked)).

I have two errands to run tomorrow and then I am dedicating the rest of the day & Saturday to finishing re-organizing & cleaning my apartment🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ I am so excited to have the space to make content again😩🥳 If you want to buy me a coffee or a treat: throne.com/melthewhale 🥰

I had to change my settings on my free page to only allow comments from subscribers who have spent at least $1 bc I was getting so many poachers subbing &then commenting on all my posts… Yes I reported all of them to OF & I do hope that they get banned, that behaviour is so fucking scummy🤮

It seems like no one in my area uses kijiji or similar sites anymore & it’s so annoying😭 I hate FB so much but may need to start using marketplace to sell things😖 wish me luck 🤞

If something is part of your core tenets & you regularly die on that hill, maybe you should know more than the “basics” about it? If the arguments you’re using rely on the simplified curriculum for 10 year olds then maybe you’re just uneducated on the topic?

Have you gotten your flu shot yet? 😇

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1721

Finally *actually* watching season two of severance and if Fields doesn’t end up miserable I will fucking riot.

It’s chilly for sure 😳🤭 #nsfwsky #nsfw #onlyfans

Okay but why are sodas SO carbonated? I can *hear* the ginger ale in the cup a foot away from me. Anytime I drink pop I feel like I have to let it sit out for at least an hour before it’s actually enjoyable; right out of the can/bottle is so carbonated it’s overwhelming🥴

I’ve been seeing more people using alt text to just add a hidden caption rather than actually describing/explaining the media…. Oh

*silo s2 spoilers* I know it’s realistic, but it’s also so infuriating watching mob mentality😭😭😭 all of the available evidence shows it is not safe to go out & Juliette only survived bc of the better tape. Mechanical leading the siege to get out is so insane when they should know the logic😩

It truly baffles me how many creators (nsfw & sfw alike) film themselves while driving. Using your phone while driving for any reason is so unnecessary, but to film yourself? To post online? I cannot fathom how one rationalizes that.

The Collector (2009), still one of my favourites but haven’t watched it in years 😅

I actually do think if you support AI porn you are a bad person. Those “models” are based on stolen images of real people who have not consented to their faces/bodies being used for that. You are supporting MEN who steal from sex workers & profit off of them without consent when you support AI porn.

I have yet to understand why streaming services do not have scene selection 😭😭😭 I feel like the main difference between vhs & dvd that I noticed was scene selection & not having to rewind (did anyone else grow up w/ a separate rewind machine that was faster than the vhs player?)

I think when you’re born you should be given an un-losable, indestructible, and compact way of (privately) tracking all of the books you’ve read, & the movies & tv shows you’ve watched. Maybe I just yearn for a good memory 🫠

I’ve had the same rain jacket since at least 2017 (possibly 2016 or 15😅); it’s ripped in three places & doesn’t even zip up anymore😂 I definitely need to replace it but I don’t even know where to start looking for one😭

The rest of my apartment is complete chaos atm because I’m reorganizing everything, so bathroom mirror selfies will be the norm for the next few days 🙈😋 Don’t forget to subscribe so you can see them all😇😋 #nsfw #nsfwsky #onlyfans

I did immediately recognize Gwen from Torchwood in Hijack just from her voice and I will never dispute the fact that Torchwood is the best show ever.

I hate tv bc why are all of the inciting incidents so avoidable with proper communication and community.

I’m reorganizing and deep cleaning my entire apartment and it is so overwhelming but soooooo fucking necessary and I cannot WAIT to have a pristine space again 😫

I discovered the UCLA Health YouTube channel and have been watching all of their gender health presentations and they’re honestly so interesting and informative

My winged eyeliner is expensive 😅 if you want to contribute I’d be so happy 🥰 throne.com/melthewhale to tip 🖤 I didn’t get my favourite mascara bc I have been going through this waterproof one way faster and needed to budget🥲 Total: $67CAD 😭

My birthday was last weekend🥳 🦇 My onlyfans is no PPV onlyfans.com/melthewhale I also have a throne if you want to tip 🥰 throne.com/melthewhale

Genuinely who can I email about implementing scene selection on streaming services? I do not understand why this isn’t a thing 😭😭

Hmm… I think I forgot part of my outfit 🤔

It has been a loooong week! But I am so happy! I got my adhd meds renewed finally🥳 I’m going to be ramping back up with making content and answering messages🥰 Super excited for the rest of the year to be full of posting and chatting with you guys again!🥹🖤 Onlyfans.com/melthewhale 30% off right now!

I need a show or movie to watch while I knit 🧶 🧐.

Got caught in the rain 🙈🌧️

ADHD is crazy because what do you mean I’ve spent the last three hours trying to watch twenty minutes of one show. I’ve rewound it so many times I feel like I’m in a bad rendition of Groundhog Day 😭😭😭😭

$234 for a six month supply of contacts (as long as none of them rip) is so infuriating but also at least I can easily order my disability aid online without jumping through many hoops. Yes, if you need glasses/contacts then you are disabled. Every disability aid should be as accessible as glasses.

Happy first day of Halloween! Frickin bats 🦇

The bi character reciprocally falling in love with the character that can gender swap😒 totally happy for them😃 not jealous at all🤠 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Watching s2e3 of Gen V and the idea that OF would allow supes with tails on their platform may actually be the most unrealistic part of the episode.

And I am posting them uncensored on my sites 🤭

Shower nudes are my new favourite actually 🫢 tits and bush dripping wet? Yes pls 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Day ???? of begging steaming services to give us scene selection like dvd menus have 😭 even YouTube has it now come onnnnnnnn

I’m watching superman (2025) (yes I checked didthedogdie.com the moment I saw krypto) and why did they choose that hair for Nathan Fillion 😭😂😂

I have SO much to do tomorrow and I’m dealing with cramps, if you want to buy me a fun coffee I would appreciate it so much🥹 throne.com/melthewhale

Why did Instagram implement what was the worst part about Twitter for a decade? When I open the app now I see posts, and then after a few seconds it refreshes the feed unprompted 🤨

Can you see my bush through my underwear? 🫣😋

Happy Monday 😇

I forgot to post it but it is so fucking rad!! Done by www.ditchmetals.ca 🙌 they are a jewellery wizard

I am about to go pick up the cutest necklace ever I am SO excited and I love how many amazing creators live in my city 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️