Congratulations, Ilkay!

Happy St Beneathus Day 💙

Hi, Daniel. MC Hammer has been on the phone. He wants his pants back!

I make that 13 consecutive seasons City have finished above utd 😁 #notinmylifetime

He did it again!!

Great assist, fantastic finish!

I know I'm in danger of going on about it, but Bernardo Silva is one HELL of a footballer!!

Henderson still a prick then.

We're really going to miss Bernardo.

Great improvisation from the big lad 🇳🇴

Book him for diving then!!

Strangely subdued performance and atmosphere considering what is potentially at stake.

Is it really as quiet in the ground as it seems on TV?

Reijnders seems to be very average in all aspects of his game from what I've seen. Time for changes, please.

Booing???

How many times are we going to kick it against them!??

Semenyo needs to do better.

I’m worried that Pep appears to have surrendered control of the midfield. Hopefully he’s got something special up his sleeve to prove those concerns unfounded.

Pep just doesn't fancy Nico G does he!

Happy 100th birthday, Sir David #Attenborough Thank you for sharing your wisdom and love of nature with us.

City are leaving it late to release their Cup final song this year! I'm hoping for a bit of a rap from Khusa.

If that was a penalty, Arsenal should be bottom of the league after conceding 50 penalties. I don't like it, but you can't punish City when the Champions Elect have been getting away with it all season!

What????

Jim Beglin is an absolute disgrace. Can't even be bothered to pretend to be impartial.

The ref booked Keane, so he acknowledged that Doku was fouled, yet we get punished by restarting the game with him off the pitch. Make it make sense!

They're out to kill Doku!!

Never seen a referee get in the was as much as this prick is doing!

Great defending again by Michael Oliver!

This ref is a joke!

Can someone get this to the away dressing room please.

Might have been worth our players wearing studs!

300th PL appearance for Bernie tonight, only Spanish Dave has more. We need to.sign more players called Silva!

Villa had better play like this when they come to the Etihad!

Lol!

Got talking to a Ukrainian lad in the supermarket this afternoon and he recommended some Ukrainian beers for me. Never tried any of these before. I'm quite excited! 🇺🇦😁

Not sure who I want to win the Hype Derby. I'll settle for a 0-0 with both teams kicking lumps out of each other 😁

Congratulations, Ipswich. Welcome to the league where you can't celebrate a goal until some joyless prick sat in a Portakabin says so.

Our car is old, so it only has a radio cassette player. We have no cassettes, because it's 2026! We found a Bluetooth device that goes into the cassette player and you can play stuff off your phone through the car stereo.

You know, I'm starting to think they don't like City! 🙄🤔

Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security.

This has been shared on Facebook by Mark McCarthy who, as far as I'm aware, isn't on here. Pete 'The Badge' Berry is currently in hospital in Majorca.

30 years ago today I attended the best concert I've ever been to!

Any word on Rooney's thoughts on City's celebrations yesterday? I hope they were OK for him! 🙄😂

Think I'd prefer a Chelsea win, but I can't really see it.

Don't think I've seen a 10 on Sofascore!

122 years ago today, City won the FA Cup; 5 years before utd. 26 years before Arsenal, 61 years before Liverpool and 66 years before Chelsea. #NoHistory

The narrative used to be that it was a sign of true champions to grind out a result when you're not at your best. That seems to have changed to City throwing away the chance to improve the Goal Difference! Funny that 🙄

City fans outperformed the players tonight 👏👏

I feel that going top of the league should be more fun than this!