First time in my life I took half an Adderall. I'm fucking wired and cotton mouthed. My god...how do people take a full thing?

This is a little wild...

If I had to wait 10 years for 5 season and you give me THIS as your finale, I would be pissed off.

Traded away a fan favorite for a lesser version of him just to save a few mil? 🙄

To clarity, I didn’t expect them to win whatsoever but GD…

Texans suck

#PredatorBadlands is John Wick with good writing. Go watch it.

What a load of shit. He was talked about as the best player while playing for the Angels

I'm still upset how much of a piss-poor job Nick Caserio did in the Draft. Protect your f'ing quarterback! The two flashy toys for Nick Caley have combined for 18 receptions, 220 yds, and 2 TDs. If you were to combine them into one player, they would rank T-99th, 82nd, and 42nd in the entire NFL.

Ay yo…running a play with 6 seconds left is certainly a choice…

Al-Shaair needs a fucking talking to…for fucks sake

My god…A SPRINGER DINGER

Good season, Detroit.

Here’s why that was DUMB AF; instead of Randy Arozarena leading off the next inning, it’s JP Crawford.

Mariners going for the kill shot almost every at-bat. I’d say it heavily favors the Tigers but their batters don’t know the strike zone.

It went from great pitching to bad offense somewhere around the 8th-9th

The Mariners are swinging for the fences

I love me some well-pitched baseball

Skubal: Hit this, bitch. 👀🔥

Kirby’s been dominating all night and you pull him? Yall getting to cute

I just ingested nearly 20g of fiber before lunch. Let’s see how this goes.

WOWWWWW…you could tell he was pressing as he was pitching but to panic like that and not go to 1st?!?

A former coworker, who I know is MAGA, just followed me on TikTok. He’s not gonna like my reposts 😆

About damn time

OMG HAHAHA I love baseball especially when the #YankeesLose

"Do you think we're idiots?" Yes...You voted for this.

LOL, Yankees

Love how the Texans look like world beaters when they play shitty teams. They’re a mid team. I’ll take it, I guess.

Would you look at that; Alex Bregman coming through in the playoffs.

With all due respect, fuck the Duffer Brothers. They’ve ruined TV. If anything, the Pitt is doing it right with a new season about a year after S1.

Simple: Tim Cook is at the mercy of Trump

Once you make it through the stages, it feels okay. It was a great season filled with a lot of bright spots and many ugly ones. The Astros will be in the market for a top of the rotation starter(s), bullpen help, and a possibly rotation OF. Onto the Texans, who may be wrapping up their season 😭

Good season, Astros. Take the offseason to regroup and come back healthy.

THE SEASON DIDN’T EVEN START YET!

Sure, Dana.

3rd and 10 and you jump into the neutral zone…FFS

The Sports Gods collectively decided that Houston Sports was gonna be terrible this season. Got it.

The biggest game of the season with your shakiest starter

The #Astros carriage have turned back into a pumpkin

First game back: Yordan walks-off the Mariners in the WC round

Yordan twisted his ankle so Isaac could run

6-1 lead to go-ahead run at the plate in one inning is wild

At the time of the play, I said “why are you sending him?” And when the throw went to the plate, I said “SLIDE”. Sums up 2025.

This Texans offense is not better than last year

Can we call him Zach King Cole?

If only the Texans offense was anywhere near as good as the defense.

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Pray for 🕯️ 🕯️ Yordan’s 🕯️ 🕯️ Ankle 🕯️ 🕯️