#donroedoctrine #politics #satire #trump Swapping out the dumbass Donroe Doctrine for the Don Ho Doctrine, spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere.

#catholicchurchabuse #catholic #atheism It never ends. It's pedophilia all the way down. The Catholic Church is rotten to the core. Time to close up shop. Sell the massive real estate holdings to compensate the victims, house the homeless, and feed the hungry. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

#politics #trump #satire #coenbrothers Trump's "permanently pause" is a koan, meant for us to meditate upon to achieve enlightenment. Reminds me of this scene from Raising Arizona. "Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.": www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9O...

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#trump #TrumpBoys Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads? www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...

#bees Yellow jacket creeping on honey bee hive and getting repeatedly repelled.

#epsteinfiles #trumpisintheepsteinfiles #releasetheepsteinfiles Fantastic, GIGANTIC projection of Trump and Epstein BFF photo on Windsor Castle www.axios.com/2025/09/17/t...

#epstein #releasetheepsteinfiles #trumpisintheepsteinfiles Gift link to a killer WSJ analysis of handwriting, shitty drawing style, vocabulary usage. This Epstein birthday book note was definitely produced by the Donald. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

#releasetheepsteinfiles #epstein I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.

#releasetheepsteinfiles Fantastic summary of the massive, multi-week smokescreen to avoid accountability and protect the president from the Epstein scandal. Also nice, quick silencing of Nigel Farage.

🧪 A clear, thorough debunking of the pseudo-science behind the vaccines-cause-autism movement. The discredited father/son team and their « home laboratory » are a driving force behind RFK JR’s assault on vaccines. The son is now a senior data analyst at HHS. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

#politicalsatire #politics I trust the FBI will also be rounding up the GOP Representatives that fled the Capitol to avoid voting on releasing the Epstein files. I hear Rep. Johnson is in Israel, so he might need to be extradited. www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...

#trump #politics #fpos_potus He has rendered the term "presidential fitness" an oxymoron on multiple levels (physical, cognitive, and moral). www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/w...

#trump #politics #satire I'm reasonably certain this idea was pulled straight from the Idiocracy screenplay. www.cnn.com/2025/07/03/p...

#satire #politics #hegseth #ice If you doubt Sec Def Hegseth's commitment to lethality and warrior culture than you haven't seen this video where, as a half-in-the-bag Fox and Friends host, he tried to execute a marching band drummer. With an ax. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrV...

#satire #politics Real display of educational excellence at yesterday's Dept. of Education budget hearing as the honorable Senator from Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, asks the former WWE CEO and current Education Secretary: “What was we ranked nationally in math and reading in 1979?”

#ukraine #politics Nice to see Ukraine kicking some Russki ass. Amazing operation. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

#politics #policestate This seems somewhat troubling. Hard to imagine a more dystopia-driving company than Palantir and so not sure I'd like them aggregating all that is known about me and packaging it all up for Dear Leader to peruse. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...

#satire #politics Lincoln is the Great Emancipator. Roosevelt helped liberate Europe from the Nazis. But those efforts pale when weighed against Trump's achievement: "We've liberated our troops from divisive and demeaning political trainings," Trump told the 1,002 cadets graduating from West Point.

#satire #politics A young crypto prince marches brazenly past the hoi polloi, dreaming of the day (coming soon!) when protests are declared illegal and the poor can be beaten back with one's silver-tipped cane. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...

#satire #politics Performative pseudo-piety (hard p on pseudo here for optimal alliteration). www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...

#satire "RFK Jr. meets with health tech startups, most backed by Andreessen Horowitz" Relieved to see that gazillionaire technodystopian Marc Andreessen's cone-headed, sorry, bone-headed "health tech" investments are getting a fair hearing from JFK Jr's HHS. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/k...

#satire Great beach read: "White Genocide in South Africa" by Elon Musk. This harrowing historical account explores the plight of Afrikaners narrowly escaping white genocide. The author follows these brave refugees as they make a new racist home in America. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Excited to have a health influencer who quit her Ear, Nose and Throat residency as the new (Not Quite a) Surgeon General! www.mediaite.com/trump/trumps...

Anyone who tries to bash the tariffs needs to convince me that Trump's posterboard presentation (with multiple colors for different columns!) wasn't a flawless synthesis of decades of macroeconomic theory. #tariffs #politics #satire

Probably just a hop, skip, and a jump from displaying mug shots of immigrants on the White House lawn to a return to public executions a la Handmaid's Tale

Restoring a culture of lethality AND contouring to America's warriors. www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth... #satire

Do not let this man near anything fragile. He will destroy it.

Have you said thank you once? During this entire meeting?

You know the measles epidemic is bad when Fox is reporting on it, quoting a CDC scientist and pointing out that massive Doge cuts to CDC have not hindered the federal response. www.foxnews.com/politics/tex...

I'd rate the chances that Trump family members made some bank on this sudden surge in the Dow as excellent. If only any watchdogs were left to investigate... #politics #satire

I am decidedly "tired of winning" at this point. #tariffs #satire

This bullshit would not even have earned him a gentleman's C in Macro during his nepo baby days at Wharton. Start figuring out what goods or skills you can trade as we move towards a barter economy.

Powerful, exhaustive but still concise, summary of the Trump administration's hypocrisy on freedom of speech.

As Secretary of Defense, Hegseth has promised to return a culture of "lethality" to the armed forces. Here he demonstrates his qualifications, bringing a culture of lethality to Fox and Friends. #funny #satire youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs

Ossoff summing it up perfectly here.

BREAKING NEWS from NYTIMES (he looks so wistful, contemplating what might have been). #funny #satire

While I am strongly opposed to "health water entrepreneurs", I don't think they should be disappeared in Salvadorian prisons. I think Trump might be planning to reintroduce Trump Ice and wants to destroy the competition. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... #politicalsatire #satire

Trump is now the Associate Vice Dean of Admissions at Columbia University. Finally, a chance for white people to enjoy the benefits of a private university education! apnews.com/article/colu... #satire #funny

🧪Would it be worth telling this dingbat that lie detector tests are totally unreliable except on TV shows? Just kidding. Of course it wouldn't. psycnet.apa.org/record/2018-... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... #politics

Going out on a limb here, but as a certifiable life coach I am concerned that Elon Musk is overcommitted. Would recommend increased attention to self-care and learning to say "no" more often. #politicalsatire #satire #funny

This chuckleheaded, bowl-cut, hay seed of a Congressman looks like a fish gasping its last breath as Mayor Wu eviscerates him. #politicalsatire #funny #satire

What would happen if millions of Americans came up 500 bucks short on their taxes this year? Audit risk seems pretty low with 1000s of job cuts at the IRS.

It's ok everyone, local mom Kaleigh's decision not to vaccinate her kids was based on "years of her own research". Not sure if she ended up publishing this work or if there's a preprint posted somewhere. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/... #politicalsatire #funny

Proof for JFK JR's theory that your kid won't get autism if you avoid getting them vaccinated. www.usatoday.com/story/life/h...

Musk provided his own example for federal workers required to summarize what they did at work last week: -Boatloads of ketamine -Juvenile, tone-deaf appearance with chainsaw -Brain-washed 32 yo employee who believes in transhumanism #politicalsatire #satire

Who wore it best?

And here I'd been thinking all along that Russia started the war! It is time for all red-blooded Americans to support President Putin and his freedom-loving North Korean zombie/Russian prisoner army!

Trump names new Artistic Advisor to the Kennedy Center's National Symphony Orchestra

Not easy for a president to wrangle two toddlers while simultaneously justifying the dismissal of tens of thousands of federal employees, but Musk managed to do it.