I don't know what he's up to....

He went off-ship. That's as far as I know. [Grins]

Portobello went with Gabe and Ziggy. They'll kiss their own ass after kissing mine. Then they'll be breathing through a tube.

Uncle Alex has this one covered. Someone bein' a sleaze. And they're gonna eat their teeth.

Who said WHAT about my niece?! Gabe's away, so....yall deal with me.

Or anything else handywork.

He's not exactly a handyman.

Well, he didn't!

[Snorts, laughing] Told him he should have just gone with a plumber instead of tryin' to fix it himself.

I still can't get that outta my head! [Laughs] Half the sink in one hand, pipe in the other, trying to keep the rad from bursting with his foot!

[Snorts]

[Snorts, laughing] The anniversary of....[snickers] that night Gabey got his ass kicked by a busted sink!

Ha! Happy fuckin anniversary, Gabey!

True. Some as therapy dogs has definitely helped.

They were worried about how the dogs would perform out in space. Seems they've been testing alright.

The whole thing is set to start in a few hours.

I'll see what I can pressure Starfleet into sending. They haven't started a full breeding program for K9s yet. Still in test mode.

Jen and Gabe are boarding to assist with Portobello and Zig.

@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social On a scale of, say...1-10, this one's a 47. Shipwide lockdown and emergency protocol have been ordered for the Enterprise. We're taking them in as their security sweeps, deck by deck.

We....always have something to do on board. I'm talking about now.

I'm....off ship on a Starbase.

He's missing his usual rounds [laughs], and he's been vocal about it.

Zigs? [Laughs] Nah, he's with Gabe. I mean my boy, Logan. He's been climbing the walls without a job to do, today.

I've got the fur missile with me [grins]. He's getting a little something too.

Hmmm.

Being honored for, what did they say it was....? Outstanding something or other... Whatever it was, I'm off ship at Starbase 9.

Still doesnt tell me how they got past my codes.

[Jaw twitches] I must have been dead-asleep.

Your giggles tell me otherwise...[grins] She doesn't have my command code.

Discovery BINGO got me. Who put the fucking bow in my hair?!

I might just....leave the shower running for a while.

No amount of scrubbing with the hottest water possible will be enough. [Shudders]

I need a shower. Maybe a complete memory wipe. Lifetime of therapy.

Starfleet's damn metal detectors. Like a show every time I come back.

[Grins, pulling a mask and hood over his face] She doesn't know it's me, yet. It might be.

For a reason...! //Can she calm the hell down a little?

[Grins] ...Sure...!

[Snarls] Gabriel is my brother. No harm will come to him.

After I do some things...

Getting close to Pip. [Grins]

Can't argue there.

Or as a distraction.

Of course.

Fucking narcs....

Any means, you say?

What matters is whether or not she trusts me [grins]

[Snarls, frowning] Damn Section 31. Makes things difficult.

A Captain....Burnham.

Got nice and cozy, if ya catch my drift [smirks] Only a matter of time, now.

I've got my eye on another one.