Randy and Hayley are definitely on Joey’s radar now. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Naomi offered to go with Jacob to counseling. Good luck to them, I guess. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Chelsea gets to the point with Naomi: “Is it more important that you’re right, or that you work things out with Jacob?” #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Nicole has some good advice for Jacob, but it doesn’t seem like it’s what he wanted to hear. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Bill says Hayley is the most honest person he knows. 🤣🤣 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Joey gave Vanessa a bigger role in his business, but she isn’t exactly overjoyed to run his escort service. What does she want—is she actually looking to get her hands dirty? #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Pam won’t let up on this Forrester deal, even if it means using Dani to guilt-trip Andre into agreeing. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Hayley sounds like a bitter man-hater. She’s definitely right about one thing in her rant: She’ll never be Dani Dupree. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Bill is truly touched that Dani invited him to emcee the Duprees’ fundraiser. And those looks at the end… 😏 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Anastasia is a nosy, irritating busybody, but she’s not wrong here. Too bad Vanessa is too stubborn to listen. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

So Vernon is sneaking around to see Sharon! They had better be working on a Christmas gift for Anita. We don’t need another Bill or Ted situation. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Laura is such a sweetheart. It’s nice to see Anita supporting her with her boy troubles, almost like Laura is one of her grandkids. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Ashley is lying through her teeth. She does NOT want to marry this man. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

I think this was meant to be a heartwarming moment, but it left me cold. It’s hard to see them as loving when they’re so hateful to Nicole and Kat. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

I don’t know if couples therapy can help Naomi and Jacob, except maybe to facilitate an amicable divorce. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

“What matters is that we got here,” Eva tells Leslie. So the ends justify the means as long as the Thomas witches are happy? I doubt poor Laura would agree! #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Derek has lost his mind. How could he possibly think it was a good idea to ambush Ashley in front of their friends, at her work, to demand they set a wedding date? #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Anita’s face when Vernon started singing to her! 😂 I just love them. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Next week on #BeyondTheGates … lots of drama! What on earth is Vernon up to and who is that woman he went to see?!?! #BTG

Oops, Hayley and Randy didn’t have their stories straight, and now Joey is suspicious. 👀 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Chelsea to Kat: It sounds like you’re using sex to keep Tomas, and you shouldn’t. Amen to that! #BTG #BeyondTheGates

If Ted wants his wife back, maybe he shouldn’t hug his psycho affair partner in public where Nicole could see. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Ted apologized to Nicole for making an ass of himself. He owes her apologies for a lot more than that. More groveling, too. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Chelsea is in the doghouse with Madison, and understandably so. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

This worked out perfectly for Hayley. Bill just bought her a tropical dream home where she can retire to after she kills him. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Leslie is getting everything she wants: Ted’s attention, Eva’s birthright, and even Jan’s friendship. I’m ready for her to start taking some L’s. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Ted is so intent on making sure Eva fits in with the Richardson family. Where is his concern for his other kids? #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Anita wants to honor Barbara’s memory at a charity event, but Laura is afraid that will give Leslie an opening to interfere. Laura is right to worry. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Tomas is tired of Kat fussing over his 🍆 injury. I’m tired of her fussing over him in general. #FreeKat #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Tyrell and Jessica, the chess knight and queen, are super cute together. ❤️ #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Derek is so excited about getting married that he bought bride and groom costumes for Halloween, while Ashley is panicking at the idea of picking a wedding date. Yikes. 🥴 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Jessica was really impressed with the way Tyrell stood up to Nathan. She called him brave and hot! #BTG #BeyondTheGates

This heart-to-heart is so good. Nicole is a wise, understanding (and youthful) grandma. Samantha is lucky to have her. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Ted is a fool to even consider being “friends” with looney Leslie. Throw the whole man away! #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Tyrell is a real one, standing up for his sister and getting the best of Nathan with words instead of his fists. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Vernon sounds like he’s Team Carlton. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Nathan is scum, bragging in public about how Samantha can’t wait for him to punch her V-card. I hope she realizes he’s trash before it’s too late. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Sorry, Samantha. Kids who pout and whine about missing Halloween are too immature to be having sex. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Nicole needs better security. Hell’s angel barged right on in, throwing shade, stealing candy, and getting away with everything, as usual. 🙄 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Vernon looks like he’s thinking the same thing I was: What the hell is SHE doing here? #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Men may come and go, but Nicole’s faithful friend Febreze will always be there for her. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Dani is definitely not a fan of this plan. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

The look on Dani’s face when Vanessa said she wants to “sit on the throne” with Joey! #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Carlton is willing to wait for Nicole, and this kiss doesn’t look like a final goodbye. 👀 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Samantha is going to disobey her parents to be with Nathan, and then he’s going to break her heart and trash her reputation at school. Yikes. 😬 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Samantha is in her wild child phase. Even after Tyrell warned her Nathan is bad news, she still wants this guy. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Elon says there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for Izaiah. Shouldn’t he be telling this to Izaiah instead of Joey? #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Nicole isn’t ready to start dating after all. Sorry, Carlton. But maybe there’s hope—she called it a pause, not a rejection. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Joey is a lingering threat for the Duprees. He just invoked their name to force Elon to fall into line with keeping Marcel around, and I bet it isn’t the last time he uses the Duprees as leverage to get what he wants. #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Poor Tyrell came home at the wrong time. His dads are reading Samantha the riot act, and this is obviously the last place he wants to be. #BTG #BeyondTheGates