putting 60 glasses of water around sonic.

no it's my computer.

computer. remove sonic's balls.

squawk.

doing several flips.

" Well, you could fall, I guess. " She'd shrug. " Most courses have ground below them, though. "

" Eh. . . Good question. Don't try riding too high? "

" Uh. . . I guess so? I dunno. " Shrug.

Revali's Gale is now ready.

ANYWAYS GOTTA GO— ( just riding off— )

" Oh. Uh. . . Thanks? " Raising a brow, taking it.

NO YOU ARE.

I WILL.

⠀ nessie. I feel like jet would be chill but when it comes to anything competitive or sonic he's a bitch

" Eh, sure. Why not? " A shrug.

I WILL BE MEAN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.

" Yeah yeah. Whatever. "

" Yeah yeah. Whatever. "

YOU CAN'T TALK YOU GOT A THING FOR THAT BUM ASS HEDGEHOG.

I AM.

" Well, 'ya never know until you try! And it takes a lot of practice. Maybe one day you'll be as good as me—! "

" What, no. I just beat him in races. "

that bitchass hedgehog has had it good for too long

SHUT

YEAH. I AM COOL. VERY COOL.

" Well, you ought'a get some! " He'd give a nod.

GIRL THEY KNOW WHAT I AM

wave. storm. you seein' this shit.

I'D WHAT

" HE'S MY RIVAL. I'M OBLIGATED TO HATE HIM. "

" Oh, absolutely! I'm the coolest. " He looks so cocky.

SHUT UP

" Well, I AM super cool. "

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS ROSE

NO. I WIN.

" YEAH HE IS. "

HE SUCKS

fuck sonic the hedgehog

FUCK YOU

I told you. I'll be back in 5 years for Sonic Racing.

TAGS.

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WRITER.

MUSE.

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