*thinking about the second to last defense academy group again and smiling and kicking my feet*

I'm incapable of writing healthy romantic relationships in extreme scenarios. Once I wrote a healthy longterm romance where the couple began having identity issues because of sci-fi stuff. They decided to break up and stay friends until they figured out who they really were

ohhhhhh my god moncage doesn't have chapters and it's gonna make achievement hunting really hard like cool gameplay story integration (my interpretation of a story without words anyway) (about generational trauma) but AAAAAAAAAA

do not test me. i WILL do math for yaoi

dude. this piece is reddish pink on my laptop monitor, straight up magenta on my samsung phone screen, and on my dell monitor it's bright red. that's so frustrating. and the best part is, tannishtha (the character in the image, who is an artist with IssuesTM) would find it SO FREAKING FUNNY

honestly the best use of the internet is to be really annoying about your characters and delight in reading about other people's characters

okok so acggoods is just the new and cool etsy now

i... i wish to recreate emily noyes vanderpoel's color analyses in html....

duuuuude i know i'm lucky that this doesn't happen that often but it's kinda scary having like, blood pressure issues when the subways are all horrifically delayed

(hndr) one of my headcanons is that yugamu's little sister with super strength is copyright-dodge mizuki okiura aitsf in yugamu style clothing. naturally, oyama's gaming club au is only entrenching this

league of legends now has a "demons on the beach" skinline jfdksljfkldsjlkfj

btw i made a spoiler account at @class-weapon.bsky.social so while i'll still discuss hndr here i'll also probably make more spoilery shitposts and post more serious thoughts bout the game over there

someday i'll probably do a merch roundup because i have like. so much stuff from so many shops and i have so so so many shops to recommend to all of you

misery loves misery #saltieart

accidentally fucked up the colors on my latest piece and it suddenly looks kind of dope without the black sketch lines....

what if the caligula effect but both the go-home club and the musicians are hundred line characters. 'tis the plot of my most self-indulgent hundred line crossover fic yet archiveofourown.org/works/85409331

maybe i should make a hundred line side account so i can discuss some of my like, really deep-cut theories... like how the [redacted] works and why hiruko knew about [redacted], and what was going down in the [redacted] re: [redacted] before the whole plot even began

do you think hiruko immediately goes through the five stages of grief when takumi smiles a little too wide for no reason or nozomi says something kinda morbid

going through streams of varlet (that one furyu game) again. this game is so nostalgic but also so off the rails lmaooo. literal whole ass poltical thriller with like, the student fbi and student anonymous and shit but the kids still need to go home at the end of the day

AO3 SITE SKIN WORKED FIRST TRY

what i experienced today was a real life flashback to that one scene in that one horror otome game featuring like 30 brewing implements for the sake of a $75 cup of coffee and also the cannibalism scene. i did not experience cannibalism today it was just kind of a notable part of that game

convincing you to visit my neocities in four screenshots... saltydracon.neocities.org

sometimes i think about dulia-chai ffxiv. love her

Writing a fic was the only fun I had during this work trip, but what sucks is that it had SO many spelling errors. I don't employ any betas! I proofread so many times before I post! I take pride in the quality of my editing! And yet! And YET! The first paragraph of my fic said "he was at lease!"

Once in awhile I'll check out an indie VN that was clearly remastered from something written ten years ago and I groan, and I have to remind myself that if a big box story was clearly written ten years ago, that's actually a good thing, because it means a passionate writer has found a career

I write eitaku fics but it's not really romantic so much as "local teenage boy completely unaware that his friend takes sadistic pleasure in isolating him and manipulating him and molding him into the perfect toy until its too late and everyone already thinks they're dating"

I can't multitask by writing psychological horror while eating a really bad sandwich. I'll be trying to write the main character experiencing the existential dread of someone else's religious psychosis but then the whole scene ends up tasting like a bad sandwich

work trip + laptop + summary of a fic in an ellipsus draft that i cooked up last night while trying to escape incoming dread = i am going to write yet another mid-tier crossover fic

I want to start drawing again but every time I try it feels like my fingers are folding backwards.

oh uhhhh this is takumi-g x eito-zombie

fear: sirei and nigou will reproduce in dlc and create the monokubz 2 even bigger fear: this happens AND they change nigou's english pronouns for the bit

sigh.... virtuadoll nozomi...... (also yes i was obsessed with the psychological horror in the first episode of the anime can you tell fjslkjfdls)

hundred line caligula effect crossover where half the SDU are musicians

that one aromantic horror premise that went viral on tumblr a while ago where everyone thinks you're in love with the same person so they distance themselves on their own and leave you isolated. but it's eitaku. because eito would do that and idk if takumi knows what romantic attraction is

My deepest apologies to anyone watching me liveblog the absolute yuri nuke that is FFXIV Shadowbringers Eden's Gate. I hope those girls have the biggest blowout wedding ever

on the handbags subreddit someone referred to the swatch x audemars piguet collab as a "labubu" on account of its collectible bag charm status and i've only ever heard that term be used for any sort of small, fuzzy, ugly creature so i was so confused for like 5 minutes

no goddamn way i just bypassed a login-to-see-adult-content thing on a website just by running a userscript that changed one (1) cookie on mobile

eito and takemaru should interact more, precisely because eito's brain would short circuit when faced with a guy who has dedicated his life to helping people unrelated to him out of the goodness of his own heart like how would eito rationalize takemaru's actions in his head? i want to know

me: the proper way to gain an in with a community is to lurk for a bit to understand their norms and boundaries, and then converse within those norms and boundaries also me: i like this community but i do not want to offend, so i will lurk for a little bit longer. i will talk next time. definitely

freak in the sheets (excel spreadsheets) and freak in the sheets (css stylesheets)

(FFXIV Crystal Tower quest) Me: duuuude fuck this disembodied voice what do they want.... what a weird plot device..... Me a few quests later: g'raha sweetie i'm so sorry i'm so sorry that an ugly ass bitch like this would even say that oh my god

there is a hundred line ship that is technically incest x2 (i think), necrophilia, problematic age gap, power imbalance, inherently involves a level of noncon on one side and dubcon on another, and involves two characters who have technically never met in canon, and we all go hog wild for it yayyyy

its one of those days

(trying to find good fight scene music for writing) female vocals are perfect but the song's too blade coded....

anyway unrelated to recent events in the visual novel space here's a little something about something haha don't worry about it it's nothing :) saltydracon.neocities.org/writing/file...

that one level that was just all of my favorite levels from the original monument valley mashed together made me squeal with joy. good game. 5000 more screenshots incoming

which investor told the monument valley devs that the game needed open world gameplay and sidequests <- not a joke. absolutely not a joke

I'M BACK IN THE VALLEY!!!

Me: I'm depressed and angry today... A really good bagel: Me: I am no longer depressed and angry today

going through the pandemonium raid questline 1. ericthonios needs a hug 2. western monster fans eat your heart out 3. "hesperos has fused himself with a vrykolakas" brother that is literally a vampire. like that's probably the actual greek name for a vampire but he's literally castlevania dracula