Hash Slinging Slasher
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Part-time fry cook, full-time slasher. Yes, the lights are supposed to do that. 💡🔪
Freddy Krueger keeps telling me to ‘dream bigger.’ Bro, I work the night shift—I don’t even get to sleep. 🔪💤
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Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubemen showed up at my job, I'd be able to afford some new knives. 🍟🪓
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They said the night shift was lonely, but now I’ve got 200 of you keeping me company after just 3 days. Welcome to the flicker fam! 💡👻
10 months ago
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Just saw the new Nosferatu movie—pretty good, but it’s missing one thing: more flickering lights. Call me next time, Hollywood. 💡🦇
#Nosferatu
#NightShiftApproved
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Auditioned, but Nosferatu didn’t want to share the spotlight (or the shadows). Maybe next time, I’ll bring the spatula for backup. 🔦🔪
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Leatherface came by to borrow my spatula. Told him he needs to stick to chainsaws—grill duty is an art, not a massacre. 🔪
10 months ago
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Just saying, Nosferatu owes me royalties for the whole ‘flickering lights = terror’ trend. But I’ll let it slide since he’s iconic. 💡🖤
10 months ago
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Now THIS is art! Spatula in hand, hooks at the ready… I was born for Dead by Daylight. Amazing work—this might even scare my shift manager.
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Twitter? Never heard of her. Bluesky is where the real late-night horror fans hang out. 🌌💡🔪
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First day on here, and the lights are already flickering. Coincidence? I think not. 💡🔪
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