Lowkey hate being asked directions cuz wdym you can’t use Google Maps

Closest I’m ever gonna get to signing the NDA and fucking an idol backstage-

Oops just realised I paid for just a signed card, not the full album 💀 should’ve maybe bought it when it was still in stock instead of having to pay extra from resellers but my bank was on its knees at the time 😔

Okay I feel better got my dopamine fix from that satanic app lol

Gonna be a little espresso depresso (probs will delete when my brain’s more stable) Maybe the reason I hate the idea of going out for “one last hurrah” before they go elsewhere, unlikely to see them for the foreseeable future, is because it means I must acknowledge that summer can’t last forever 🥲

Drunk, all alone, the prospect of the final person I got close to going half the world away Oh TTPD the comfort album that you are, spent enough time being a happy showgirl time to go back to the asylum

I’m actually so distraught Had FINE SHYT on my Reels. I wasn’t on the Reels tab. I switched tabs. I lost the reel. WHY IS THERE NO VIEW HISTORY LIKE ON TITKOK 😭

Think my food hyperfixation with chicken is starting to wain, it stopped hitting as good recently and now I’m having really strong cravings for some roasted fish 🫠

I can never have a normal conversation with my friend 🫩

The performative bisexual & their top 3 albums of 2025 (so far) Me and my basic music taste against the world 🥸

Kpop really needs to be also categorised by the regular genres the absolute whiplash I got going from The Rose to Stray Kids 😭

For whatever reason my alarm volume was at the lowest… no wonder I kept sleeping through all of them 😭 also finally figured out how to stop them going off on my watch to stop my sleep deprived ass from turning it off without realising 😩

Is you say DADDY’S HOMEE 😫

So the second pair got cancelled cuz of processing issues. Ordered a replacement pair. Ended up not liking the blue light lenses. Waited for the replacement to finally arrive. Started the return process for both pairs 💀 ANYWAY I ordered 4 pairs, glasses haul reveal when they arrive instead 🤩

Might be dying soon (got a splitting tension headache) Who wants to be on my will to inherit my plushies

I updated my Instagram cuz I liked the look of swiping between the pages instead of tapping all the way to the top for DMs But now lowkey regretting cuz Reels is in the way 😭

Blessed by a second already

Update: I cracked it

THEY BROUGHT BACK YOGLABS MY INNER CHILD IS HEALED

Finally had dick

Decorated the camera plateau on my phone case :3

Nothing more suspicious than doing a fairly substantial overhaul of a bit code… and it works first time… WHERE ARE THE BUGS

Got reminded about this scene from Doctor Who and it definitely awakened something in me when I first watched it-

Managed to crack my screen protectors twice and have resorted to using the nice ones 😔 pls don’t break they were like 2x the price for fewer 💔

The Taylor Swift mass hysteria continues because why have I now seen nazi allegations… because she has lightning bolts on a necklace merch “It looks like the SS!” I’m gonna need them to go touch some grass because are we deadass 😐 have they never seen a lightning bolt before? ⚡️

TLOAS already taking over my top songs of 2025 😭

I’ve officially made it, had someone try to send back my pfp as a “clapback” It sounded nasty, but it feels like you’re flirting with me 😍

First part of my Halloween outfit has arrived… let’s just say I’ll be your idol 😶‍🌫️

Just got a 33% payrise 🤯 my pay rises have actually been mad 😭 +122% since I first started only nearly 2 years ago 🥹

Oh the acoustic version of Wi$h Li$t got me SICK inject those violins straight into my VEINS 😫

Probably the best compliment I’m ever gonna get on that disastrous app lmao

Kinda forgot I rolled my hair and shaved the sides last night, gave myself a mini jumpscare when I saw myself in the mirror OH WHO IS YOU 💀

The way my thumb still has some black nail paint on it from A MONTH AGO 😭

Close enough welcome rep tv vault tracks 😍

I may be enjoying the album just a tiny bit

Lol got asked what music I listened to at the work social and of course I ended up having to defend Taylor’s new album Not expecting everyone to like it and there are valid criticisms but those come in the form of “the lyrics are a bit too corny for me”, not “URGH SHE WAS SO MUCH BETTER BEFORE” 🙃

Oops friend got really excited for me that I had ‘Wi$h Li$t’ on my ig notes since it’s a love song… Sorry to break it to you girl but I’m still happily single 💀 I just have a new appreciation for the song after the movie 😌

Genuine question. What is it with people on Grindr being unable to spell “Hey”, “Hi”, or “Hello” correctly The number of times I’ve seen “Hy”, “Helo”, “Hilo”, or some other variant…

Taylor is actually so funny she doesn’t get enough credit for it The way the cinema laughed when she did her preamble for ‘Wood’ and claimed it’s “about superstitions” when we all know it’s about Travis’ cock 😭 and it being the shortest like she couldn’t keep lying 💀

Fresh batch of friendship bracelets for the TLOAS screening tomorrow 😌

Uh oh I think I got a side effect from the gonorrhoea vaccine 🫩 Let’s just say my waist is absolutely snatched now 🤩

Always a fan of stan twitter going in a meltdown over a Taylor release meanwhile I’m just vibing to the good new music 🙂‍↕️

Yeah I listen to Taylor Swift for her deep lyricism “I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger”

Oh Showgirl the bop that you are

Oh-

I beg your finest pardon?

Barely halfway through the album

THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL IS GIVING MARINA VIBES OMGGGGGGG I’M INSTANTLY OBSESSED 😫😫😫😫

Seeing an “artist” get praised for “their art” when it has signs of AI all over it 🫩

Neighbour is hammering nails into the wall 🙃