Went through the royalist of royal fuck ups by sleeping through the whole day and becoming uncontactable from work and by anyone 😎 And the cherry on top of it all, my ex was still my emergency contact 🤩

Idk being asked to be followed back not that long after I unfollowed cuz I don’t really interact after already being asked to be followed back in the first place… makes me not wanna follow back

Gym pumps be getting so insane lately that I lowkey went “OH WHO IS U” when I saw the mirror in the middle of a rep 😶‍🌫️

I fear the urge of being like every other twt-bsky switcher then betrayer creeping on me too 🫩

May have whorebossed too close to the sun with that last post 🥸

Ok nvm maybe this place can stay standing for a bit longer Cleaner was here within minutes of emailing, swept the shrooms away, sprayed the mould to oblivion. Thought they’d do just a surface level clean. Nope now they got a handyman to replace the whole skirting 🤯🤯🤯 same day wtf that’s unheard of

Come join me on my journey as I make the joyous discovery of mushrooms growing very substantially in my bedroom, and then I studiously connect the dots to realise the debris that kept appearing on my bed… isn’t just debris! 😍😍😍😍 fuckkkk thisss I’m just gonna set everything on fire 😍😍😍😍

Might be getting the confidence to post face on the nsfw accounts 😶‍🌫️ probs should sleep on it and see whether I’m just having a manic episode 😇

I gotta be honest… been away doing… uhhhh… naughty things Let’s just say I’m now sitting on about 70GB of… uhhhh… homemade fun time recordings 🥸

Probably got the most insane fuck buddy cuz how was he able to keep going literally all night-

Omg the by-election results wasn’t even close… it looked like a 3-way toss up between Labour, Greens, and Reform all around 30% of the vote Only for Greens to actually win with 12 point margin at 40% vs Reform at 28% 🤯 There’s actually… hope??? 😱

When my post-gym body looking extra tea it’s actually conflicting me 🫩 (really sounding like “oh no my steak too juicy and lobster too buttery”) Cuz I know I haven’t really been eating properly recently largely thanks to work completely exhausting me…… but the body do be tea tho ☕️💅✨

How do I mute all Americans on twt for a day? The Tourette’s - N-word “discourse” really is just proof critical thinking is dead over there 🙃

Accidentally brought down the dev environment on Friday I broke it before I could turn off the scheduled runs So if it succeeds in resetting itself, it’s just going to break again when the schedule kicks in Dev is still down this morning 😶‍🌫️

Certainly had an eventful weekend 🤭 But I definitely need to go on a detox for a substantial amount of time 🫩

I swear even my twt porn tl is now getting filled with more slop 🫩

I’m gonna end up committing something with the way everything and everyone is pissing me off . _ .

I may have to change my Grindr position from verse to verse bottom 🫩 coming to the slow acceptance that maybe I do prefer bottoming (and my top dry spell has been going for too long) 🤧

Finally home from what became a single Friday night raving to a whole weekend hookup 🫠

Thought I’d try to see what Mortgage In Principle I could get since it has no effect on my credit score and RightMove hunting is just a fun casual pastime *mfw it spat out that I could actually get my own flat even with my current situation* 😀

WE HAVE DRAFTS?!?!?! WAR IS OVER

We’ve called a number of times now… I think I’ve seen this film before and I didn’t like the ending At least I haven’t been the one initiating if that counts to something (but I do keep accepting) 🤧

Seeing myself in a window reflection and noticing my eyeliner + tilting head down to not get full wind chill + squinting cuz tired af = resting bitch face going full deadly 🤧

They actually played it … and I fumbled 🫩🫩🫩🫩

If the kpop club plays ATEEZ’s new comeback tonight I might crash out I HAVENT HAD TIME TO LEARN THE CHOREO

The whiplash I got from this gooning vid- that uh… I was doing research on… having SVT making a cameo in the middle of it 🤧

I really walked away from my desk to go for a break, realised my pass isn’t in my pockets, went back to my desk to search for it… only for me to be wearing it around my neck the whole time

Being called a “yummy boy” on Grindr especially from someone much older really gives me such an ick 😭

I remember seeing this mashup on TikTok a while ago I was not expecting Apple Music to actually do it as well 😭

No wonder I’m struggling to document all of the changes I’ve made for this project’s upcoming version release… I’ve made more changes by myself than when I was in a team of *5* all together 🧍‍♂️ And I still need to write up the release document which would’ve been a separate person’s responsibility 🫠

Getting back into ice skating after a post-uni hiatus and my god I’ve missed it so much On that note, will never forgive MAPPA if they don’t use the popularity of the gay ice hockey to revive its gay figure skating 😭

Think I’ve lost the Christmas weight

Just realised I’ve logged my lightest weight… since Nov 2023… just before I went back to the Philippines 😱 And the fact I’ve gained so much more muscle since too- 😶‍🌫️

Forgot I still had a bunch of investments in the US market Time to do a full pull out and diversify to more sane countries 😍

Londoners’ seemingly fear of the bus upper deck never stops pissing me off WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL PACKED LIKE SARDINES DOWNSTAIRS WHEN THERE’S SO MANY SEATS UPSTAIRS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAYYYY

“Remember me?” - says the blank Grindr profile

My 2020-21 ex calling me after having last spoken like 3+ years ago was certainly NOT on my 2026 bingo card 🤧

Queuing etiquette is dead here. Why did people start another queue IN FRONT of me?? Had to tell them the queue was BEHIND me. One person decided to stay in front so I was like “are you with her [the person actually in front of me]?” Why tf did she go “oh were you in front?” NAH I JUST TELEPORTED

The weekend cannot come soon enough after a GRUELLING week this has been with work 😭 THE BOY YEARNS TO GOON

They say that once you get your first tattoo, you’ll want to get another asap… It be the truth cause the way I’m already mapping out endless ideas in my head, including ones I’ve been simmering for a while that didn’t make the final cut to be the first - enough to possibly end with a full sleeve 🤧

Lol I pull on one thread and like 5 more tasks need to be done because the person who worked on it before used zero good practices Could only build basically a “proof of concept” version while I sort out the underlying issues… and there’s still 4 more sections I need to even begin development on 🙃

Gonna crash out cuz wtf do you mean “are we on track for User Acceptance Testing this week?” when I’ve only had to time to maybe do ~2 hours of dev work on Monday since the tasks were only *drafted* that morning and I was off on Tuesday 😐 Currently dragged to *another* meeting to waste my time more

Popped to a gay sex store just cuz I’m out of lube and I know they have the specific type I like Did not expect a woman to also be browsing there okay diva I see you 🤩

I’ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

Never understood why people catfish on Grindr - or really any app - especially if they plan on meeting up 🙃

I think I’ve sixsevenuinely girlbossed too close to the sun The week has just fucking started why am I working my ass off 🫩 I should still be sleeping 😪

That is literally Rafayel in the living flesh wdym 😩 These cosers are not helping with my delulu

Oh right so I ended up dropping a message wall of pure venom before leaving the gc. The fucker who’s wronged me so much played victim and even unfollowed me lmao. One of them apologised profusely (he didn’t realise I left 💀) and another defended me the whole way I know who the real ones are now 😌

Oops got locked out of my work account for some reason and when I tried to unlock it, I failed the security question “What is the name of your first boyfriend?” too many times so now I have to talk to the help desk 💀 I kept putting in my first ‘real’ boyfriend instead of the ‘pseudo’ one 🥴

“I don’t normally respond if I’m not sure if I can come” What kind of fucking logic is that? Just say you’re unsure??? I can’t read your mind but I can sure read that bloody “Seen” receipt 🙂