We’ve called a number of times now… I think I’ve seen this film before and I didn’t like the ending At least I haven’t been the one initiating if that counts to something (but I do keep accepting) 🤧

Seeing myself in a window reflection and noticing my eyeliner + tilting head down to not get full wind chill + squinting cuz tired af = resting bitch face going full deadly 🤧

They actually played it … and I fumbled 🫩🫩🫩🫩

If the kpop club plays ATEEZ’s new comeback tonight I might crash out I HAVENT HAD TIME TO LEARN THE CHOREO

The whiplash I got from this gooning vid- that uh… I was doing research on… having SVT making a cameo in the middle of it 🤧

I really walked away from my desk to go for a break, realised my pass isn’t in my pockets, went back to my desk to search for it… only for me to be wearing it around my neck the whole time

Being called a “yummy boy” on Grindr especially from someone much older really gives me such an ick 😭

I remember seeing this mashup on TikTok a while ago I was not expecting Apple Music to actually do it as well 😭

No wonder I’m struggling to document all of the changes I’ve made for this project’s upcoming version release… I’ve made more changes by myself than when I was in a team of *5* all together 🧍‍♂️ And I still need to write up the release document which would’ve been a separate person’s responsibility 🫠

Getting back into ice skating after a post-uni hiatus and my god I’ve missed it so much On that note, will never forgive MAPPA if they don’t use the popularity of the gay ice hockey to revive its gay figure skating 😭

Think I’ve lost the Christmas weight

Just realised I’ve logged my lightest weight… since Nov 2023… just before I went back to the Philippines 😱 And the fact I’ve gained so much more muscle since too- 😶‍🌫️

Forgot I still had a bunch of investments in the US market Time to do a full pull out and diversify to more sane countries 😍

Londoners’ seemingly fear of the bus upper deck never stops pissing me off WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL PACKED LIKE SARDINES DOWNSTAIRS WHEN THERE’S SO MANY SEATS UPSTAIRS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAYYYY

“Remember me?” - says the blank Grindr profile

My 2020-21 ex calling me after having last spoken like 3+ years ago was certainly NOT on my 2026 bingo card 🤧

Queuing etiquette is dead here. Why did people start another queue IN FRONT of me?? Had to tell them the queue was BEHIND me. One person decided to stay in front so I was like “are you with her [the person actually in front of me]?” Why tf did she go “oh were you in front?” NAH I JUST TELEPORTED

The weekend cannot come soon enough after a GRUELLING week this has been with work 😭 THE BOY YEARNS TO GOON

They say that once you get your first tattoo, you’ll want to get another asap… It be the truth cause the way I’m already mapping out endless ideas in my head, including ones I’ve been simmering for a while that didn’t make the final cut to be the first - enough to possibly end with a full sleeve 🤧

Lol I pull on one thread and like 5 more tasks need to be done because the person who worked on it before used zero good practices Could only build basically a “proof of concept” version while I sort out the underlying issues… and there’s still 4 more sections I need to even begin development on 🙃

Gonna crash out cuz wtf do you mean “are we on track for User Acceptance Testing this week?” when I’ve only had to time to maybe do ~2 hours of dev work on Monday since the tasks were only *drafted* that morning and I was off on Tuesday 😐 Currently dragged to *another* meeting to waste my time more

Popped to a gay sex store just cuz I’m out of lube and I know they have the specific type I like Did not expect a woman to also be browsing there okay diva I see you 🤩

I’ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

Never understood why people catfish on Grindr - or really any app - especially if they plan on meeting up 🙃

I think I’ve sixsevenuinely girlbossed too close to the sun The week has just fucking started why am I working my ass off 🫩 I should still be sleeping 😪

That is literally Rafayel in the living flesh wdym 😩 These cosers are not helping with my delulu

Oh right so I ended up dropping a message wall of pure venom before leaving the gc. The fucker who’s wronged me so much played victim and even unfollowed me lmao. One of them apologised profusely (he didn’t realise I left 💀) and another defended me the whole way I know who the real ones are now 😌

Oops got locked out of my work account for some reason and when I tried to unlock it, I failed the security question “What is the name of your first boyfriend?” too many times so now I have to talk to the help desk 💀 I kept putting in my first ‘real’ boyfriend instead of the ‘pseudo’ one 🥴

“I don’t normally respond if I’m not sure if I can come” What kind of fucking logic is that? Just say you’re unsure??? I can’t read your mind but I can sure read that bloody “Seen” receipt 🙂

Contemplating leaving a friend gc after the debacle today Why the fuck would you announce “Any plans tonight?” and then go radio silent only to then pop up later in the evening with pictures of the today that you went out with 2 in the gc but left the other 2 completely in the dark

“Love finds you when you’re not looking” is actually so real cuz I literally went into this year fully embracing in living the single life to the fullest So why did I lowkey get a little flutter when a hookup from 3 years ago + across the ocean ‘jokingly’ said he’d make me his bf if I was there- 😵‍💫

Who wants to listen to my podcast 🥸

How did I end up potentially doing the work of 3 separate roles 🧍‍♂️ Gathering/refining requirements is the Business Analyst’s role, developing is *meant* to be my sole duty, and testing the Quality Assurance’s job - but looks like I’m gonna be doing all 🫠 i love providing value for shareholders :)

I’ve been liking reels with absolute zero care that I’ll be on full display when it gets forced on my friends’ reels And then it dawned on me that my sisters also follow me on insta 🧍‍♂️

I am in a corporate hell of my own accepting cuz why am I finding out they don’t use a centralised platform for requirements… It’s all loose email trails tracing back to people who no longer work here, leaving only vague bullet points that no one currently working knows the inner details of 🧍‍♂️

Potentially dropping just over half a grand for a tattoo 🫣🔜

First day back in the office and immediately had the enjoyment of having someone get in the lift for just one fucking floor 😐 I need the buttons to disable for one floor trips 😑

I seriously hate Grok and Elon. If more people move over here, I’ll just go ahead and shut down my account over there — because clearly I needed one more reason to lose faith in humanity. Every time I load that place, I can feel my soul filing a complaint with HR.

Why are tender juicy hotdogs individually wrapped in plastic 😭 having to circumcise each one individually-

Trying to find songs to add to my notes and realising how DEEP in the trenches I was with my recently added 😭

3 days into 2026 and there’s already a full out US coup on Venezuela 🫠 Maybe 2027 will be better 😭

I think I milked “The X of a Showgirl” enough times on my insta story lmao

Oh hello? New year new credit limit increase? Time to go gambling (pulling LADS cards) 😻

Here’s to all the memories, who made me into the person I am, into 2026 Hoping new memories will be made to make a better person 🫶 music.apple.com/gb/album/new...

HAPPY NEW YEAR OOMFS (Kinda late but I’m drunk so let me be)

My entire twt tl is freaking out over biker Sylus and I don’t blame them-

I’m gonna need to lock the fuck back in after new years 😭

“Can I park here in front of those cars?” Uhhh I wouldn’t it’s a pretty narrow but busy road *parks there anywhere* are you fucking fr why did you even bother asking then

What is it with parents constantly trying to give you more shit when you’re already packed to the brim No I do not want a sudden whole fuck ass bag of rice without any warning when I have no bloody arms spare or were you expecting me to just use telekinesis to move it I don’t even eat rice anymore

Taken out so bad I don’t remember my own phone being passed around to take group selfies at nearly 5am 😭