Goat. Very tired goat.

[ 🐐 - Hey chat. Me again. Low muse and burnout on my other accounts, so expect maybe a few posts here. Occasionally. Taking a break. ] [ Greet the goat as you will. ]

"...You're one o' them damn angels, no?" "Shouldn't you be like. Slaughtering more of my people? The hell d'ya think 'yer doin."

leaning against the back of his couch. lettin' errthang hang out.

stretch.

[ 🐐 - GIVE ME FURY BOWSETTE OR GIVE ME DEATH ]

oh hey. isn't that..?

you ever just.. [ LAMENT, MOURN, AND DESPAIR! ]

limbus company and some good smokes. fuck, that'd be one hell of a night. it could only get better.

smoking a fat blunt. fuuuuck, he needed this. no clothes, n' some good weed.

"NNRRRAAHH-" tossing a chair halfway across his room. "I've never been this fucking angry in my life holy shit." "Someone help me calm down. Please."

-45 SP. he got shitstomped in rivals by a team that wasn't even good, but his own team had no semblance of cohesion. he needs to get his anger out. fast.

tempting. very very tempting. he might just pay 'em a visit, since it's cold and some cuddles do sound nice. nothing for the goat to throw a fit about, at least.

"Maybe I'll start giving myself hooves more often.. just so you can hear that sound a lot more. I don't mind em.. just gotta get used to walking with them if I give myself paws or sum' else." "I can change my form to do whatever I want. After all, people see Hell differently." "It's pretty neat."

"Neither will your legs." Flopping down on the couch, squirming a bit to get comfy. "Usually I don't give away parts of my true form, but.." "Felt like having hooves. Just something different, y'know?"

clop clip.. hooves hitting the floor as he comes back with a box of fruit snacks. "'Ere. Brought the whole damn box."

course you're cravin' somethin' fruity. snoooort. i got some fruit snacks in my pantry. i'll go get em..

what do you take me for, a lame-o? course snacks can be involved. duhhh.

what if we cruncyroll n' chilled. and watched uh.. iunno, blue lock or sum'.

Starter Call ♡ for a TL starter (media may be included). ↻ for it to be lewd (selectively). Do both to plot in DMs.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᅠ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🐾 “𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚕𝚒 𝚄𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎!!!!” 🤎 ᅠ⠀

someone PLEASE hold my horns while you ride me like a train.

[ 🐐 - I see you, Fume.. I don't bite. :3 ]

yaaawnnnn.. bored. harder than a brick.

peeking over her shoulder. invested in the gameplay.

I never had a chance to talk to that Koopa royalty. ..maybe she'd fuck wit' the skullhead.

nnghrh. needy as hell. not fun.

big needy goat-man. with big buff chest pillows.

he's laying on his side, in bed.. but he can't quite sleep. he's.. got a bit of a 'problem'. a big, throbbing one.

slow day.. nothing to do.

The Dungeon is in a loving mood so here's something different for this salacious Sunday... A Seductive Sunday for each of you! Just like, retweet, and drop a fine picture of your muse to see what monster ends up trying to woo them into their bed, or den, or wherever they lay! #SeductiveSunday

GULP. trembling in his hooves.

morning wood. groaaan. he's still tired. someone needs some help..

..gulp. now I'm scared.

what the fuck is the suckening.

oh noooo, i'm so afraid. said nobody ever.

sigghhh. #SeductiveSunday .. fine. [ FWOMP ] how's that for seductive?

sprawled on his couch, absolutely devouring some domino's pizza. still naked. "Want a slice?"

outis from limbus company makes me feel things ..why? iunno.

WAHHHHHHH

I STILL COULDN'T HELP IT EVEN IF I TRIED!

I CAN'T HELP IT!

i'm not a robot fucker, i swear.