See? It’s easy when you just… *click* Oh crap What? I don’t know where the keys are…

Staring into the abyss with eyes that cannot see, who’s to say what stares back at you.

Why is it called a water feature when I don’t see any water? Because you have to go out and give it some water every now and then, kind of like a Tamagotchi. Ohh… ok. Is it supposed to make that moaning sound though? I kind of like it, it lets you know that it’s still working.

*BEEP* … *BEEP* … *BEEP*…

Creating drones can require a lot of fine tuning and adjustments. Customized drones even more so. Here a Controller Unit is making the final adjustments on the permanent installation of a custom drone’s throat sleeve.

I just had to share the most random thing I've come across lately: Flatulence Relief Pads but I think Fart Baffles or Anal Silencers are better names. Apparently one crams these up their bum as a fart silencer and magic deodorizer. I have serious doubts, especially since tape is involved? 😝

When asked at the last minute if he wanted to volunteer for a demo at the bar, he neglected to discuss when the demo would actually end. He had been there so long that even the patrons had lost interest in his predicament.

When chewing gum used to be the only thing to worry about being stuck under a table

“I pulled you over for attempting to use a dummy in the HOV lane.” “I can understand the confusion officer, but could you please not call him a dummy?” “What’re..? Wait, you again?” “If anything, he’s my HOV mummy.” “Do you just…” *sighs* “Y’all have a nice night.”

After just a few days of gestating in its cocoon, the gimp sheds its outer skin and emerges as a fully functioning drone.

So I pulled you over for driving in the HOV lane with a mannequin. Um, did it just moan? Yes officer I… *sigh* Hey you in the passenger seat, everything OK? Ngk hmnk I should ask: Anyone in the trunk I should know about? Nope Our prisoner restraints got nothing on you guys. Have a nice day

How are you finding the accommodations Mr Herrlich? Is there anything else we can address for you? Mgk gnlh phkfng Did you say ‘tighter & more suction’? No worries, here we go, and let’s turn down some of that airflow while we’re at it, all that air buffeting can be quite annoying I know.

Did you know that AAA expanded their services? Now they’ll tow your broke ass gimp wherever it needs to go.

Whenever he came home to find Sir Daddy waiting for him in his formal leathers, he knew shit was about to get real. The thing was, it almost didn’t matter if it was because he did something wrong or if it was for happy fun times.

Laying utterly blissfully under a tree with a summer breeze gently blowing, he knew he was no Isaac Newton, but still, he felt he was onto something big.

The neighbors always wondered why Gary had a screen up next to his house from which strange and sometimes unsettling noises would occasionally be heard…

“OK, big smile for your portrait. Um, are you smiling?” Rich’s new clientele made him a little unsure about his expansion into the kink community. They just weren’t quite like the family and pet photos he was accustomed to.

Oh... I guess it's Rapture Day today. Again.

All you have to do is keep the candles upright to prevent dripping. After the dinner party, the one of you with the least amount of wax on the floor gets rewarded. For the other, well… Let’s just say that standing motionless for a few hours will have been the easy part of your night.

On the next episode of Pimp My Dungeon; The Chaise Lounge Cage

Adult onsies

Wow, I love this bar. That dummy hanging up there looks so real. It makes me not mind standing in line so long for a drink. Actually, that’s one of the bartenders. He got caught stealing, which is why they’re a little understaffed at the moment.

Having multiple boys can present all sorts of opportunities for challenges and suffering: “Alright boys. The first one to give up, stays up for the whole weekend.”

Sitting in the waiting room he kept wondering why everyone was crowding together on the other side. There was plenty of room where he was at…

Mmm nope, I can still hear you. A couple more pumps ought to do it.

I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I think drone deliveries are a great idea.

Brad watched as his buddy Jake was stripped and bound to the table by the three rubber drones. Jake was resisting but the drugs were also forcing him to become excited. Brad didn’t have that excuse though and he didn’t understand why his own dick was so hard knowing that his conversion would be next

*Sigh* Once more from the top… 5, 6, 7, 8 and <Bzzt> “Nngkk” “No no no… you grunt on the down beat. One more time…”

Let’s be serious for a moment… (1/12) Sexy Serious

“In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life… which nature cannot repair.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Expecting only a short stay in order to recover his wits, it slowly became apparent that choosing a mental health facility with attractive “staff” advertising bespoke therapies on social media wasn’t his best idea.

He *knew* that one day all those basket weaving classes would pay off… A

Krrms! Hrm? Mm hkd: Krrms! M nkg mbrmsnd mm… Rrr…. Try as they might, to live their best lives at home in total rubber enclosure, they had to admit to certain challenges. Conversation was one of the first things to suffer and drinking wine through tubes took some getting used to.

Sir’s only problem with owning a slave AND an object is that the slave often took instructions too seriously when told to put all the toys away. Admittedly though, sometimes it took days before Sir even noticed that his object was missing.

I envy people with houses, but for slightly different reasons than most…

If grooms threw a bouquet as well…

Long before I ever had an inkling that I was kinky, the 1978 movie Coma piqued an interest and desire in me that has never been realized. Now I live vicariously through other people’s exploits. :-P

Since it was never allowed out of the house, it had to exercise on a treadmill in the basement. Simple enough really… just take a walk. A walk where it wasn’t allowed to stop, it would randomly be zapped and its air would randomly be reduced or replaced. Nothing unusual there at all…

When park rangers get bored, the new guys get hazed.

Here’s where we age each gimp before they’re ready to be sold. Their minds need to ferment and break down into pliable mush which makes them sweeter to use.

With apologies to Fetics... I couldn't help myself. It's the Gimp Infinite Improbability Drive

While HR had some reservations about their choice of guidance counselor they had to admit that the company retreat seemed to be going well, especially the team building exercises.

Sometimes Tim's inventiveness went well, other times not so much "Honey? Are you home yet? Hello? I’m need a little help…"

At first he thought his Air BnB host was pulling a fast one on him, then he learned that yes, he was pulling a fast one on him, just not the way he thought. “Don’t worry, I logged into your phone and gave myself 5 stars. I saw the rest of your itinerary too, sorry that you’ll be missing it.”

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After most men became infertile, black markets for healthy semen developed all over the world. Thanks to concerted efforts to increase production, a man could produce almost a gallon before his mind shut down completely. Luckily for them, that led to another lucrative black market being for drones.

So what brings you into the office today? Mnk! Hph mmgnk! Oh I see, sounds like you’re experiencing some anxiety? Nng! Gmk hmm gkt! That’s understandable. Let’s try the obvious & get you some downtime. I’ll inform your workplace that you need a couple weeks for a mental health break. Nnngk!

Mr Bond, you have this much air to breathe so I suggest you tell me your plans. Heee… hehe, *giggle* *snork* Oddjob! How much of the gas did you mix in with his air? Air? Mix in? It’s all gas. *Sigh* Why can’t I get good henchmen nowadays?

This. I need this level of therapy after the last couple of weeks I've been having at work. Recovery time should be commensurate with preceding time spent suffering. So... vacation. WHY is there not an actual bondage oriented vacation resort? I think photo credit: ‪@londonropetop.bsky.social‬

As the hours passed, he began to regret his role play idea of Captured Alien Interrogation. Little did he know that his interrogator really liked to make his subjects wait until they were desperate to talk.