It's that time of year again (like almost every day) when it's necessary to remind people of why gay pride exists at all. This graphic isn't my work but I would LOVE to see it in the comments of every bigot who mouths off with their ignorant, hateful bile no one ever asked to hear in the first place

Treasure Maps: When burying his boy, Jake had of course left the ends of the gas mask hoses out so his boy could breathe. His mistake was in assuming the ends of the hoses would be easy to find later when it was time to dig him up. “He was right here, or was it by the next dune?”

They just didn’t have the heart to explain to the desk clerk how Ted and his four “friends” were going to share one room.

It was a nice idea to add some art to his office, but he just couldn’t get any work done…

My tea kettle turned into a black hole one night when it caught the light just right.

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When he was asked to check out Rick's new cologne, he didn't know that it would turn into a *whole thing*...

“Who’s got your nose? That’s right, I do, again.” He both loved and hated his master’s twisted sense of humor.

A good master always knows how to keep his boys on their toes.

Upon master’s inspection, he and his tongue learned the hard way, what it meant when he missed a spot.

Is that floor model for sale? Hm? Oh, that’s just a cust… Actually, let’s step over here so we can talk.

So I went straight to HR and complained about Kevin and you know what Chad said? What’d you say? What? No, what did you just say now? What did Hue say? Who’s Hue? The guards for the drones had to admit there were some drawbacks to the rules that said even on breaks, they had to stay in gear.

Their dom was inexperienced and as his train left without them, he learned that even on a subway, the proper boarding order can make a huge impact on one’s traveling experience. What was even worse was that he was on the last train of the night.

Little did he know he was shopping at an extremely exclusive sex shop. “Alright, let’s have a look in the mirror and see how everything fits.” Nngk rpgh mmk “Excellent. We’ll get you packed and shipped right away.” Hngk?! Npgn mmpk hmph!

“I found the leak…”

Tim’s nature walk suddenly got more interesting: You’re on my land This is a national park Crap, you’re not Kevin? No… Oh jeez I’m so sorry, I was supposed to meet Kevin here at 2:30 for… a thing? You’re early my friend, it’s only 2:15 I’m so embarrassed If I hide in the bushes, can I watch?

A little Sunday fun day, very much needed.

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Since he didn't know when to quit with his antics when camping, his buddies decided to move him away from their campsite for the night so they could have some peace. It seemed that his ploy for attention worked a little too well.

As he struggled to breathe because of the tight belts immobilizing him to the chair, he wondered how just tagging along with his buddy one day could have led to his current situation. And what exactly did they mean by ‘passing him around’ anyway?

The problems with sharing a room for an event. “Umm, where did everybody go?”

Few people know that Vogue once tried expanding into other areas of fashion, including attempting to bring some style into policing with the singular release of Vogue: Police Edition.

For my next trick, I’ll pull this blanket out from underneath our audience volunteer without anyone seeing it… him, move. Then as a final act, we’ll watch it… *him* disappear into the vanishing box… erm, cabinet. *ahem* Where and when will he reappear? No one knows! Audience: Oooh

Once he could no longer pay his portion of the rent, a new arrangement was made. Now he would have to earn his keeping.

The mortuary was admittedly surprised when they were able to resell an unused custom designed coffin that was never claimed.

The only real problem with compact cars can be the lack of usable cargo space. Especially for those occasional finds when “thrift shopping”.

What you gon' do with all that junk All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get-get-get-get you drunk Get you love drunk off my hump

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"…and that one looks like a master, tying up his slave, and then putting him in a cage until he turns into a gimp." Wow, is he OK? There aren’t any clouds in the sky. I dunno. Do poppers go bad like that? I’ve got time, let’s find out. Gimme that bottle.

The zipper seemed too tight, then the pull tab broke. When the attached gas mask suddenly filled with gas he knew he had been duped but it was too late. With just his second breath he felt his brain becoming as smooth as his rubber and he regretted mouthing off to his superior at work.

Cop: So what had you going so fast? mmph mrnk ngmf Cop: Alright, I need you to get off the bike His impulse to go riding with too many rubber cock rings & a butt plug that was too large had him racing home to take it all off. The gag underneath his locked on hood was going to be a problem.

It wasn’t until he was put in the ring that he realized what he had agreed to. “Mrmk?! Mm mph! Ngk mmrmpk!”

The gimp transformation process has to be handled with adequate safety measures as the handler can be accidentally exposed and become a gimp themselves.

Because you know I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass

Ok boys, remember where we parked…

“I’m going to be my best self today!”

Oh it looks like the neighbor’s pet got out again. How do you know? A retrieval team is outside. Oh let’s go see, I love watching them work!

After hearing that everyone at the party was guaranteed at least one orgasm, he happily volunteered to be the gagged mummy they were seeking. It wasn’t until after his first orgasm that he learned he understood it wrong and that everyone was guaranteed to get one orgasm out of *him*...

Danny always liked a captive audience. “If you think my percussion skills are good, wait until you hear the horn section!”

Ted thought his husband finally found a new hobby with gardening which had him bouncing around and teasing Ted about a surprise. He wasn't allowed to go into the backyard until it was all ready and he was promised that it would finally give Ted a reason to spend more time outdoors.

After The Incident, he wrote a letter to the manufacturer suggesting that their new Erectile Dysfunction medication needed a warning about "explosive outcomes".

How is this supposed to help my erectile dysfunction again? Well if it’s not helping yours, it sure is helping mine.

The bondage variant of the game continued until there was only one player left who could move. Then the real games began.

They have the keys to my chastity belt!

“Oh I’m sure we’ve got something in your size. Let’s check in the storeroom…”

Why don’t you come sit over here and we’ll talk about your community service to avoid that speeding ticket…

That radioactive spider bite actually changed a lot about his anatomy. It was never actually “webbing”…

Huh… where did I leave my roll of tape? I just had it, now I have to go out to the garage to find some more.