I was at the eye doctor and she raised her hand to have me look a certain way AND I FUCKING HIGH FIVED HER

The time traveling whiplash my brain just tried to process.

"So much bush you could classify it as horticulture"

What is life, if not seeing how far you can turn pinky toes into flesh sacks of bone brittle (ow ow ow)

Straight varient term for twink just dropped: slender tender

Using my 30s to resurface my jawline.

Im haunted by what could be but I simply cannot

I showed my husband that I added Lady Dimitrescu to my tomodachi life game and he said "I wondered if she would get added" which surprised me so I asked why are he said "bc youve been adding a lot of large women, and i knew there was one very large woman you hadn't added yet"

i am a simple creature.

Truly everything 2009 Avatar does is just done better either between Atlantis the Lost Empire or Ferngully.

Literally everyone assigned to this project went to bed and left the baby to do all the work. No wonder it'll take till tomorrow.

just me and the bros at the spa 😎🤙

I dreamed of Ditto-land. The Pokopia chokehold is strong.

Getting real tired of complimenting a fit and getting "Thanks its Shein!"

The plumbob casts a perfect square

I wasnt supposed to find this floor

she's a big boy now

I cannot in good social conscious post pics of this trip bc its well beyond my financial capabilities and I'm losing my mind over it. But, anyways, who is s h e

Starting not only my first international trip, but also traveling solo which I havent done for a looooooong time. 😖

Finished JL Crisis on infinite earths pt3 last night and it truly rewarded me as a person who has made an attempt to watch too much animated dc series. Absolved all flaws I thought the newest continuity had in my biased "holy shit a batman beyond reference" opinion.

I GET SO EXCITED FOR SNOW!

be not afraid

I was today years old when I learned sometimes sphinx come with titty

$18,674 raised for @childsplaycharity.bsky.social! What an amazing year! Thank you so much for watching. Thank you so much for donating! We'll be back next year with more antics. See you on the next mission!

Had/Having a fun MAGfest

has anyone done content of drinking games but its hotsauce?

Paying medical expenses with an HSA card feels like getting to use a gift card even though its still your own money.

My fear is i try too hard to be earnestly polite where it over reaches into sounding like Karen and no amount of clenching or unclenching alleviates this fear.

sanda is just like... why is santa in tim burton's high school lesbian future dystopia story - and I feel like putting it that was is more a disservice but im left still processing how simultaneously weird and good this anime is

depressed hoes living rent free in my head, making pound cakes (bc im always a sucker for superhero shit)

happy halloweenie this is my take for a rainbow in the dark and I'm doing okie dokie thanks for asking.

cowards give me toadscruel in za

Listen I havent beaten ZA but Corbeau comes on STRONG literally you can't just hand a lady gunk shot and think it's subtle.

Literally pre-ordering pokemon z-a with conf at 11:59pm before release just bc i do want that stupid mega gardevoir damnit

😭💕🐊

I don't need apps to tell me when I hyperfixate this feels rude 😭

ohmygod I've decided to play persona 5 royal and oh noooooooooooo precious weird little child 😭

Very excited for the Karamatsu and Ichimatsu dakimakuras my husband has gifted me.

🌈Join us in downtown Greensboro for Pride! We are right in front of Melrose on Church Street!

Never played hollow knight & not gonna play silk song, but I am so team Team Cherry in their Indie success it makes me want to play only indie games and just dump all major corpo games.

Cozy games dont all need to be farming sims - I am in fact deeply tired of the farming sims as they begin to encroach on my non-farming sim cozy games

Dont push sequin pants through a dryer. Maybe that's obvious, but I'm not idiot proof.

my enthusiasm watching deltarune theory videos bc I only gotta wait like a year and a half max for the next chapter (it's not a 0 value)

Bringing this here just to make sure its (self-imposed) legacy continues elsewhere.

Part of growing up may involve being the one to yell at your parent for inviting their friend in less than a week of reconnecting since 45 years ago to FLY over and visit after VERY forward flirting

There is a sadness in returning to the town you grew up in and having to get a hotel room.

where the heckie is season 2 dorohedoro - dandadan s2 already abt to drop in july 😭 (Again, all starting w D - what's happening)

Successfully beat Deltarune in time to Date Everything tomorrow, and then roll on the ground impatiently until Dispatch finally reveals WHEN in 2025 I can play it (side note, apparently it's the year of video games starting w D) solid demo