During Black History Month, a couple of lessons are devoted to understanding the caucazoid male— how his feelings of inadequacy and inferiority have been so destructive throughout the ages.

During Black History Month, whitebois get a taste of the future by being assigned an Overseer who monitors their behavior throughout the day.

Whitebois learn their place during Black History Month

The former white CEO learns that he will spend the rest of his career pushing a broom and scrubbing floors.

Every so often, Cracker Control rounds up all the unowned cauc males in town before they start causing trouble.

At the end of their orientation, new employees are introduced to “Jim,” the office honky. Jim’s nub is uncaged so they can see how excited he is at the thought of serving them.

Travis takes pride in being the office shoe shine boy. When polishing a CEO’s shoe with his pink tongue, he sometimes glimpses his reflection and wonders what his father would think of this wonderful new world.

Within a week of his company’s hostile takeover, Seth went from being on the CEO shortlist to picking cotton naked under the blazing sun on a distant plantation. His current Overseer reports he is delivering maximum productivity.

In the BNWO the entire world is under new management and the only qualifications an office honky needs is fuckability.

Life after business school wasn’t exactly what Riley thought it would be. But he was glad he found employment in a pet-friendly office.

CEOs in the BNWO feel they honor their ancestors by wringing every drop of productivity out of the white devil.

An office honky learns on day one to never look any Black executive in eye unless commanded to.

Every CEO in the BNWO has his own personal caucazoid to attend to his needs so that he can focus on the task of running the world.

Being a pet-friendly office in the BNWO means that a whiteboy can be used as a company mascot. It amuses the new management that this happy pup is the son of one of the former white CEOs.

In the BNWO, an office honky gives male employees sexual release during break time so they can focus on their important and demanding work.

All office honkys are required to have their genitals locked in with a tamper-proof chastity device. These smart devices respond to being fiddled with by delivering an effective electric shock to a cauc’s sensitive gonads. Black Owned Businesses truly have their white ‘employees’ by the balls.

Often companies keep their office honkys confined to the mailroom and executive restroom, especially if they have clients who believe that there is no such thing as a ‘good whiteboy’.

Office honkys are often given meds that give them an OCD mania for sweeping and cleaning. At night in their lockups, they sleep clinging to their brooms and mops.

Usually grey-haired crackers work in landfills or toxic waste sites, but Mr. Whiteman here is spending his golden years scrubbing and mopping the floors of the company he used to run. I guess it amuses the new management.

Riley was fortunate to find a postion as a corporate fetch-n-step in the BNWO, the rest of his white classmates in business school ended up picking cotton on plantations.

It’s easy to overload an office honky with conflicting orders, especially in large companies which operate several “Jims.” It’s especially hard on the caucazoind mind when some employees won’t give them permission to speak, and others demand immediate responses to questions.

In the BNWO, office workers love to gather around the water cooler and discuss popular tv shows - the current fave is a fiendishly clever Squid Game-like show where whiteboys scramble and compete to save their nutsacks.

Cutbacks in this quarter’s budget mean the company has to eliminate unnecessary expenses like the office honky. Unfortunately, used office equipment doesn’t have much resale value

It looks like some prankster has removed the office honky’s chastity cage and the confused cauc is so stimulated by the attention he’s getting that he hasn’t noticed he’s popped a boner as he wanders around the office. Don’t worry, HR is aware of the matter and has called Security.

Another week begins for an office honky. He’s spent the weekend locked securely in a utility closet, counting the minutes to Monday morning when he can start serving his corporate Masters.

“Where do you see yourself in five years?” That must be a trick question because to exist in the BNWO a whiteboi has to live in the here and now, never thinking about the past, and never thinking about a future. Everyday is a gift that he’s so grateful for.

For some reason, every office honky is named “Jim”. This Jim’s main responsibility is to give his boss sexual release so he can focus on the job of running a giant multinational corporation.

In the BNWO, an annual performance review determines an office honky’s monetary value instead of his salary. He is just a company ASSet after all.

Even in the BNWO, nepotism still exists - all of the office honkies who work in the mailroom and executive men’s room are the sons of the former white board members.

An office honky hopes that if he pleases his Boss, he’ll get promoted from the mailroom to the Executive Restroom, where he’ll happily serve as a urinal and asshole cleaner.

January is the time when new office policies are implemented. This year, every white male employee gets assigned to a Trainer or Handler instead of a Manager.

In the BNWO, white male actors will desperately take on any role they can, mostly playing fools, sidekicks, and villains. There will be few, if any, speaking parts. Brian here, despite having graduated from Juilliard, only ever gets to say “Quack, quack!”, happily at his Master’s feet.

Colton’s father always told him, “Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

In the BNWO, the Black Man will have whitey dancing like a puppet on a string. Literally.

I feel that 2026 be the year that the white man’s sons turn on him.

The Black Man is the Light of the World.

A Black man lights a special candle while he vows to his ancestors that he will remain vigilant and never let the white devil run amok in the world again.

Banished to their cold, dark lock-ups, white male slaves listen to the happy sounds of their Master’s family celebrating Kwanzaa. They pray that they will still have a place in His world in the coming new year.

While he is being used as his Master’s Kwanzaa kinara holder, a white male tries not to remember his old life with his wife and sons during the holidays before his world collapsed like a house of cards.

Impaled by a Kwanzaa Kinara, a white male a grateful to be of use in the BNWO.

It’s an honor for a white male slave to be used as a Kwanzaa Kinara holder. It’s almost impossible for him not to scream when he feels the melting wax burn his pale skin. It’s a reminder of the pain the white male has inflicted on the world.

For the white ‘man’, Kwanzaa, the celebration of the Black family, is a time to reflect on his insignificance in the universe. Unless he is commanded to serve, the white male is confined to his lock-up, where he stays invisible and silent, listening to the joyous sounds of his Master’s family.

Since white Santa has been ‘retired’ and banished to the doghouse, he’s desperate to show an old dog can be taught some new tricks.

Every whiteboy remembers seeing their fathers happily debasing themselves before Black Santa.

From his place on the shelf, Snowflake the Xmas Cracker spies on whitebois and reports to Santa if they have been naughty.

Serving as a department store Santa’s elf is a plum gig for a white male in the BNWO.

I think a whiteboi mounted on the wall like a Big Mouth Billy Bass would make a wonderful novelty Xmas gift. At the press of a button, he’d say honky nonsense like “All Lives Matter”. And with just another press he’d shut the fuck up.

Black Santa gifted the world Silent Night— when at the stroke of midnight, white men all over the world magically lost the power of speech and became dumb animals.

Casper and Marshmallow hope their white fathers see how much pride they take in polishing Black Santa’s boots with their pink little reindeer tongues.

Every whiteboi dreams of being one of Black Santa’s reindeer slaves, pulling his sleigh filled with Kwanzaa presents, pushed to their limits by the sting of His whip on their white asses.