Africa is the only place where the white male obeys Natural Law. It is said that the most fearsome cauc trainers come from Haiti, where they turn the white man’s fears and superstitions against himself.

While “hanging out" in the village market, Justin got a whole new perspective on life. He realized that the white man’s world had gone topsy-turvy forever. He hoped his new Black owner would set things right.

Lately, many African towns and cities have declared themselves “caucazoid free” and have banished all their white male slaves to far-off plantations and mines where they’ll toil invisibly for the rest of their lives.

Kevin and Kelsey discovered that Black Magic was very real after they disrespected a Voodoo priest while venturing outside their all-inclusive Caribbean resort. Their girlfriends, tired of their shenanigans, sold them to one of the locals and flew back to the States by themselves.

Gerhard never returned to his family in Düsseldorf — he happily spent the rest of his life as his African Master’s white monkey.

Foolish Walter wandered into the caucazoid-free zone of an African town.

African slave owners take the concept of caucazoid blind obedience literally. Shawn quickly learned how to recognize and follow the sound of his Master’s footsteps.

Shane sent his father pics of all the amazing things he and his “boyfriend,” Lamar, saw on their journey of discovery through Africa- where every relationship is a Black led relationship.

Elliot was chomping at the bit to pull his Black Master’s rickshaw though the streets of an African city

These white turkeys are thankful that they have a place in the BNWO. They are hoping that if they put on a good show by shaking their tail feathers, they’ll get pardoned and make it to Kwanzaa.

Elliot received a permanent souvenir of his stay in Africa - an iron collar that was the exact same type his wicked ancestors used centuries earlier.

Enrollment in African obedience schools has skyrocketed in the past couple of years as Caucasian males search for meaning in their aimless lives. Unlike how in the sixties young Westerners went to ashrams in India, this is a lifetime one-way journey.

Timothy was so eager to begin his new life in Africa that he neglected to say farewell to his dear old dad, who never heard from his son ever again.

Richard gets extra-excited whenever he spots one of his former students in the crowd watching the Juneteenth Parade of Crackers. He’s eager to show how happy he is with his new life in the BNWO.

Hakeem and Seamus quickly learned In Africa a whiteboi must always walk behind a Black Man, and must never speak without permission.

A white dog loves having his picture taken because he wants to show the whole world how happy he is with his new life. Pleasing his African Master is the greatest joy he has ever felt, and he has forgotten all about the wife and family he abandoned back in America.

Many Africans find that it is often cheaper to buy a caucazoid porter than it is to rent a donkey for a long journey.

Zack learned to accept the fact that he would always play second fiddle to his African Master’s beloved pet baboon.

Cameron couldn’t believe his eyes on his journey through Africa. The wonders he saw made him feel small, powerless, impotent, and white. It got to the point where he cried tears of shame when he saw his pale reflection in a mirror staring back at him.

Dear Father, Today I went to an African spa where I got a special mud bath reserved exclusively for guests of European decent. Cousins Orville and Wilbur would love it here. Your son, Kyle. P.S. Please send money.

While Tariq rode the train in business class with Africans, his pale traveling companion, Rufus, had to ride in a livestock car filled with pigs, goats, and chickens. Tariq was glad for the separation because he was beginning to find Rufus desperate and clingy.

Allan quickly discovered that in Africa even the tiniest pink penis needs to be locked in state-approved, tamper-proof chastity device.

Two Americans, Malik and Tyler discover their true selves while backpacking through Africa.

Jamal learned about his noble ancestory and Ryan learned that whitebois make good pack animals during their travels through Africa.

While traveling through Africa, Malik found it cheaper to rent a European porter then it was to rent a car.

Having being raised in the squalid slums of America, Billy was shocked by the clean, modern cities of Africa.

It’s safe for a whiteboi to be in Africa, as long as he accompanies a Black Master who ensures he follows the local customs.

In African markets there’s often a vendor that sells unfuckable old caucs — they’re used to perform dangerous and dirty tasks.

Charles waited anxiously at the airport arrivals gate for his Nigerian Prince to pick him up. As ordered he had disposed of his clothes and sealed his pale face in the hood the immigration officer provided. His new life was about to begin.

As soon as they arrived on the continent, Shane and Aidan tossed away their clothes as the local custom required for white males and set about searching for their African Masters.

For the sons of the white man, a pilgrimage abroad to find an African Master is the first step in paying for the sins of their evil ancestors.

Professor Whiteman never returned from his sabbatical abroad. He found true meaning in life serving a young African Master. No one at the university missed him.

On an African beach, Dillon from North Carolina pays for his evil ancestor’s participation in the Atlantic Slave Trade.

François and his Master await the arrival of the classmates and cousins he’s convinced to make the life-changing journey from Europe to Africa. He hopes his Master is pleased with them.

After draining Wilbur’s bank accounts, his African Master sold his pale ass to a pig farm in the countryside.

The Headless Honky and pals.

Imagine what Halloween will be like in the BNWO.

In Africa, another white ‘man’ realizes how small and powerless he truly is. He will never see himself as a person ever again.

In Africa, the white male is not enslaved; he is a slave.

A middle-aged businessman from Europe is taught how to dance on a trip to Africa. For the rest of his life, he will hear his Black Master’s drum when he tries to sleep.

Axel’s son’s last image of him was this postcard mailed from Africa shortly after he disappeared.

Oskar and Kristian’s fathers wanted them to return to Denmark to continue their studies in med school. Instead, they spent the rest of their lives as dancing monkeys for their African Master.

Jean-Yves was bought and sold several times within his first few months in Africa. Currently he is the property of a sugar cane plantation where he labors every day under the equatorial sun.

Caucazoid males from all over the world are abandoning their families and rejecting white nonsense to find meaningful lives in Africa.

An experienced African cauc trainer can break any Australian businessman, drain his bank accounts, and have him performing tricks within 24 hrs.

Björn suddenly realized that his penis would soon be dangling like a lucky rabbit’s foot from the key chain of a wealthy African Mercedes owner.

Suddenly, Hank realized that the monkey exhibit in the zoo was his new and permanent home in Africa.

The streets of African cities are filled with the sons of the white man looking for their Black Master.

Heinrich’s fiancée in Baden-Baden never heard from him again after he left on his mysterious ‘business’ trip to Africa.

Jesper never returned to his college in Sweden after he got collared by his African Master.