I sincerely believe this is a top 10 all-time SNL bit. The way it doesn’t rush the jokes, the way everyone keeps it together, and Farrell of course brings it all together. But it’s so good youtu.be/5HxwkZGzqS4?...

Bro got arrested, fined, and banned for life all for this photo of him and Wemby and honestly it’s so perfect. He’s barely in it. The cut off right at the neck. The fact that “Self.” is written on the jersey. Truly this is the highest art

It’s so funny when homophobes accidentally post shit that gay people are going to absolutely fucking love

Happy Pride folks

John Adams is a fascinating part of our history but when you really think it’s kind of astonishing we got an R-rated HBO miniseries about him before Teddy Roosevelt

In some winded tweet today Matt Walsh pitched an R-Rated Daniel Boone miniseries and it gives me no pleasure to say that it’s a pretty sweet idea

I know it’s been said 1000 times in different ways but this dude is just not real. He’s a cheat code. He’s an alien. He was made in a lab

We’re gonna let Lucy yank the football away again in Texas? We’re gonna do that again? Come on

Went to the Scottish games and the organizers deliberately kept the Clan Donald tent literally as far from the Clan Campbell tent because some bad blood never ever goes away (confirmed and registered MacDonald on my mom’s side, so it’s on sight with a Campbell) youtu.be/xiRWXp2x4DI?...

Re-watching 30 Rock again and the thing I can’t get over is how insanely joke-dense the show is. Watch closely, nearly every line ends in a punchline which is just insane writing and you can watch every episode 5 times and STILL catch one you never noticed before

Watching a bunch of dorks get mad about Elliot Page playing Achilles is so funny because you can tell all they ever did was see the movie Troy. In The Odyssey Achilles is literally dead, hopeless, and half mad with despair in the literal underworld. Nobody reads books anymore

Wow that’s crazy I wonder if the “evangelical leaders” have anything in their scriptures about how to handle this specific scenario

I’m definitely getting a fucking PPP loan this time I’ll tell you that

Every year there’s a Met Gala and every year I find out about it against my will

Sydney Sweeney is such a talented actress that I genuinely find Cassie so utterly annoying and unlikable that it’s genuinely made Season 3 of Euphoria hard to watch

“I identify strongly with a notoriously racist murdering psychopath” is a wild thing to just…say

No it wasn’t a false flag don’t be a moron

unrelenting

Not for nothing but this seems like a good time to remember that the WHCD has always been a weird event that we could just…stop having

What a time for your FBI Director to be a notorious drunk who sucks at his job

Science is awesome because somewhere there is a person who spent 20 years in school to and one day they came home and told their partner that they were giving cocaine to fish

No one gets more excited to get good at doing hair than a girl dad. Can confirm.

This is genuinely good news and I’m happy for him but it’s also proof that these awards have neglected performers like this for years and it may finally be coming to an end - submitted by someone who unironically believes Andy Serkis should have at least one Oscar to his name

If you really want to test your relationship with someone show them a tv show or movie that you haven’t seen in a long time but remember fondly only to watch it and realize as you’re watching it that it’s horrible

Genuinely didn’t realize there were 5 “monsterverse” Godzilla/Kong movies made in the last 12 years and as I work my way through them I’ve decided it’s the best something-verse series ever. Each of these movies is a masterpiece

Man I’m not even kidding. You know that “everyone is 12 now” bit we all saw? Seriously considering replacing it as my worldview with “everything is 30 Rock now”

Is everything just a 30 Rock joke now because what kind of name is that

It’s never taken me more than 30 seconds to get my prescriptions at the counter but somehow I’m always behind someone that takes 10 minutes

Donald Trump is such a miserable shitstain that he has me out here rooting for the Catholic Church and the actual Pope

Cultural Catholics who haven’t been to church in a decade when they hear Trump is coming after the Pope

Every Catholic rn

Has anyone asked about the “thank you for your attention to this matter” thing he does now? He didn’t do that the first time. What’s going on there?

I know it’s supposed to be “no don’t let up on this, keep them accountable” but when explicitly promising to wipe out an entire civilization doesn’t get anyone with the power off their ass it’s kinda hard to keep the hope alive

You gotta think the Artemis II crew is seeing the news and being like “Houston, can we do another lap?”

The wild thing is that in a weird way this is all Mitch McConnell’s fault

You’re telling me there’s not one terminally ill lib with nothing left to lose and a knack for making plans? Not ONE?

We tried to make them put pronouns in their email signatures and they got so mad they might nuke Iran

Yeah space travel and exploration are cool but I genuinely think the best pitch for investing more resources in stuff like this is that it’s one of the few things that nearly all of humanity thinks is cool and good

Hey Matt quick question if you’re born in America what are you

I haven’t checked can someone tell me if they’ve leaked what the big Trump speech tonight is about? Is Iran about to get more Freedom?

Donald Trump is objectively pretty stupid and it’s definitely his most dangerous quality and at the core of all the horrors he has done but I think a slightly more accurate statement would be that Donald Trump sincerely does not understand abstract concepts

The coolest thing about sci-fi is you can just do stuff. Making the Dune universe a place where combat happens primarily with swords and not laser guns immediately sets it apart and makes it more compelling and it’s just cuz Frank Herbert thought it would be cooler

Speaking as a hopeless liberal I would totally take this bet because there ain’t no way Democrats have that kind of testicular fortitude and he has more money than me

Funniest thing about casting this guy as Snape is they really want you to believe that this dude is a sniveling dork who can’t get laid

My bold prediction is that Harry Potter show will not make it through all the books before being cancelled because a chunk of its target audience — nostalgic millennial adults — won’t watch it because of good ol’ JK Rowling

Saw the Peaky Blinders flick. It wasn’t bad. Clearly setting up the follow up series we are getting on Netflix. However it does serve as a reminder than Tommy Shelby’s most redeeming quality is he has a bone-deep hatred of fascists

Rewatching Sinners and it’s so funny that until the last like minute or two every character is experiencing an absolute nightmare but Remmick is just having a fucking blast

Look even if you’re completely in the right (and I don’t know if the guy was at all) I can’t imagine seeing a man that size of Alan Ritchson and thinking “I should definitely square up with that dude”

Project Hail Mary was lauded as an incredible movie and I have to say…it absolutely is. Loved the book, the film does a great job telling the story. Just a great time. Go see it

Feels like we need to create a space where it’s ok to say “I love my daughter more than anything I can possibly imagine” and also “toddlers are bullshit” and listen, let’s make this place that safe space