If a whole bunch of people come to minneapolis this summer, you're welcome to put cookies or cash through my mail slot, and we can have an awkward petting zoo moment where you watch me eat through the storm-door window.

Just sent off my YCombinator pitch for Woke Charlie Kirk Hologram

It's pretty cool that the senator's dating a thruple.

I'm going to FOIA so hard if the rule of law ever becomes a thing again

In the continued exploration of "does every parasitic bit of fuckery come back to epstein," let's look at Spotify. "Honeycomb lawyer Reed Brodsky told the Journal that “no one at Honeycomb ever had any personal or professional relationship with him.” A Tudor Investment spokesman claims the same."

To take a break from the horrors outside, I figured I'd see what sort of horrors I could find in the epstein files. Start with crypto currencies? Looks like he hired hired Jeremy Rubin from the MIT bitcoin project to start a fund with Thiel where they could invest in Level1 before that imploded?

If the incoming half-man-half-toe moves ICE/CBP to fort snelling, i wonder how long it'll take before fox does some breathless special called something like "Outside The Wire: The Lawless Streets Of Minnedishu"

I don't care how long it takes me; I'm going to make this Scott Bessent's wikipedia photo.

Worth remembering that the whitehouse comms douche making deepfake memes was the SVP of marketing at GETTR, where Hutchinson was going to land as "we'll take care of you" after she perjured herself for the Trump admin in deposition to the Jan 6 committee.