Holy shit this is the worst thing I’ve ever tried in my life as a joke

we dont need the left to rally together when we have political cartoonists perfecting their grotesque trump/noem/patel caricatures in their BASEMENT 7 days a week 😂😂😂!!!! surely this will invoke change in the US!!!

got smirnoff ice instead of smirnoff so im starting the year off almost completely sober 😭

such a beautiful land only to be full of racist dumbasses

I got a haircut down to my shoulders today and it literally looks like this fucking roblox hair I used to have dude I feel so fucking geeked

batsona complete meet xero lmao

if i drew everyday for a month instead of once per 6 then maybe id actually get better at drawing lmao so ill try that heres my shitty bat-sona this is me guys hello

people deadass will talk over u 24/7 in vc then wonder why u never vc with them 😭😭😭

"just because i use twitter doesnt mean i support elon!!!" - some random twitter user that talks about loving socialism yet falls for every consumerist trap under the sun "using twitter supports elon!!!" - probably the same person "67" - socrates

I don’t care at this point just give me a deerstrike

interesting seeing this years' deaths kirk, got a shit load of stuff on the tiktok shop marketing off his death the same way kirk marketed off of uninformed or ill-informed people for tax breaks but when yes king died, people grieved, because he actually had an impact on people for the better

new year new global conflict that people pick up just to drop the last one 💔

when i finally meet rick owens just to see him sporting a tiktok shop charlie kirk freedom jersey with american flag pants

suggested we go to iraq in 1990, forgot his wifi password in iraq so we went back in 2003, we went to iraq both times when he was vp. i dont like this administration but atleast vance is fucking couches instead of succeeding in promoting dumb shit like cheney did lmao

socialism - strong focus on being there for eachother, as a workforce sticking and working together america - we the people, by the people, for the people notice how both could literally go hand in hand if oppressive rich folk could shut their damn mouths

i didnt realize if you made an ai "musician" and just bought listening bots you could make a sevenfold profit dude lmao i cant hate the dude that made the ai bot (cause of the hustle) but you can sure as shit blame the music platforms for letting ai make money, instead of disabling their revenue

dont think ive ever seen anyone mention this but why censor someones eyes if youre gonna name drop them the whole video and use uncensored photos and videos the entire time attention deficit fucking thumbnails bro lmao

ALL THIS BF6 VS COD CRYING IN THE PAST MONTN JUST FOR BF TO RELEASE THEIR OWN WARZONE LMAOOOO I JUST FUCKING CANT WITH YALL MOTHERFUCKERS DUDE 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

absolutely puking my guts out and remembering how miserable I’ve been and every single flaw I’ve made safe to say I’m not me when I’m hungry

im drawing again, after a month, reminds me how imperfect and shaky my hands are the real art is that i atleast have the tools to attempt it again

people are so fucked up bruh I just want an online friend that isnt a complete fucking asshole, a creep, or gonna fucking NEVER dm me or mention me i may be clingy wanting like one message every so often but id rather be clingy than a friend fucking showing up once in a blue moon people man......

hurricane warning in the caribbean after we sent an aircraft carrier there 😭 conspiracy theorists gonna LOVE blaming this storm on the government though

this is about as pointless as the console war shit back in the day, unironically who gives a shit? 4 vids back to back with those attention grabbing slopnails and redundant topic..............

texit is unironically the stupidest shit ever ideologically you get the “strong” independent country that runs on its own and rivals everyone else realistically you cut all the american ties (gov organizations, funding, whatever) and run an echo chamber anti-democratic nation just hick shit

aint that motherfucking sixnine

if someone says "i dont know how to tell ai music from real music", then thats how I know they only listen to vocaloid. you can tell the differences easily if its real voices, or varied content... but when voicebanks are so easy to access, it isnt shocking that people just make ai slop trained on it

just caught the same radio station that plays car seat headrest playing lumineers….. ho hey specifically…..

i cant believe justin trudeau is dating the most influential and prolific astronaut of our time

capitalism kinda mid

its elliot smith season already

product - 6.89 shipping and handling - 6.99 how fucking gentle are they going to be with my package???? is it gonna be like how 7 ft tall hookers do that shit???????

if this interview doesnt go the way i want then ill see if the marines want me to go the way they want

are there actually people that like undertale/deltarune/homestuck and genuinely shitting on eachother for what they prefer??? IF THIS IS TRUE: its like a dog and a cat fighting about who is better, YALL ARE ALL STUPID JUST FUCKING WORK TOGETHER AGAINST A COMMON ENEMY FOR ONCE😭😭😭

dollar store employees are hardcore bro I bought sprite, asked for bathroom key, got told “that’s a sprite-y idea!”, happy when I finish up and put the key on the counter he’s halfway out the door talkin bout how dos equis suppliers are some dumb motherfuckers, while he’s being unfiltered as shit 😭

the most unfunny discord server you know is adding stickers that are just funny conversations because the rest of the time the chat is filled with groomers 💔

acid bath homestuck parodies when

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sometimes I think chivalry is dead then I remember locktober is a thing and I feel absolutely warm and fuzzy 🙏

it’s crazy the black ops hate and battlefield kiss assing all of a sudden I went to the store, got a monster, it had that black ops shit on the back of the can, and the cashier said “not playin that game” I get the hate, but it’s 9AM big dog 😭 can we atleast be confident for gta 6 😭????

good LORD i have these intense swings where I feel mediocre then I just get fucking assblasted to the face with stupid shit going on in the world or minor inconveniences or just dealing w stupid people to the point where I genuinely want to just go live out in the woods atp is this sane or nah

the WOKE commie gay left: aha trump release the files BASED and patriotic RED-PILLED sigmachad mewing master his holiness trump: well you see I actually won’t because I have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms SJWs: ermm friggin triggered yo 🤣 ✌️

I finally finished homestuck after reading from 6/28 through today of 10/9, and i can say, its pretty fire very, VERY glad i picked it up this year. I kept making sharpie bath jokes, then tiktok kept recommending me homestuck vids, and I was like fuck it where making it hapen and read it all 😭

can jumpstyle creators do something other than advertise on tiktok with arabic or chinese scrolling text, blasting their song, and plastering radioactive symbols everywhere? like, idk, throw cheeks or some shit that actually involves talent not a trash graphic designer

I give up if you can hit the 90 degree rail transfer please END ME

the youtube shorts creators ability to copy whatever gets popular on tiktok is crazy, outdated, and lazy. first it was “don’t click the sound 💀”, then it’s those ragebait livestream debates. ACTUALLY there’s way more these creators copy but this app has a 300 character limit ISNT THAT COOL!!!!’nnnnn

HAHAHA a gen z-er running for congress WOWWW that’s happened like a million times AHAHAH he’s gonna use OUR SLANG ahahahahah he’s gonna use our LINGO ahahahaha TWIN!!! AURA!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING LOOOOOVE THE STRATEGY OF “PICK ONE DEMOGRAPHIC ONLY AND ATTEMPT TO APPEAL” AHAHAHAHHhahahahA

the government shut down guys its totally the purge guys yall can totally revolt guys

people will go fight for a country that doesnt care for them and wind up forgotten like the "donbas cowboy" the rug thats being swept over losers moving to and fighting in foreign nations based on propaganda alone is absurdly large 😭its almost like they're EMBARASSMENTS!!!!

i went onto yt shorts, turned off adblock for a day, and now know the names of 10 different ed pill companies because of how un-personalized the ads are im 19, my horsemeat works, i could not care less about obviously faked sexual lives these "real people not actors" suffered before using a pill

I will legitimately do everything for some unemployed buddy of mine just to get called an asshole, get zero in return, constantly "apologized" to because they were mean to me, and pretty much dodged the other quarter of the time, just for me to decide NOT to drop them.. ..absolute bottom energy