Collins and Ortiz can’t bat here

7, 8, 9 coming up for us anyone wanna bet Murph fucking leaves them in

One hit? That’s all we got is one god damn hit?

I really don’t like this

That double play happened because the Dodgers didn’t know what to do

Hi. Do something with it.

Why are there whole sections of seats empty

I’m just not invested in this game at all

Win or lose I don’t have to listen to this broadcast booth again

You can’t let Ortiz bat this time around. It’s too important.

Joey Ortiz didn’t earn that chance

Fine with this open strike zone if it was consistent. It hasn’t been.

Should have been a 4 pitch walk

We need this part of our order to do something tonight. Has to happen.

Dumb fucking song

It me

We good fam. Take this at home. Home field matters.

Seriously who’s even available on normal rest for Saturday? Miz? Is that it?

How much money do you think Thanasis could get from NY as a free agent right now

Wtf does Murphy do with the bullpen here? If you don’t pitch Miz is he starting on Saturday?

Hell of break when he grabs that hat

Anyone fucking terrified that we won’t have run support in the cold and Freddy is wasted tonight? Nope just me? Okay cool.

Pitching all these guys is fine if we win, but we might play tomorrow.

Ron Darling definitely heard us. His first line “I’ve been doing this since 2007.”

I don’t think the fox sports studio mentioned the Brewers Cubs game at all when they led with “let’s talk about the NLDS”

They push votes thru when people die and delay swearing in when they feel like it

Someone make this into a shirt

Rest of MLB: Get ready to learn Polish, buddy.

“3 run homer by Suzuki.” Drink

“It’s just heartbreaking after that home run by Suzuki.” One guess who said that.

Started out fantasy football 0-2, and I’m now 3-2. Won all three of my games with more people getting hurt each week. Next week will be the worst injury week for me yet.

He jumped for this ball

Again Darling praying the Cubs pull this out

Is he limping or skipping is the new fireworks or gunshots

It feels like these announcers are learning everything about the Brewers as the games go on. Like they have had no prep nor watched any previous games of them.

And with that, we all want Miz to finish this game

PCA jumping for a ball ball 20 feet off the ground is funny

Miz has been locating these pitches where Busch would be greatly injured

Anyone’s HBO max feed zoom way in for no reason? Like it doesn’t fit on the screen

Someone needs to convince him he can throw 103-104 at the end of a count. Take some off to get the control down for the first few pitches.

Thought Counsell’s sweater said Built for Fail

Send out Rickie to do the heavy lifting with Estabrook

Ashby had the third out

Very weird for Murph to try “steal a game” at home by using an odd mix of relievers

No one sadder right now than Ron Darling

Was Ron Darling this bad in game one? He’s basically praying the Cubs do well.

We have anyone warming up yet?

My kid has 40 minutes to go to sleep

Lmao Castillo gives up his first hit in the fifth and they are going to the bullpen

Can you please just throw one TD to TJ