I can’t have sex with you Flambae I have work tomorrow. But Robert I shaved old reliable.

If I ever trans gender

POCKET FENT!!!

“Do yall think deer have autism?” -🧛🏾‍♂️

“they stole my pussy!”

Did you put the twin towers in the art work?

I will dead name that man forever.

Quack quack anatomy

Astarion kill this nigga.

“Why did the trans man only eat salad.” “Why.” “Because he was a herbivore.”

Joaquin but if he came would it be Joaquim?

Why are people not being racist?

It’s Sam giopara

Who’s that guy you like, Lex Luther? Kylo ren?

Sometimes I like to eat the yolks runny just to remind myself self that they couldn’t been something

Climate change is so fat

I’m a whore… *crys*

This weed so good I feel no pain. Are you sure that not fentanyl?

Your forehead is mine

Joy less torture pron

Sometimes I read the newspaper and touch my nipples

Take off your mask and show me your tits.

Jennifer crypt the real reason harambe died

i was gonna say he is a ginger to someone with dyslexia

I have lawtism.

I’m back I don’t have much time ! My WiFi!- [discord disconnect sound]

Miss singing the box “Watermelon watermelons.” The weed made you racist

Black back panther

I’d eat her out. Bend over Let me get the whipped cream.

As a boob have myself, I am not a part of the itty bitty titty committee.

El Jinete fantasma

Bennydrll cumback

“I know what the hex strap is!” “Oh one of my children died.” -🐦‍⬛

Why be a pussy boy when you could be a cunty man.

Cunt man away

I think my dad would want to be pregnant. I don’t think that is something I would ever hear.

“I would sacrifice my throat to the dick gods for this.”

“He’s not named Jayce talis hammer for the hammer in his hands. “ -🧛🏾‍♂️ “But the hammer could be in your hands if you play your cards right. “-🪆

Sloppy joejobs...

Can loki say the n word?

“How can you be a fruit and a vegetable?”

Slav’s + Daffy Duck =french people

niocopter

hungry jacks, dipshit

They made him a Caucasian

Friends don’t let friends go to psychic Lauren.

That is Mr Dr capt. hook to you

“Drawing pregnant people is hard.” “No it’s not. I can. I do all the time. “ “Yeah and?” “Im just better.”

Slovak twink