ok, but I got there days ago www.jefftiedrich.com/p/piss-baby-...

hey everyone — I've got homework for you today. Ms. Spouse is back with a new post, 'Hierarchy of Sleaze.' it's a good'n, please read. thanks!

In a little over a year we’re going to get this done. But we need to be pushing nonstop for it now:

NARCOLEPTIC FART FACTORY DONALD TRUMP (A FAILING LOSER WHO NO ONE LIKES!) FELL ASLEEP AGAIN DURING YESTERDAY'S CABINET MEETING — AND PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND WAS ALL "WAR CRIMES? WHO, ME?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY BIG BEAUTIFUL POST IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rPcV9g

here's today's post: "piss-drunk embarrassment finds his fall guy" — Chickenshit Pete will betray you in a heartbeat. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …

here's today's post: "‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable" — laugh it up, you fucking ghouls. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "Comey prosecutor Lindsey Halligan shits the bed" — it's a five-alarm fucktangle as Judge Fitzpatrick smacks the DOJ upside the head." thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

WATCH: Barack Obama just surprised an entire aircraft full of veterans on Veterans Day.

here's today's post: "‘nobody knows what magnets are,’ claims Preznit Fuckwit" — get ready for a shit-tsunami of stupid. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

The queer pop anthem this administration did not ask for. 💕🐴🤥 #BigPhonySchmuck #NewVideo #parody

Can't top this one I got in a text

Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress are forcing Americans to drive further, wait longer, and pay more to get health care. In the richest country in the world — that's just wrong.

SOUTH KOREA GAVE DONNY DUMBFUCK A FAKE "GOLDEN" CROWN AND THE STUPID SHIT ROLLED OVER AND GAVE THEM ANYTHING THEY WANTED. HOW EMBARRASSING IS IT THAT OUR CORRUPT "PRESIDENT" IS AN EASILY-PLAYED FUCKWIT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST ABOUT IT, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/3WQ0s73

Long after he's gone, we will remember your hatred.

A giant weiner dog has entered the fray in war ravaged Portland. Apparently, Trump's Nazi ICE Gestapo did not have a collar big enough to arrest the weiner. 😂🤣👇

"COUCH MOLESTER" JD VANCE (SMELLY!) WENT ON THE SUNDAY SHOWS AND LIED HIS STUPID HOBBIT FACE OFF. NO ONE SHOULD BE GIVING THIS "SHITWAD" AIR TIME, AS YOUR FAVORITE WRITER JEFF TIEDRICH EXPLAINS IN A BEAUTIFUL POST LIKE NO ONE EVEN THOUGHT POSSIBLE. YOU CAN READ IT HERE: bit.ly/476iK8w "THANK YOU!"

here's today's post: "let’s laugh at the sad loser who didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize" — and let’s congratulate the woman who did. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I will not back down. Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power. What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Why?

Trump’s Gaza deal may bring a welcome pause to years of bloodshed — but let’s be clear: one ceasefire doesn’t make him a peacemaker. While he chases a Nobel Prize abroad, he’s been stoking violence at home. Peace isn’t a brand. It’s a character test. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Without provocation, masked federal agents indiscriminately shoot peaceful protesters with rubber bullets from the rooftop of the Portland ICE facility.

HOW CAN YOU RESIST WATCHING A VIDEO OF PLASTERED PETE KEGSTAND FLIPPING A SKATEBOARD INTO HIS OWN NUTS? I HAVE ALL THAT AND MORE IN "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," MY SATURDAY ROUND-UP OF THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO PETE'S FLATTENED BALLS. LINK: bit.ly/3IG03R5

We can fund health care and keep the government running, or we can shut everything down to raise prices on people. To me, that’s a pretty easy choice.

Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown

Sound Up 🔊 ( ht: @stanrezaee.bsky.social )

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

TRUTH!

Imagine if Hunter Biden used the White House to sell merchandise like Donald Trump’s granddaughter, Kai is doing. This is sick.

WHAT A LOSER! LINDSEY "KOMPROMAT? WHAT KOMPROMAT?" GRAHAM COMPARED DONALD TRUMP TO PT BARNUM AND RONNIE REAGAN — AND THOUGHT THAT WAS A *GOOD* THING. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE DUMBFUCKIEST SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN "THIS WEEK IN STUPID." THANK YOU READING MY TREMENDOUS POST HERE: bit.ly/4pR8pWP

all you people saying that Comey is "getting what he deserves," what are you going to say when it's Adam Schiff and Letitia James? because make no mistake, that's who Donny is coming for next. this isn't about Comey, or what you think of him

In a genuine WOW moment, this administration publicly acknowledges (perhaps for the first time) that an ICE officer violated procedure and will be taken off duty and subject to an investigation. This is a step in the right direction — I just wish it wasn't only because of such an awful viral video.

🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did. 🚨🚨🚨

Last night in LA… Nightmare fuel on a freeway wall.

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