Thanksgiving is a terrible holiday. So many young leftists take this opportunity to virtue signal online about how celebrating Thanksgiving is actually celebrating a genocide and that we should all be ashamed of ourselves.

Y’all have a nice Thanksgiving, and remember! If your family can’t cook, do not post Your Plate online. You keep that to yourself because your mother and Aunt Julie did not ask to be dragged by the entire internet.

Your parents might be old....but are they "falling asleep to Amos & Andy at 8pm" old?

Y'all getting y'all's Thanksgiving menus together for tomorrow? Well that means it's time for CHRISTMAS MUSIC!

"The current president sucked off a former president is so uniquely American" regardless of truthfulness. Like....this is so funny to me. 12-year-old me watching Schoolhouse Rock singing about how to pass a bill? Gooped. Shocked. Cannot believe this is where we are.

Beyoncé has more Grammys than anyone, but she's frequently snubbed in the General Field categories. I wanted to look at the biggest snubs, so I did. Justice for Renaissance!

Date stood me up for dinner so maybe I should write an article about all the times Beyoncé should have won a Grammy and lost to a mediocre somebody...

Wow this is a pretty good looking scam message. They out here! Don't trip up!

Katseye having two Grammy nominations is low-key hilarious. Like, good job girls! The music is mid BUT THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE and I continue to stan.

Ryan Murphy is Tyler Perry for white gays who quote Drag Race.

I need a new drag queen to burst on the scene by the time Zohran Mamdani takes office and she should call herself Emma Grince.

Mamdani has until January 1st to recover and build his vitamins back up from that campaign because he’s no good to me or anyone else if strolls into Gracie Mansion too exhausted for a fight.

I have anti-ruining-the-world sentiment and these piss baby white dudes with more money than God are actively making the world worse and worse just so they can race to be the richest man ever. Beyonce's art will be dissected and taught long after we're all dead. She's her own patron.

Serious question. How do we keep Jennifer Tilly as a Friend Of while also firing the woman she's friends with? #RHOBH

What y'all finna put on when Mamdani passes Shania Law?

Decided to take all the Crying & Begging out of my Toni Braxton Playlist and (surprise!) I still have 90 minutes of bops!

he rly said

New couch got here before my Noon meeting so now I can be relaxed when they tell me my project flopped ✨️

Because actually tho...

Dick is done. Senator Yertle the Turtle is next. And then President Pumpkin Spice Putin. Let's gooooooo!

I hate Black Halloween because what do you mean you're coming as Eunice Chantilly's Tacky Barrette?

Concept: Seamless, but for whatever kind of man I'm in the mood for.

The people said they couldn't find my playlists because Spotify is a hoe, so I adjusted my website to put a link on there. These are the ones you should get into first!

I only remember like 15, but it wasn't a great 15 min. Everything else is a fog

My mama told me to my face that God was gonna give me AIDS and then I would die alone, so watching so many of y'all aghast with disbelief over these bad moms on Housewives is actually a little funny. Like...my mama woulda had Muzzy for lunch 🤭😅 #RHOSLC

Oh Mary! dream replacements for Mary Todd Lincoln...

As a snapshot of a dancer’s turning point, A Ballerina’s Tale is a glimpse into how much work it takes to ascend to the top of the heap in ballet. But, if you’re looking for the Misty Copeland documentary hinted at by the title, you’ll have to look elsewhere. overpricedvodka.com/2025/10/24/a...

NOT on my watch. 🙂‍↔️

I'm here

"Damn, that shit go hard as fuck" -- Me, listening to Susan Boyle and Jackie Evancho duet on The Prayer

Thinking about all the heinous nicknames we had for each other as children and Booger Fat was truly abominable. I don't even remember his last name anymore. Just Rodney....and Booger Fat.

Big Ugly is moving forward with an enormous ballroom larger than the White House itself (that no one has approved) and he's starting by smashing the East Wing to bits (even though the plans that were submitted make no changes to existing structures).

The Perfect Neighbor could have been made without the exploitative Black trauma.

I will probably be one of the five oldest people at Le Poisson Rouge for this Adéla show so I might as well look the part.

The Kiss of the Spider Woman is fine. If you’re avoiding it bc it has JLo, reevaluate. She’s great in it and the best part of the movie. If you’re avoiding it because the original isn’t your cup of tea, then there’s nothing Bill Condon or anyone else is doing here that will change your mind.

I said I wanted some black-eyed peas, and every restaurant that has em was gonna cost at least $30 for dinner. So I took my broke ass on down to the grocery store. Ten bucks and I have leftovers. #cooking #homecooking

He's deep in Fox News country and he falls for the bullshit, because he's over 80 and that's what he's being fed all the time. But he always trusts me enough to believe me over them. He's really easy to de-program because he watched me grow up and knows how much I love research.

Reputation was polarizing because it was a poor match of sound and artist. The Life of a Showgirl is similarly polarizing, but for the opposite reason — it’s a perfect match between an Okay Popstar and an Okay Sound. 2.5 / 5

Just impulse-bought a raincoat and wellies so I can walk around in the rain Sunday listening to contemplative white girl music.

Just impulse-bought a raincoat and wellies so I can walk around in the rain Sunday listening to contemplative white girl music.

Summer was cute

I finally made my debut at Pines Party this summer, so let's talk about just how white and/or hot you need to be in order to have a good time.

Me asking straight men to send me some of their lil guitar music because Cardi, Mariah, Taylor, Doja,and Jade back to back got me too pussy up in this hoe

"Magnet" is a better song because Cardi has more money for better production and she's a better songmaker -- she's a theater kid who listens to a wide range of music and has better musical instincts. But JT definitely WALKED HER DOWN. (had to split it into two videos)

I was on a second date with a Black man and we had just exchanged Instagrams. He said we probably weren't a match because I had too many white gays in my social circles, and he didn't have any. :-(

Swifties would PASS AWAY if you played "Pretty & Petty" for them.

She getting a 3 out of 5 from me, but I'll let it settle in over the weekend.

Actually had a really good time re-listening to all of Taylor Swift's albums! I had forgotten how excellent those early pop-country earworms were, because I wasn't a big fan of her 1989, Reputation, Lover pop-trilogy. The lady knows how to write a melody for sure though.

I re-listened to alllll of that lady's long ass albums and I stand by my main three points about Taylor Swift:

If your fave doesn't have any bad songs or any weaknesses are you sure you're a fan of their music or do you have a blindingly parasocial relationship with someone you see yourself in? Bc y'all weird. Nicki, Taylor, Gaga, Beyonce, Cardi, Ariana - some weird ass ppl in those fanbases. Very Trumpian!