Reputation was polarizing because it was a poor match of sound and artist. The Life of a Showgirl is similarly polarizing, but for the opposite reason — it’s a perfect match between an Okay Popstar and an Okay Sound. 2.5 / 5

Just impulse-bought a raincoat and wellies so I can walk around in the rain Sunday listening to contemplative white girl music.

Just impulse-bought a raincoat and wellies so I can walk around in the rain Sunday listening to contemplative white girl music.

Summer was cute

I finally made my debut at Pines Party this summer, so let's talk about just how white and/or hot you need to be in order to have a good time.

Me asking straight men to send me some of their lil guitar music because Cardi, Mariah, Taylor, Doja,and Jade back to back got me too pussy up in this hoe

"Magnet" is a better song because Cardi has more money for better production and she's a better songmaker -- she's a theater kid who listens to a wide range of music and has better musical instincts. But JT definitely WALKED HER DOWN. (had to split it into two videos)

I was on a second date with a Black man and we had just exchanged Instagrams. He said we probably weren't a match because I had too many white gays in my social circles, and he didn't have any. :-(

Swifties would PASS AWAY if you played "Pretty & Petty" for them.

She getting a 3 out of 5 from me, but I'll let it settle in over the weekend.

Actually had a really good time re-listening to all of Taylor Swift's albums! I had forgotten how excellent those early pop-country earworms were, because I wasn't a big fan of her 1989, Reputation, Lover pop-trilogy. The lady knows how to write a melody for sure though.

I re-listened to alllll of that lady's long ass albums and I stand by my main three points about Taylor Swift:

If your fave doesn't have any bad songs or any weaknesses are you sure you're a fan of their music or do you have a blindingly parasocial relationship with someone you see yourself in? Bc y'all weird. Nicki, Taylor, Gaga, Beyonce, Cardi, Ariana - some weird ass ppl in those fanbases. Very Trumpian!

Do you ever think about how Beyoncé is just walking around with Act III and can push the button at any time? Like, she could be eating a chicken nugget and just go "shit, why not?" and Boom. Worldwide frenzy.

If you were not previously a Mariah Carey fan, there’s nothing on Here For It All to change your mind. If you were a Mariah Carey fan already, your mileage may vary depending on how much you like her voice.

It's crazy to me when people don't understand how Taylor Swift sells out everything. Like, you must not know The Average White American because these are earworms for every Emma and Connor I grew up with.

Should I make a Taylor Swift for Non Swifties playlist before the new album comes out? Because, no, she cannot sing, and also no, her lyrics are not that deep, but she does have bops. And I do be bopping!

AOC and Mayor Pete are the two best communicators in Congress and we need a special Cabinet position of "explaining things at the 4th grade level most of y'all are reading on."

See. If CARDI would ALSO go to therapy, she could've calmed down last night before she took it Below Hell. But damn. This is how you do it.

Basically two criteria: 1. Are there any cities big enough for me? 2. What are the politics like at the state level?

I am so glad there was no Twitter back in 80s and 90s, because Cardi and Nicki may be nasty, but they're also very loud hoodrats with hoodrat stans, so it is what it is.

When I run for President, my platform is no more racist showers in hotels 🤭

And, just as I predicted! Deluxe edition of Am I The Drama out now with more of the hits #Cardi dropped since Invasion of Privacy.

Why is Cardi's bonus track my favorite song on the album??????

Not the Brim dropped a surprise bonus track with a light Jersey Twerk! open.spotify.com/track/3V1K9d...

Growing up in a cult means I still know A LOT of adult contemporary Christian music in sign language. And there were no deaf people in our congregation--they were just offbeat white people so that was our version of Praise Dancing.

To cope with the devastating news that MTV has canceled Catfish.... These are my Top 5 Ships I Would Have Written Nifty FanFic About If I Did That Sort Of Thing, But I Certainly Did Not

Definitely about to raid that bag of Structure and Express at the back of the closet and pull out some Club Ready Business Casual. Hey #BlackSky! Quote post this with what you’re wearing down to The Boy Is Mine Tour. #SuitUp #Brandy #Monica #TheBoyIsMine

I will be so mad if the rapture is tomorrow because I literally just got my hair done. But anyway... Who want me? It's your last chance.

The Long Walk does have an R-Rating, and after the first murder, I averted my eyes for the rest of them. The murders are what make it a horror film, but I'd argue the premise itself, and how well it relates to our current political climate, is much more horrifying.

Call myself trynna pick up some candy on the way to the movies.... IKYFL! 😱

Chile....🤣 Y'all must've really been canceling the shit outta those subscriptions, because that was FAST! Jimmy Kimmel is back on air tomorrow and I am shocked 🤣

Republicans are truly having the time of their lives. They might shoot him again just to keep the media coverage going. I thought the only thing that could unite them like this was racism. Love learning new things!

I've had a weekend to digest Am I The Drama? and I've decided it's just as good as Invasion of Privacy -- it's just too long, and the overall vibe feels weighed down by too much filler. If I take my faves and stack them against the debut, Cardi has another classic album.

And that's that for summer 2025

Today I learned that the all female senior citizens band on The Golden Girls was a real group called The Dixie Belles. Their leader was Peggy Gilbert, a sax player who was an early pioneer for female musicians back in the 30s, organizing and managing all girl groups through the end of WW II.

Disney gave Hulu some macros to respond to cancelation chats. They must be tired of the agents getting typed at in all caps over Jimmy Kimmel 🤣😅

Former rapper and professional lightskin BIA seen bagging groceries at Key Food after her career was murdered by Cardi B early Friday morning on "Pretty & Petty"

No skips. And Cardi has definitely been in somebody's vocal lessons because mama is floating on some of these tracks! I'm so glad The Bronx Brimcess did not suffer the sophomore slump and Rolling Stars gave it a nice 4.5 out of 5.

Lil playlist from Cardi's Vine days to the present open.spotify.com/playlist/02A...

Do y'all need a Cardi B. crash course before the album drops? Boom, gotchu covered.

Confirmed: Teresa Giudice competing on the next season of #DragRace Please welcome to the stage Tre Cummins. She has cookbooks and cooked books.

More proof that we are living through an extended issue of The Onion. www.bbc.com/news/article...

As a collective race in the US, what can you be proud of as a group or as a reflection of being white that is not tainted by the circumstances in which those accomplishments were realized? Don’t be mad at us for having pride. Be mad at your ancestors for creating a world where you can’t have it too.

Love, Brooklyn isn't going to change any lives, but movies don't always have to. Sometimes it's enough to just see life as it is.

I've decided to start a conspiracy theory out of thin air where they set him up to be murdered to make a bigger distraction from the Epstein Pedo Doodle Birthday Letter. Gonna start telling people at work tomorrow just to see.

By the way, the President of the United States made a doodle of a girl with a birthday skit written inside of it to a known rapist and sex trafficker and he signed his name where the pubes would be. Dead people don't erase the crimes of the living, so let's wrap this up soon.

Twinless was absolutely outstanding! Run to the theater and don't read any spoilers or summaries! Dylan O'Brien Best Actor nominations incoming....what a performance y'all. No notes!!!

All those unwashed neckbeards in the audience tho..... I swear to god, if that big head baby teeth long gum piece of target practice is the spark for Civil War 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Anyway chile... What y'all eating for dinner today? Might just get me a large loaded fries as the movie theater and share with my friend. And probably some wings.