Awww yeah my best bot with the least amount of figures finally arrived! Good old Seaspray!

I am just over 2 seasons into Deep Space 9 and the show has been terrible so far.

Somewhere, the finger of a monkey paw curls.

Womp womp.

I walked into a store and this small child looks at me and shouts "Not this guuuuuy!" You ever been absolutely bodied by a 5 year old?

Raptor Claus, a movie where Santa visits a dinosaur theme park and gets killed by a velociraptor and it becomes Santa Claus (Tim Allen style) and now a special forces team must find a way to track it down before it visits every house in the world and wreaks chaos and bloodshed.

Every time I see someone brag about their AI art it feels like Stuart from MadTV shouting "Look what I can do!"

Oh well then it's fine I guess.

Buying more N scale locomotives so I never have to pay taxes again.

I swear every time I go back to my hometown it gets a little shittier, so in the interest of preservation I don't think I'll be going back.

1988 Toyota MR2 Supercharged. Proud to call this one mine. As soon as the rain clears it's T Tops out and Thin Lizzy on the radio.

Be the chaos you want to see in the world.

Looking at @amplitudestudios.bsky.social 's Humankind after the Civ 7 release.

I should have realized I would never connect with my mother politically when we watched Chicken Run together and her takeaway from that was that she should start a chicken farm.

Tell me you didn't read the bible without telling me you didn't read the bible.

I was going to say that our current government looks a lot like Clowns Without Borders but I looked it up and turns out that's a real organization and they've done far more good in this world than this administration ever will.

Once a crazy lady told me that demons had taken over all the churches and they were walking around the world by the thousands in human skin and I'm beginning to suspect she wasn't actually crazy.

The hardest thing about cooking is him.

And so the Dread Winter begins.

"Like be a man and buy me this, you know?" -Overheard from two girls in the Lego section looking at the Lego flower sets. Anyone dating a lady, you know what to do.

Not a care in the world.

Here I am, making spaghetti at 7AM because I have lost all control of my life.

Saw Nosferatu tonight. Or maybe I didn't, because filmmakers have forgotten what lighting is and telling a visual story means the audience needs to see what the hell is going on.

I couldn't help myself now I gotta go find them all and do silly things.

Trainbots Getsuei and Suiken! What a Christmas!

Idea: A Fast and Furious style movie where a vampire becomes bored with "life" and only feels excitement when street racing, until his extreme tendencies and need for speed make him a menace to the racing community and he must be hunted down. I present to you, NOSferatu.

I may have bought a new engine just because it has a horsey on it.

I saw the new LOTR movie tonight and there was a lot more punching in it than I anticipated. Five stars, no notes, Helm Hammerhand is top tier character.

LOTR hammer popcorn bucket acquired! (Some assembly required)

My issue with homebrewing a D&D game is I feel like I need to be able to explain why a town exists economically instead of just dropping it on a map and now I've got whole fantasy supply chains that my players will never see cause the town is just a backdrop for their journey.

The cool thing about (steroid induced) diabetes is that you can eat some carbs and basically get this screen set to a random time.

This idiot wakes me up at 7AM for food despite me never feeding him at 7AM. Closing the door just results in him beating it with his paws and meowing until I chase him into the living room.

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"It could be drugs" I say to myself, running my hands through way too many pretty dice like a little goblin seeing financial security for the first time.

Walked into a flea market store today and there's a booth full of shitty framed AI art for $100+. This is what we've come to.

I could be doing something productive with my day but instead I'm driving around to movie theaters trying to convince employees to sell me a popcorn bucket shaped like a giant hammer a few days early.

I am 35 years old and it has just now occurred to me that "Underwater Basket Weaving" does not involve scuba gear.

The Christmas tree ornament that keeps on giving.

I feel like movies featuring a new hit single kind of evaporated once music streaming became a thing.

Fire and Ice is fun because Frazetta decided that skimpy loincloths are gender neutral and 90% of the plot is bad guys kidnapping this girl just for her to get to the BBEG and have him say "Mooooom why did you do this I don't want her, I don't want kids girls are gross, throw her in the trash!"

Skeleton Crew is just Goonies in Space/80's movie kids in Star Wars and I am perfectly fine with that.

I was dragged to a Christmas tree farm for the first time and it was the most wonderfully bougie thing ever. Hot cocoa, petting zoo, tractor rides, shopping. When I was a kid we just chopped down a tree from a neighbor's land and hauled it back as quietly as possible.

Enjoy D&D? Try Solasta. I promise it is the closest you will get to a 1:1 D&D tabletop experience in a video game. It may not be as pretty as Baldur's Gate 3 but it's got a lot of heart and is worth it.

"Be sure to finish leveling up before next session!" I reminded everyone, every 3 days for two weeks before next session. Guess what they didn't do. Guess. Now I know how my teachers felt about me.

I'm confused about slasher movies where the victims are dicks/cause The Bad Thing because at that point isn't it just a revenge film/John Wick in a hockey mask? What makes it horror? Whose side am I supposed to be on here?

When planning tabletop villains, be sure to give them names your players can mangle into some sort of silly nickname. They like that for some reason.

I saw Wicked with a 70+ year old couple next to me and they shouted in alarm when it opened with "The Wicked Witch is Dead!" and like... weren't the both of you there for the original? How did you think this was going to go?

Once upon a time between 1978 and 2000, movies came on vinyl sized discs called Laserdisc, you had to take it out and flip it over halfway through the movie and depending on the disc format it could be up to 3 discs/6 sides long. And it was glorious.

Making a gamble and rolling for something. Wish me luck!

At a D&D table full of introverts, the worst thing you can do is throw a Brass Dragon at them.